*****2024 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2024 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE HUNT FOR THE THREEPEAT

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. These separate threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, outside of this thread. I will link the threads below. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #28: Xavier Worthy
Round 2, #63: Kingsley Suamataia
Round 4, #131: Jared Wiley
Round 4, #133: Jaden Hicks
Round 5, #159: Hunter Nourzad
Round 6, #211: Kamal Hadden
Round 7, #248: C.J. Hanson

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

View the 2023 Draft thread here
View the 2022 Draft thread here
View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[Kiimo]

Originally Posted by rfaulk34

Dude...you moved up one spot, gave up position...to take the 11th tackle by the end of the 2nd round! And that was after moving up and giving up almost a full round of position for...John Ross Jr?

wtf??

shut up bitch

[Pinchshot]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

Once upon a time a fat dickless idiot named Sean Payton was pretty sure he could stay put at his draft pick and didn't bother trading up one spot. After all, why pay more for something when you're pretty likely to get what you want at the normal cost?

He now coaches the Denver Broncos and will eventually get fired from that job in shame.

The moral of the story: If you're 100% locked in on a single player and you have a draft shopping list that's pretty short, quit ****ing around and just go get your ****ing guy to avoid anybody swooping in and ruining your day. Or career, for that matter.

Words to live by. 2 Things folks forget every year with the draft:

1. There's no such thing as a reach. Either the player starts 5 years for your team or he doesn't.

2. Every good team starts with a good OL. Doesn't matter what weapons you have (unless you have Mahomes and only we do).

[Dunerdr]

Originally Posted by rfaulk34

John Ross. You already ****ing had John Ross on your roster last year, why did you draft him again??!!

This> 493rds absolutely serious takes

[FloridaMan88]

Originally Posted by rfaulk34

I'd rather that judgement than how a guy squeezes a ketchup bottle.

Is Burrow squeezing anything yet with that abortion of a wrist?

[OnTheWarpath15]

Originally Posted by Delano

Go ahead and list the guys who would impact the next five plus years of a dynasty more than a starting LT please.

I’ve yet to read anything that claims he’s a starting LT.

The best thing I’ve heard is that he could *compete* with Wanya who we all think is ass.

[Delano]

Originally Posted by staylor26

Tyler Guyton is considered a project and went in the 1st.

I'll gladly take Kingsley in the 2nd when that's where project LTs start coming off the board.

Yeah but would you do that if you had to give up 40 SPOTS IN THE FIFTH ROUND!?

[TomBarndtsTwin]

Originally Posted by rfaulk34

John Ross. You already ****ing had John Ross on your roster last year, why did you draft him again??!!

You all paid a brokedick QB $275 mil. We all have our crosses to bear.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Originally Posted by O.city

He’s gonna start at LT day 1

Unless we bring back Donovan we have no choice.

[Dante84]

Originally Posted by rfaulk34

I'd rather that judgement than how a guy squeezes a ketchup bottle.

At least our guy has a working wrist to squeeze with

[TwistedChief]

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath15

I’ve yet to read anything that claims he’s a starting LT.

The best thing I’ve heard is that he could *compete* with Wanya who we all think is ass.

We all think he was a rookie starter.

[RunKC]

Man I really want Veach to somehow get back into rd 3 at the end. There’s gonna be weapons available that can contribute this year.

[bigjosh]

People crying about this draft so far are nuts.

This is an A+ right now objectively.


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[Delano]

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath15

I’ve yet to read anything that claims he’s a starting LT.

The best thing I’ve heard is that he could *compete* with Wanya who we all think is ass.

Bruh follow along. Several OL experts have said he can start in ‘24. List the guys still on the board that impact this team more over the next five years.

[tredadda]

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath15

Agreed.

I don’t think the 2nd round is the place for it though.

If you wanna throw things at the wall and see if it sticks, do it on day three.

Again, I’m a believe in Veach guy, so I’m gonna hope I’m overreacting. But in this draft our R2 was damn valuable and we took a project, even according to the expert that someone mentioned earlier.

Sometimes round 3 and below T’s get you Niang or Morris. Round 2 is a much better place to get someone like KC got. He’s not elite out of the gate, but the upside is undeniable. This is a good move for a team that has very few glaring holes. This is very much a long game type pick.

[bigjosh]

Originally Posted by RunKC

Man I really want Veach to somehow get back into rd 3 at the end. There’s gonna be weapons available that can contribute this year.

I think it’s going to happen.


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