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****OFFICIAL Kansas City Chiefs @ Los Angeles Chargers TNF Game Thread****
Everyone is talking about COVID-19 but have you heard of a DEADLY NEW DISEASE that originated in the GREAT STATE OF MISSOURI, WHERE MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM, THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS, ALSO PLAY?
We call this disease MAHOMESIASIS-15* It is FATAL to ALL AFC West teams AND their fans outside Missouri. Quote:
PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES are at extremely HIGH RISK. Symptoms: random burn marks, depression, shrinking of genitals, elevated estrogen levels. WAIT WAIT I'M GETTING A REPORT FROM THE CENTERS FOR DEFENSE CONTROL! OH MY GOD THERE'S AN OUTBREAK HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IN LOS ANGELES! EVERYONE THERE IS GOING TO DIE! *Please consult a doctor if your Mahomesiasis-15 lasts longer than this game thread. |
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12-16-2021, 10:25 PM | #3376 |
Spooky Action
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12-16-2021, 10:25 PM | #3377 |
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
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Caan I diey to****neht
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12-16-2021, 10:25 PM | #3378 |
Please squeeze
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why wasn't Hill in there?
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12-16-2021, 10:25 PM | #3379 |
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God damnit.
That ****ed us. |
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12-16-2021, 10:25 PM | #3380 |
Sauntering Vaguely Downwards
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Don't need 'em.
There's a LOT of field out there and you can spring someone over the middle. Pick up 15 yards and you're in the 60 yard range.
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12-16-2021, 10:25 PM | #3381 |
In Search of a Life
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Kneel? Wtf for. Just take a ****ing shot.
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12-16-2021, 10:26 PM | #3382 |
Black Bob's daddy
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pussies
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12-16-2021, 10:26 PM | #3383 |
MVP
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I absolutely hate the NFL overtime rules.
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12-16-2021, 10:26 PM | #3384 |
Rockin' yer FACE OFF!
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Shit. OT. Gotta win the toss...
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12-16-2021, 10:26 PM | #3385 |
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****
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12-16-2021, 10:26 PM | #3386 |
In Search of a Life
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Hail mary time
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12-16-2021, 10:26 PM | #3387 |
Wasted away again...
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Why not take a shot there? Maybe you get a PI?
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12-16-2021, 10:26 PM | #3388 |
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Prolly the right call
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12-16-2021, 10:26 PM | #3389 |
YOU take YOUR seat
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not gonna get a FG try with 5 seconds unfortunately
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12-16-2021, 10:26 PM | #3390 |
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No hail mary? No fake kneeldown? I'm disappointed in that call.
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