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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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NO!! Menards needs to add a couple of hundred handicappped parking spaces for their tongue chewing, drooling, hairlip, neck tat wearing, lazy sack of monkey shit employees. They're the Dollar General of big box stores. |
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#347 |
The Beast Inside Your Head
Join Date: Jul 2006
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Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Reminds me of a George Carlin bit where he's talking about the "TGIF" people. He said he uses the "HSIOW"; "Holy Shit, It's Only Wednesday"
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Diving
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I got into with a store manager about it one time (as he was trying to "chat" with the one non-fat/old person he had working), and I did the exact thing you described. I'm sure he didn't care until he found the cart. I'm sure he still didn't care (he works for Wal-Mart)...
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Banned!
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: NOT Columbia, MO 65201
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The Mendards in Cedar Falls is staffed primarily with college students and a significant number are girls.
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
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Arrowhead Trail of Tears
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: KansasCity
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The person at the grocery store in the frozen section that opens the door and looks around forever then closes the door and it's completely fogged up where nobody can see shit. I appreciate that.
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(Sir/Yes Sir/Aye Aye Sir)
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Diving
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Press the soft end of a clenched fist into the fog, then use your finger tip to add 5 toes. I find if we do that it makes the wife mad and helps to rush her along. So for you, it's good and bad... And no, I won't stop!
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#354 |
Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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People who repeatedly announcing how early you arrived at work today; and how many consecutive days you’ve worked without a day off. Your medal is in the mail.
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
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Ya, sure you will, asshole
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In Search of a Life
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Plano, TX
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That's the guy that the boss has to keep telling to schedule vacation days and then he ends up taking off half of November.
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#358 |
Cheat Death
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Land of Drincoln
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Costco Free Sample Slam Dancer - I like Dino Nuggets as much as the next 30 something, but I'm not driving my boot into mamacita's midsection to grab the last stegosaurus.
Also, that asshole that walks into the Costco entrance with their cart and 4 kids and just stops so they can put their card away, find their list, and check in on Facebook. |
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#359 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
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People who make hypothetical threads about the KC/DEN game being their both 9-0 when there's 3 games left to play before then
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