Chiefs Our season and future is doomed! OTWP told me so! - Page 24

Hootie · 04-27-2009, 01:47 PM

According to our expert OTWP, Tyson Jackson has absolutely no chance to play at a Richard Seymour level, ever, and our 3rd round pick shouldn't even be on an NFL roster...totally wasted pick.

He didn't even charge me $109 for this information...

This sucks, though...I was hoping I could watch them and form my own opinion but he assures me, and the rest of you, that these guys are scrubs and that Pioli still disciplines his children by hitting them, which is wrong.

Tough weekend for Chiefs fans =(

Hasn't Pioli ever thought of a timeout? There are more constructive ways to discipline children...hitting them these days can cause long term emotional damage IMO.

Jeez.

**luv** · 04-27-2009, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

when i'm in between flings/fockbuddies i like to keep things interesting.

You'd think you'd eventually run out of ideas.

rad · 04-27-2009, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

that's why i switch hit. left hand or thumbs up feels natural like a vagina. right hand or thumbs down feels more tight like a butthole.

I've always called that "hittin' it from behind".

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

**alanm** · 04-27-2009, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

Completely agree. My only complaint is that everyone lives three hours away from me. People say I share too much personal stuff on here. That may be true, but 1) I'm trying to watch that, 2) I'm pretty much an open book anyway, and 3) I know a lot of people on here who care about me and will give me as much sound advice as a hard time. Awesome place.

The closest anyone from the board from me lives in Denver. But I'm so fucking busy with school at the moment and consultations in my former job I can never seem to get away. Maybe one of these weekends I'll actually be in the Omaha area when Nzoner has something going on in St. Joe.

I usually hit the KC/Denver game in Denver but this years game is Jan 3rd. It isn't exactly appealing at the moment.

booger · 04-27-2009, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

You'd think you'd eventually run out of ideas.

i thought i'd seen it all when i was seen this one freaky skank that liked to spank my taint area with a wooden spoon while i did her from behind and she contorted/bent upwards to get into that position.

It took forever to get past the laughing to get into a decent rythym though.

booger · 04-27-2009, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by rad

I've always called that "hittin' it from behind".

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

i'm weird though. I can't do left hand thumbs down or right hand thumbs up. feels too ackward.

rad · 04-27-2009, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

i'm weird though. I can't do left hand thumbs down or right hand thumbs up. feels too ackward.

Try the "stranger"

**OnTheWarpath15** · 04-27-2009, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

i thought i'd seen it all when i was seen this one freaky skank that liked to spank my taint area with a wooden spoon while i did her from behind and she contorted/bent upwards to get into that position.

It took forever to get past the laughing to get into a decent rythym though.

Excuse me, but I'll be right back.

I have to go throw out all of our wooden spoons.

I'll never be able to look at one as just a wooden spoon again.

Thanks.

**DeezNutz** · 04-27-2009, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

i thought i'd seen it all when i was seen this one freaky skank that liked to spank my taint area with a wooden spoon while i did her from behind and she contorted/bent upwards to get into that position.

It took forever to get past the laughing to get into a decent rythym though.

**luv** · 04-27-2009, 10:31 PM

This thread is gonna start giving me nightmares. I'd better go to bed before it gets worse.

booger · 04-27-2009, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

This thread is gonna start giving me nightmares. I'd better go to bed before it gets worse.

sweet dreams.

Crush · 04-27-2009, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

i thought i'd seen it all when i was seen this one freaky skank that liked to spank my taint area with a wooden spoon while i did her from behind and she contorted/bent upwards to get into that position.

It took forever to get past the laughing to get into a decent rythym though.

Post of the year.

booger · 04-27-2009, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58

Excuse me, but I'll be right back.

I have to go throw out all of our wooden spoons.

I'll never be able to look at one as just a wooden spoon again.

Thanks.

screwing in the kitchen can be a bit spooky.

**Nzoner** · 04-27-2009, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by alanm

. Maybe one of these weekends I'll actually be in the Omaha area when Nzoner has something going on in St. Joe.

There's usually something going on here on a regualr basis,if nothing else there's always a cold beer available to any planeteer in my gameroom.

**OnTheWarpath15** · 04-27-2009, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

screwing in the kitchen can be a bit spooky.

Please don't tell me you've involved a can opener or turkey baster in any of your escapades.

booger · 04-27-2009, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by DeezNutz

she was a damn good shot too. I told her no butthole play and no smacking my balls w/ the wooden spoon.

It helped that she had a large wingspan, kind of what you would look for in a five technique for a 34 defense.

04-27-2009, 01:47 PM
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