Misc Women suck... - Page 25

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 06:00 PM

So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay.

There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie.

So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on...

So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul.

"If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"

Barkingatthemoon · 03-07-2009, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

I don't want to sleep with her yet. I hardly know her! But if she ends up being cool and all, then I'd do her. :-)

But if I have to choose between doing her earlier than I want, and never doing her at all, I'll take option A. I'll take a chance on her. I just got through with a super serious girl with no fun factor. I kinda want someone weird who likes to party.

I'm sure that comment makes her feel really good. Did you tell her to her face, or just lie about this new piece of ass you're tailing?????

keg in kc · 03-07-2009, 05:10 PM

Barkingatthemoon · 03-07-2009, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

Most do. I'm sure you're cool. I just can't stand the sound of a crying kid. Its like nails on a chalkboard.

BTW, cheaters suck. I had the perfect opportunity to date a girl who was taken (she said she was getting ready to break up with him), and didn't do it. If you cheat, then what sort of person are you?

We're only as good as the decisions we make.

Yes, cheaters do suck, don't they????? And you've been told that many times, haven't you???? Why do you make yourself out to be some great guy here? Do you really need to build yourself up that much???

Barkingatthemoon · 03-07-2009, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

Not really me. I have about the lowest sex drive of any guy in his early 20s. I like it, but I'm a quality over quantity guy. I've been without for a year now, and don't care.

I told you I am weird! :-)

Another lie...What is wrong with you?

Barkingatthemoon · 03-07-2009, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz

If you're her pal she won't **** you

Nice to see that relationship characterized that way....

Barkingatthemoon · 03-07-2009, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

I told her we wouldn't be good as bf and gf cause she couldn't keep up with me. And I really don't want to care about her, but she keeps doing things that make it DIFFICULT to ignore her.

Maybe it would help if you weren't still living with someone....

Katipan · 03-07-2009, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

rofl

Is he going to make accounts for all his personalities?

**luv** · 03-07-2009, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Is he going to make accounts for all his personalities?

That was another thought.

Katipan · 03-07-2009, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

That was another thought.

I don't think CP has enough bandwidth for them all.

**luv** · 03-07-2009, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I don't think CP has enough bandwidth for them all.

So, is this number two, or is it a dupe of a dupe?

Barkingatthemoon · 03-07-2009, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

I don't want to be nice, its just what happens.

I try to act like a bad boy sometimes, but its not for me. Like at a party I went to with her the other night, she was being really flirty and drunk. But she was really talking to some other guy there. So I tried to hook them up because I thought he would like her more than I do! Who does that!

I'm like the opposite of a cock-blocker. She didn't end up getting with him, and she asked me to stay the night at the party with her, but I didn't (cause I knew how it would end... with me annoyed at her being weird).

Oh how the story changes.....

Barkingatthemoon · 03-07-2009, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Then why'd you ask her to the movies? huh? huh? huh?

And if she was nothing more then sex, why would she be more if you were a player?

I'M SO CONFUSED

I'm interested to know what excuse you would use when you went to the movies and didn't get home until late...Perhaps that explains the 6 a.m. return to your house. And the noose tightens

Katipan · 03-07-2009, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Barkingatthemoon

I'm interested to know what excuse you would use when you went to the movies and didn't get home until late...Perhaps that explains the 6 a.m. return to your house. And the noose tightens

Don't really need to have excuses when you do as you wish.

**luv** · 03-07-2009, 06:39 PM

I want drama, damn it. If I can't drink, then at least entertain me. Where is Buddha to answer these accusations?

keg in kc · 03-07-2009, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Is he going to make accounts for all his personalities?

Think of it as a young Tom C@sh.

02-23-2009, 06:00 PM
The Buddha This is not an exit... Join Date: Feb 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	Women suck... So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay. There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie. So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on... So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul. "If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"
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luv You think you can get by this? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $-1250000	I want drama, damn it. If I can't drink, then at least entertain me. Where is Buddha to answer these accusations?
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