*****2023 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2023 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE HUNT FOR THE MIDDLE FINGER RING

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. These separate threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, outside of this thread. I will link the threads below. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #31: Felix Anudike-Uzomah
Round 2, #55: Rashee Rice
Round 3, #92: Wanya Morris
Round 4, #119: Chamarri Conner
Round 5, #166: BJ Thompson
Round 6, #194: Keondre Coburn
Round 7, #250: Nic Jones

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

View the 2022 Draft thread here
View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[Couch-Potato]

DT Clark or Coburn,
DL Ojomo or Stills
WR Perry, Palmer, or Hutchinson
HB Mitchell, Luepke, or Tucker

[Mecca]

Originally Posted by Couch-Potato

DL Clark, Coburn, or Stills
WR Perry, Palmer, or Hutchinson
HB Mitchell, Luepke, or Tucker

No Kenny McIntosh or Kayshon Boutte on your list what?

[srvy]

Now go and be butt hurt when your guys don't get picked like all good drafturdbaters after all the hard work for nothing.

[philfree]

Originally Posted by Easy 6

I bet Morris starts

Fn Uzi may not start right off be he'll be a definite contributor. Which is what it's all about with this team. Do your job when asked and contribute.

[Mecca]

Originally Posted by srvy

Now go and be butt hurt when your guys don't get picked like all good drafturdbaters after all the hard work for nothing.

At the end of the day the drafturbaters were right though...

[Chris Meck]

Originally Posted by Couch-Potato

DT Clark or Coburn,
DL Ojomo or Stills
WR Perry, Palmer, or Hutchinson
HB Mitchell, Luepke, or Tucker

Ojomo is interesting to me. 5th year senior, ton of experience, but still just 21 years old.

[TambaBerry]

Originally Posted by srvy

Now go and be butt hurt when your guys don't get picked like all good drafturdbaters after all the hard work for nothing.

its not work when you enjoy it, not sure why people make fun of people who enjoy the draft process.

[Mecca]

I like how NE told us they think their interior OL is asshole.

[Couch-Potato]

how many damn picks do the Colts have in this draft!? lol

Freeland and Adebaware was a solid round for them.

[The Franchise]

Originally Posted by srvy

Now go and be butt hurt when your guys don't get picked like all good drafturdbaters after all the hard work for nothing.

There it is. Easy to talk shit when you literally don’t have an opinion. I’ll take people being wrong over dipshits like you. Put me on ignore and go back to your bag of circus peanuts.

[irafreak]

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath15

Lions trading Deandre Swift to the Eagles

Wha...why would they do this? The eagles are the biggest hurdle to a superbowl. The Bengals would never trade us one of their weapons. Bad move Detroit. I thought they believed they are a playoff team.

[The Franchise]

Originally Posted by srvy

Now go and be butt hurt when your guys don't get picked like all good drafturdbaters after all the hard work for nothing.

Feel free to go back and quote my posts where I’ve been upset at them not picking who I wanted or taking someone else? I’ll wait.

[Kiimo]

Swift is awesome



but a brokedick

[Mecca]

Originally Posted by Kiimosabi

Swift is awesome



but a brokedick

They're gonna have fun when Penny and Swift both get hurt at the same time.

[Chris Meck]

Originally Posted by irafreak

Wha...why would they do this? The eagles are the biggest hurdle to a superbowl. The Bengals would never trade us one of their weapons. Bad move Detroit. I thought they believed they are a playoff team.

I think Detroit IS a play-off team. I think they might even win that division outright.

But they have a glut of RB's, and Swift has injury issues.