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Join Date: Sep 2005
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Did you earn some Kohl’s Cash?
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What's up braj?
Join Date: Jun 2008
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SR is your butthole waxed
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Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
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I hate the off season.
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Tip of the hat LIV Champs
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ks
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A Brave Man Once Requested Me To Answer Questions That Are Key 'Is It To Be Or Not To Be' And I Replied Oh Why Ask Me |
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Just a li'l Evel
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts.
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I shat a Kohl’s today—oh, boy
I’m a lucky man who laid the snake. And though the stench was rather bad Well, I just had to flush I was in a rush. I blew my ass out in a stall But I still noticed that nice music played I chose to squat instead of sit I’d seen this place before Nobody was there to see how clean that they had mopped the floor. I wiped my ass today oh boy. Someone else had left a pellet turd In a stall that turned me off But I just had to look That dam bathroom crook (refrain) I should have flushed it down… (Bridge) Woke up, turned on the tube. Rubbed one out without no lube. Found my way downstairs and saw an ad. Kohl’s has half-off coats. Not bad! Ate granola. Off I went. Felt an oncoming bowel event. Found my way inside and towards the back. The lighting was soft and I went into a stall. (interlude) Unh-ugh-ugh-ugh Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-aaah I shat at Kohl’s today--oh, boy Low background music and clean countertops. I never sat down in the stall I made a new poop thread Now you know how nice it is to fill the toilet bowl at Kohl’s I’d love to flush it down. |
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Join Date: Feb 2019
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always use the complimentary ass gaskets
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Tip of the hat LIV Champs
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ks
Casino cash: $3005421
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I'm more picky and those are flimsy things. I use toilet paper to go around the toilet seat and sometimes double layer. Makes more soft sit and covers the seat better than those flimsy thin ass gaskets.
Also i hate automatic toilet flushers. Sitting there and it automatic flushes before your done taking a shit and it's gross having water splash on your ass.
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Join Date: Mar 2021
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What A-hole takes a shit while facing the tank/wall? ****ing animals
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: California
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“Clean counters”
“No contact with toilet” You shit in damn sink……didn’t you?? |
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Join Date: Aug 2000
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Join Date: Mar 2019
Location: KC
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American Pie taught me how to cover a toilet seat properly.
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Mod Team
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Valley of the hot as ****
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My best shit story was getting sick at the Native American Museum, on a buffalo burger, while touring DC.
It hit me later that day at the Holocaust museum and I was blowing out that bathroom like you can't believe! This quiet and humble place and I was just ripping that bathroom apart with tons of other people in it. |
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In Mahomes I trust!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Baton Rouge, LA
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![]() ![]() Of course I do not think ANYTHING regarding the Holocaust is humorous by any means - this is merely a funny side thought.
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What's up braj?
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