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HoneyBadger · 11-03-2010, 05:15 PM

So I started seeing this girl a few months ago, and wanted it to be more of a serious relationship so I held off on too much physical stuff. Then the other night the holding out built up and things went crazy. This was fine, however there was one problem, when I ventured down to the southern regions, there was a lack of personal care. We're talking no grooming by her. I personally perfer a clean workspace, so this really turned me off.

Now how can I bring up this subject and tell her she needs to groom if she wants anything to happen again? I don't wanna sound like a selfish jerk, but I just can't deal with the unkept situation down there.

Mecca · 11-03-2010, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by fire_lm

She's young, but I'm pretty sure I'm the first explorer of this new land, so I'm not sure if she knows the expectations of guys. That's why I don't want to offened her when I tell her.

First explorer, are you dating someone in high school?

**bevischief** · 11-03-2010, 05:27 PM

Shower with her...

**The Franchise** · 11-03-2010, 05:27 PM

Tell her that you prefer it trimmed.

Or just wax it while she's sleeping.

Either one should work.

**Donger** · 11-03-2010, 05:28 PM

Make a joke of it. Next time you're down that way, break out a machete and yell, "I'm going in, baby!"

Or, just give yours a good manscape and make sure she notices.

Radar Chief · 11-03-2010, 05:28 PM

Offer to help her maintain the undergrowth. She might be intrigued.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 11-03-2010, 05:29 PM

Maybe you should just stop going down on her until the relationship becomes a little more comfortable.

Better yet, the next time she's blowing you, grab her by the back of her head and start ramrodding her throat. When she asks you what the ****, tell her if she thinks she can do whatever she wants down there, you can too.

HoneyBadger · 11-03-2010, 05:29 PM

Do I tell her when were getting hot and heavy? Or like on the phone when I can't see her?

**Donger** · 11-03-2010, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Radar Chief

Offer to help her maintain the undergrowth. She might be intrigued.

A Weed Whacker might be a bit too dramatic.

**The Franchise** · 11-03-2010, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by jojomontana

Tell her it'd turn you on if she'd let you play greenskeeper on her. Break out the Barbasol and the Gillette and make it fun.

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Originally Posted by Bane

Maybe sneak her a hint.Tell her casually that you just had to trim up your "area" cause you really don't care for a lot of hair in that region,and see if she gets it.

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Originally Posted by Radar Chief

Offer to help her maintain the undergrowth. She might be intrigued.

These.

shitgoose · 11-03-2010, 05:30 PM

Have her watch that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry gets that pubic hair stuck in his throat. IIRC its the same one as Krazy Eyes Killah, which is worth a watch anyhow.

After you get done watching tell her you hope you don't ever have to have the same problem as Larry. And also ask her if she's your Caucasian

Mecca · 11-03-2010, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Maybe you should just stop going down on her until the relationship becomes a little more comfortable.

Better yet, the next time she's blowing you, grab her by the back of her head and start ramrodding her throat. When she asks you what the ****, tell her if she thinks she can do whatever she wants down there, you can too.

Maybe he should move on from the high school first.

**Donger** · 11-03-2010, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by fire_lm

Do I tell her when were getting hot and heavy? Or like on the phone when I can't see her?

Are you new at this?

kstater · 11-03-2010, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by fire_lm

Do I tell her when were getting hot and heavy?

This. Plz report the results.

JD10367 · 11-03-2010, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Radar Chief

She must look like she's got Buckwheat in a leg lock.

KCUnited · 11-03-2010, 05:31 PM

I'm sure her homemade dim sum and crab ragoon more than make up for it.

11-03-2010, 05:15 PM
HoneyBadger The chosen one Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: OC, California Casino cash: $1335760	How do you tell a girl So I started seeing this girl a few months ago, and wanted it to be more of a serious relationship so I held off on too much physical stuff. Then the other night the holding out built up and things went crazy. This was fine, however there was one problem, when I ventured down to the southern regions, there was a lack of personal care. We're talking no grooming by her. I personally perfer a clean workspace, so this really turned me off. Now how can I bring up this subject and tell her she needs to groom if she wants anything to happen again? I don't wanna sound like a selfish jerk, but I just can't deal with the unkept situation down there.
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11-03-2010, 05:29 PM	#37
HoneyBadger The chosen one Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: OC, California Casino cash: $1335760	Do I tell her when were getting hot and heavy? Or like on the phone when I can't see her?
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11-03-2010, 05:30 PM	#40
shitgoose Veteran Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Wichita Casino cash: $4142833	Have her watch that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry gets that pubic hair stuck in his throat. IIRC its the same one as Krazy Eyes Killah, which is worth a watch anyhow. After you get done watching tell her you hope you don't ever have to have the same problem as Larry. And also ask her if she's your Caucasian __________________
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11-03-2010, 05:31 PM	#45
KCUnited Cheat Death Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Land of Drincoln Casino cash: $1928244	I'm sure her homemade dim sum and crab ragoon more than make up for it.
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