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Seattle man dies while having sex with horse
It must be tough being a Broncos fan.
Enumclaw-area animal-sex case investigated By Jennifer Sullivan Seattle Times staff reporter King County sheriff's detectives are investigating the owners of an Enumclaw-area farm after a Seattle man died from injuries sustained while having sex with a horse boarded on the property. Investigators first learned of the farm after the man died at Enumclaw Community Hospital July 2. The county Medical Examiner's Office ruled that the death was accidental and the result of having sex with a horse. A surveillance camera picked up the license plate of the car that dropped the man off at the hospital, which led detectives to the farm and other people involved, said sheriff's Sgt. John Urquhart. Deputies don't believe a crime occurred because bestiality is not illegal in Washington state and the horse was uninjured, said Urquhart. But because investigators found chickens, goats and sheep on the property, they are looking into whether animal cruelty — which is a crime — was committed by having sex with these smaller, weaker animals, he said. The farm was talked about in Internet chat rooms as a destination for people looking to have sex with livestock, he said. "A significant number of people, we believe, have likely visited this farm," said Urquhart. The Humane Society of the United States intends to use the case during the next state legislative session as an example of why sex with animals should be outlawed in Washington, said Bob Reder, a Humane Society regional director in Seattle. "This and a few other cases that we have will allow us a platform to talk about sex abuse of animals," Reder said. Thirty-three states ban sex with animals, he said. Susan Michaels, co-founder of local animal-rights organization Pasado's Safe Haven, said she has been fighting to have bestiality made illegal. "It's animal cruelty behind closed doors," Michaels said. Jennifer Sullivan: 206-464-8294 or jensullivan@seattletimes.com The Associated Press contributed to this report. Copyright © 2005 The Seattle Times Company |
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07-15-2005, 02:23 PM | #32 |
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The really sad thing is that according to this article, this wasn't just some isolated inceident. It sounds as if the owners of this farm were running a animal whore house or horse house as the case may be.
I wonder if they went around town passing out flyers like they do for the whore houses in Vegas. You know a picture of some horse with it's tail in the air, and a chicken perched on it's back, with a caption of caption of "two for one special $60" |
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07-15-2005, 02:30 PM | #33 |
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There once was a man who got focked by a horse.........HE DIED OF COURSE!!!!
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07-15-2005, 02:44 PM | #34 | |
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07-15-2005, 03:03 PM | #35 |
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Didn't he ever hear about the queen who got impaled while having sex with a horse? This is why history repeats itself...not enough people learning from it.
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07-15-2005, 03:05 PM | #36 |
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07-15-2005, 03:21 PM | #37 |
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Credit to Rome on this one....
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07-15-2005, 03:55 PM | #38 | |
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07-15-2005, 04:06 PM | #39 |
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John Elway's sex life is none of our business.
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If Only Rich Scanlon had been available, to stick the Club of Life in that guys' arse........but that would have caused some severe physical trauma.
maddam "Mr Elway, Fancy Seeing you here...How can we be of service today" #7 "thanks for inviting me, I'm having a tough time deciding between Chicken and Equinestrian tonight" Worker w/ Seniority "heee aaww heeee aaaw heeee awwlways goes with the Beast of Burden Special" |
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07-15-2005, 04:31 PM | #42 | |
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Some Guy named Spiduhr over at orangemane said he always uses a bucket or a stump to stand on.
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07-15-2005, 08:03 PM | #44 |
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A horse is a horse of course of course unless of course the goal of the horse is to have intercourse with a bronco fan named Ed.
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07-15-2005, 09:43 PM | #45 |
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Of all the horrendous ways to die, I would have to say that having my intestines ruptured by a horse schlong ranks pretty high on the list of ones that I hope never happen to me.
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