this was one of the single most enjoyable Chiefs games I have watched - Page 3

headsnap · 10-30-2005, 07:55 PM

after the first quarter, I was ready to throw bricks through the TV, when in walks my 4 year old son Dare. He sits next to me and says, "now I like football, daddy!" After a few plays he runs upstairs and gets his Priest Holmes jersey and puts it on.

I spent the remainder of the game explaining to him expactly what was going on.

He never left my side... except to get me another beer!

teedubya · 10-30-2005, 08:30 PM

i am glad the Chiefs dont tug at my emotions as much... the years of disappointment... have numbed me. Oh, I cheer loud when shit goes good, and goes awry, but when the game is over, I go back to doing whatever I was doing before the game...

That is a cool story Headsnap... good shit.

Garcia Bronco · 10-30-2005, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

Wow, that must have been confusing and annoying. Maybe now we know where some of your odd opinions come from.

...it's why adults don't like him as much...because he's always explaining the game.

ChiefsFanatic · 10-30-2005, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by JBucc

**** your son

What an asshole.

10-30-2005, 09:04 PM

My daughter spent a good portion of the game mocking my reactions. She isn't old enough to have the game explained yet but she knows when to appropriately drop a "GO CHIEFS!" into the conversation.

siberian khatru · 10-30-2005, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

My daughter spent a good portion of the game mocking my reactions. She isn't old enough to have the game explained yet but she knows when to appropriately drop a "GO CHIEFS!" into the conversation.

**** your ... oh, never mind.

KChiefsQT · 10-30-2005, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by headsnap

after the first quarter, I was ready to throw bricks through the TV, when in walks my 4 year old son Dare. He sits next to me and says, "now I like football, daddy!" After a few plays he runs upstairs and gets his Priest Holmes jersey and puts it on.

I spent the remainder of the game explaining to him expactly what was going on.

He never left my side... except to get me another beer!

Now that's a kodak moment. too cute.

OldTownChief · 10-30-2005, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru

**** your ... oh, never mind.

Kclee · 10-30-2005, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

She isn't old enough to have the game explained yet but she knows when to appropriately drop a "GO CHIEFS!" into the conversation.

The guy in your basement?

**Rausch** · 10-30-2005, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

My daughter spent a good portion of the game mocking my reactions. She isn't old enough to have the game explained yet but she knows when to appropriately drop a "GO CHIEFS!" into the conversation.

As an aside, the bipolar-super-paranoid psychophrenic-whore I had a kid with decided it wasn't a good idea for me to pick her up this weekend because she was sick.

And I couldn't talk to her because she was sleeping. All 3 times I called on friday.

You guys don't realize it but when I'm on A&E's profile of a friggen twisted psycho documentary you'll get paid for the background interviews.

I'm one more empty backfield on first down from wearing her skin as a suit in the pale moon light...

10-30-2005, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

As an aside, the bipolar-super-paranoid psychophrenic-whore I had a kid with decided it wasn't a good idea for me to pick her up this weekend because she was sick.

And I couldn't talk to her because she was sleeping. All 3 times I called on friday.

You guys don't realize it but when I'm on A&E's profile of a friggen twisted psycho documentary you'll get paid for the background interviews.

I'm one more empty backfield on first down from wearing her skin as a suit in the pale moon light...

Your story is a familiar one to me. BTDT many times. But the worst was when my (at that time) 7 year old informed me she had spent 4 days in the hospital and her mother NEVER called to tell me about it. Yes, we lived in the same city.

Demonpenz · 10-30-2005, 09:26 PM

tinlar is reading this thread and getting the pills ready

**dirk digler** · 10-30-2005, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Your story is a familiar one to me. BTDT many times. But the worst was when my (at that time) 7 year old informed me she had spent 4 days in the hospital and her mother NEVER called to tell me about it. Yes, we lived in the same city.

I bet you were pissed as I would have. I have crazy whore ex wife too. She has been married 3 times now including me and has cheated on all of us.

Luckily our daughter hasn't been too influenced by her mom....yet.

COchief · 10-30-2005, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by JBucc

**** your son

This was definitely in bad taste, but also made me laugh my ass off. I guess I just work with too many women who constantly tell me stupid kid stories. I often am thinking the exact same thing.

Headshap, sounded like you had a good day regardless of the pathetic performance. I bet your son learned some other new things today, "Daddy who is Saunders and why is he a shiat eating monkey fugg?"

elvomito · 10-30-2005, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long

Uh oh. Dude. Not cool, big time. I expect your rep to be all red any time now.

thats almost as bad as making negative graphics about the chiefs

Pitt Gorilla · 10-30-2005, 10:22 PM

That is awesome. My son is still too young to understand what is going on, but he loves to watch football. There is nothing better.

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teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $8993042	i am glad the Chiefs dont tug at my emotions as much... the years of disappointment... have numbed me. Oh, I cheer loud when shit goes good, and goes awry, but when the game is over, I go back to doing whatever I was doing before the game... That is a cool story Headsnap... good shit.
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Pitt Gorilla Banned! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: NOT Columbia, MO 65201 Casino cash: $-159806	That is awesome. My son is still too young to understand what is going on, but he loves to watch football. There is nothing better. __________________ Your son is a bench warmer because of your weak genetics not because of the coach Norlin Mommsen is disgusting.
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