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Old 12-19-2005, 01:06 PM  
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An epiphany
As Bob Dole sat yesterday in the wintery gloom of yet another wasted football season by his beloved Chiefs, Bob Dole was able to take little solace from the knowledge that most of his fellow fans felt a similar disappointment.

Unable to force himself to cling to the faint glimmers of hope posted here by the lunatic fringe that still feels this trainwreck of a season may be salvaged, and lacking any alcoholic beverages with which to numb the feelings of despair, Bob Dole turned to the only thing left to those who are unfortunate enough to reside in a dry county. Food.

And then, shining like the star that appeared above Bethlehem to guide the wise men toward the newborn baby in a lowly manger, it occurred to Bob Dole.

Not only should the person who first combined Velveeta and RO*TELŪ tomatoes not have faded into obscurity, they should have been awarded some sort of Nobel prize.
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Old 12-19-2005, 02:46 PM   #31
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Old 12-19-2005, 02:47 PM   #32
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Old 12-19-2005, 02:48 PM   #33
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Sounds like Frankie wants to make Mlitoth some RoofO-tel dip.
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Old 12-19-2005, 02:49 PM   #34
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Old 12-19-2005, 02:56 PM   #35
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Eat it with Pork RInds, and it makes for a nice Low-Carb snack.
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Old 12-19-2005, 02:59 PM   #36
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Old 12-19-2005, 03:00 PM   #37
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As Bob Dole sat yesterday in the wintery gloom of yet another wasted football season by his beloved Chiefs, Bob Dole was able to take little solace from the knowledge that most of his fellow fans felt a similar disappointment.

Unable to force himself to cling to the faint glimmers of hope posted here by the lunatic fringe that still feels this trainwreck of a season may be salvaged, and lacking any alcoholic beverages with which to numb the feelings of despair, Bob Dole turned to the only thing left to those who are unfortunate enough to reside in a dry county. Food.

And then, shining like the star that appeared above Bethlehem to guide the wise men toward the newborn baby in a lowly manger, it occurred to Bob Dole.

Not only should the person who first combined Velveeta and RO*TELŪ tomatoes not have faded into obscurity, they should have been awarded some sort of Nobel prize.

Ah, but Velveeta and Rotel without accompanying beer or ritas is like, oh, I dunno, Bush without Dick, Carl without Dick, Starsky without Hutch...
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Old 12-19-2005, 03:02 PM   #38
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Heh... he'll regret this by the time he finishes the thread.
Yeah. I got that rep just in the nick of time.
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Old 12-19-2005, 03:07 PM   #39
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I was out of town a couple of months ago and saw the last half of that Starsky & Hutch movie in my room. I have to say that it was pretty funny.
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Old 12-19-2005, 03:11 PM   #40
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Never seen it. But, I've seen a British guy making fun of Ben Stiller for it. And I know that was funny.
It's not funny hysterical but it's funny...

of course, I love Owen Wilson so I loved the movie.
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Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller make a good team. They're both good humor actors.
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Old 12-19-2005, 03:13 PM   #42
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So it seems that we all have this same affinity for Velvetta/Rotel dip. Thats some good bonding after our team got embrassed (again) on national TV. much better than embrassing drunken hugs.

But one thing I'm curious of............I didn't know "Dry" counties still exsisted. How can they legally keep out liquor and beer?
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Old 12-19-2005, 03:13 PM   #43
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Bob Dole prefers one can to half a brick.

The are numerous methods to combine the two ingredients. Commonly, they may be microwaved (but never on the maximum setting), crockpotted or double-boilered.

Bob Dole prefers to consume his by applying a copious amount to a Frito Lay Scoops.
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What kind of a Mexican worth his salsa doesn't know what Ro*Tel is?
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