Suggestions for birthday presents for whatshisname - Page 3

Katipan · 02-15-2006, 12:52 PM

Since you've known him longer.

His planned present is backordered because... well.... It just is. And that's fine. There's no huge rush for it. But I want the lug to have something to open on his natal day.

And before all the cute pervert comments come...Something I can buy him.

Not a hooker.

XOXO,
Merkatiwhateverthe****itistoday

PastorMikH · 02-15-2006, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by luv2rite

I've met his wife. She's thin.

Go ahead, you can say the same for me.

**luv** · 02-15-2006, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by PastorMikH

Go ahead, you can say the same for me.

My momma taught me never to lie.

Katipan · 02-15-2006, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by PastorMikH

She was just under 120 when we got married and is at upper 120s now. And no, she's not really short either, shes about 5'4" tall.

God bless her metabolism.

But dammit man, that's short.

PastorMikH · 02-15-2006, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

God bless her metabolism.

But dammit man, that's short.

She might go 5'5". She is starting to get heckled a bit from our 13 year old daughter that has passed her in the last year.

I wished I had her metabolism. Shoot, my dad was 6'0" and 150 pounds for years, now he's about 5'10" and 145lbs. Could I by chance inherit his metabolism? NOOOO! I get my moms. I probably still have some Pizza stored from 1990 somewhere around my waist.

**luv** · 02-15-2006, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

God bless her metabolism.

But dammit man, that's short.

All the better for....never mind. This is a pastor's wife we're talking about.

sedated · 02-15-2006, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

Damn, I can't believe a pothead beat me to it.

quick to the pipe, quick to the...typing thing...uh...letters n stuff.

hehe, colors are funny

milkman · 02-15-2006, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by luv2rite

All the better for....never mind. This is a pastor's wife we're talking about.

Something akin to a religious experience?

sedated · 02-15-2006, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SideWinder

There's two things a man can't ever get enough of.

One is liquor.
Just get him some more.

if the second thing is little boys underwear, I'm gonna be very disappointed

vailpass · 02-15-2006, 01:58 PM

If you already have a gift coming why not take him out for a birthday night to remember instead?

Start here for dinner & drinks:
Richardson's (description below)
1582 E Bethany Home Rd
Phoenix, AZ 85014-2434
(602) 265-5886

The Scene
Crowded and smokey? Heck yeah. But for legions of loyal fans, that's the beauty of this casual Southwestern/New Mexican restaurant and bar--a quintessential neighborhood hangout for nearly 15 years. This pueblo-style place boasts a big U-shaped bar smack in the middle of the room.

The Food
There's room for everybody. Just know that the Chorizo-stuffed pork chop, the Sandia chicken, the house salad and a slew of New Mexican specialties you'll see elsewhere actually originated here. It's all good, including interesting wood-fired pizzas, burgers and pasta dishes--all given a Southwestern twist. But don't miss Richardson's melt-in-your-mouth carne adovada, and if you come for brunch (offered every day), you'll love the eggs Benedict ladled with jalapeno hollandaise.

Go here afterwards for more drinks and music:
http://www.rhythmroom.com/

Or here:
http://www.cheznouscentral.com/index.shtml

Stop here on your way back to Scottsdale:
http://www.bsc247.com/

Now you are back to your neck of the woods; prior to stumbling back to his place get drinks and jello shots here:
http://www.azcoachhouse.com/

02-15-2006, 02:58 PM

I think he needs a really kick ass hammock.

Or maybe an outdoor fridge.

You came with a big TV, right? Cuz that's on the list as well.

Katipan · 02-15-2006, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

I think he needs a really kick ass hammock.

Or maybe an outdoor fridge.

You came with a big TV, right? Cuz that's on the list as well.

Every TV in my home is bigger than his.

Including the one in the kid's room and the one on top of the outside fridge.

Can I buy you a plane ticket to come fix his deck that he messed up?

02-15-2006, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Can I buy you a plane ticket to come fix his deck that he messed up?

Only if you buy a plane ticket for my trailer shop too.

Katipan · 02-15-2006, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Only if you buy a plane ticket for my trailer shop too.

I bet you could fix it with a pocketknife and a beer.

I don't even know whats wrong with it.

But since 11/12/05 he's been telling me he has to fix it.

02-15-2006, 03:08 PM

Bah, he just has to reassemble the bar top and set it in place - I think. Anybody can do that. Even Brian.

I'd recommend getting him some basic tools, but I saw him handle a tool while I was there. I don't recommend it. He's not exactly handy.

Katipan · 02-15-2006, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Bah, he just has to reassemble the bar top and set it in place - I think. Anybody can do that. Even Brian.

I'd recommend getting him some basic tools, but I saw him handle a tool while I was there. I don't recommend it. He's not exactly handy.

Would you be overly surprised to know I have every tool you could possibly need?

Cram your little wife in your carryon and bring her too.

02-15-2006, 12:52 PM
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $-1039649	Suggestions for birthday presents for whatshisname Since you've known him longer. His planned present is backordered because... well.... It just is. And that's fine. There's no huge rush for it. But I want the lug to have something to open on his natal day. And before all the cute pervert comments come...Something I can buy him. Not a hooker. XOXO, Merkatiwhateverthe****itistoday
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02-15-2006, 01:58 PM	#39
vailpass Psycho Bag Of Squanch Join Date: Sep 2001 Casino cash: $9594244	If you already have a gift coming why not take him out for a birthday night to remember instead? Start here for dinner & drinks: Richardson's (description below) 1582 E Bethany Home Rd Phoenix, AZ 85014-2434 (602) 265-5886 The Scene Crowded and smokey? Heck yeah. But for legions of loyal fans, that's the beauty of this casual Southwestern/New Mexican restaurant and bar--a quintessential neighborhood hangout for nearly 15 years. This pueblo-style place boasts a big U-shaped bar smack in the middle of the room. The Food There's room for everybody. Just know that the Chorizo-stuffed pork chop, the Sandia chicken, the house salad and a slew of New Mexican specialties you'll see elsewhere actually originated here. It's all good, including interesting wood-fired pizzas, burgers and pasta dishes--all given a Southwestern twist. But don't miss Richardson's melt-in-your-mouth carne adovada, and if you come for brunch (offered every day), you'll love the eggs Benedict ladled with jalapeno hollandaise. Go here afterwards for more drinks and music: http://www.rhythmroom.com/ Or here: http://www.cheznouscentral.com/index.shtml Stop here on your way back to Scottsdale: http://www.bsc247.com/ Now you are back to your neck of the woods; prior to stumbling back to his place get drinks and jello shots here: http://www.azcoachhouse.com/ __________________ “Education is a weapon whose effect depends on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.” Joseph Stalin
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02-15-2006, 02:58 PM	#40
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	I think he needs a really kick ass hammock. Or maybe an outdoor fridge. You came with a big TV, right? Cuz that's on the list as well.
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02-15-2006, 03:08 PM	#44
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	Bah, he just has to reassemble the bar top and set it in place - I think. Anybody can do that. Even Brian. I'd recommend getting him some basic tools, but I saw him handle a tool while I was there. I don't recommend it. He's not exactly handy.
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