Is the 1980 "Popeye" movie with Robin Williams the absolute WORST movie ever? - Page 3

Kylo Ren · 02-18-2006, 03:03 PM

I can't believe I sat and watched the last 55 min. of this movie. For some reason I just HAD to see how it ended.

Cardinal Ry · 02-19-2006, 09:04 AM

My vote is for Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band with Peter Frampton and the Bee Gees. WHY!?

Also starring Aerosmith;Carol Channing; Earth,Wind, and Fire; George Burns, Alice Cooper; Steve Martin

Eleazar · 02-19-2006, 09:08 AM

Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe. It's a Jesse Ventura vehicle. No, really.

It depends on what you mean by 'worst'.

Some movies are so-bad-it's-good. Some are just awful and unwatchable. Battlefield Earth is so-bad-it's-good. Another one is a 70s movie called "at the earth's core". Starship troopers was one I thought was so awful that it was funny and thus unintentionally entertaining.

Unwatchable would be like... 'from dusk till dawn', super mario bros, dude where's my car, catwoman, wild wild west, etc.

Rail Bird · 02-19-2006, 10:40 AM

Dr. T was bad. Vanilla Sky was not good. Battlefield Earth was not good. The Corruptor(w/Marky Mark) was bad. Magnolia was not good. Coneheads? From Dusk Til' Dawn? Ladykillers? I hope that you do not mean the Coen Brothers movie. If so then **** you and the Swiss Miss. Look at this, I got Blueberry Syrup on my Safri Jacket.

Otis 99 has a dry erase board in his kitchen with a list of all of the worst movies that have been made. It also contains the best Seinfeld Episodes of all time.

thebrad84 · 02-19-2006, 10:47 AM

Tomcats = Worst Movie EVER. Of course, it was to be expected because Jerry O'connell is the lead actor, and he clearly is the single biggest piece of $hit of an actor in the history of acting. I can only imagine what that kangaroo movie was like that he did fairly recently. I'm sure it was some of his finest work.

**jAZ** · 02-19-2006, 11:08 AM

http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom

Rank Rating Title Votes
1. 1.6 Anus Magillicutty (2003) 1,729
2. 1.9 Troll 2 (1990) 2,744
3. 1.9 From Justin to Kelly (2003) 8,833
4. 1.9 Going Overboard (1989) 1,880
5. 1.9 Santa with Muscles (1996) 3,337
6. 1.9 SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) 3,698
7. 1.9 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998) 1,305
8. 2.0 In the Mix (2005/I) 1,919
9. 2.0 The Honeymooners (2005) 2,038
10. 2.1 Glitter (2001) 6,594
11. 2.1 Car 54, Where Are You? (1994) 889
12. 2.1 Son of the Mask (2005) 3,841
13. 2.1 You Got Served (2004) 8,429
14. 2.1 House of the Dead (2003) 6,793
15. 2.1 Leonard Part 6 (1987) 2,595
16. 2.1 Kazaam (1996) 4,467
17. 2.2 Backyard Dogs (2000) 1,529
18. 2.2 Love in Paris (1997) 768
19. 2.2 BloodRayne (2005) 2,754
20. 2.2 Alone in the Dark (2005) 7,125
21. 2.3 Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996) 2,694
22. 2.3 Chairman of the Board (1998) 1,005
23. 2.3 Baby Geniuses (1999) 3,963
24. 2.3 Gigli (2003) 13,868
25. 2.3 'Manos' the Hands of Fate (1966) 11,145
26. 2.3 Simon Sez (1999) 1,082
27. 2.4 Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005) 5,149
28. 2.4 Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) 17,818
29. 2.4 Levottomat 3 (2004) 882
30. 2.4 It's Pat (1994) 3,220
31. 2.4 Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994) 6,425
32. 2.4 Howling II: Stirba - Werewolf Bitch (1985) 892
33. 2.4 Cool as Ice (1991) 1,622
34. 2.5 Hercules in New York (1970) 3,459
35. 2.5 Bolero (1984) 1,589
36. 2.5 Yûgiô: Gekijô-ban (2004) 970
37. 2.6 Hobgoblins (1987) 2,524
38. 2.6 Jaws: The Revenge (1987) 6,736
39. 2.6 Shanghai Surprise (1986) 1,103
40. 2.6 Ed (1996) 837
41. 2.6 The NeverEnding Story III (1994) 1,146
42. 2.6 The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) 829
43. 2.6 The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1994) 3,328
44. 2.6 Marci X (2003) 1,303
45. 2.6 The Smokers (2000) 997
46. 2.6 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) 2,488
47. 2.7 Teen Wolf Too (1987) 2,716
48. 2.7 Captain America (1991) 1,819
49. 2.7 Out for a Kill (2003) 1,338
50. 2.7 Mannequin: On the Move (1991) 1,519
51. 2.7 Ringmaster (1998) 1,883
52. 2.7 Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997) 1,795
53. 2.7 Rollerball (2002) 6,624
54. 2.8 The Foreigner (2003) 1,395
55. 2.8 The Gospel (2005) 727
56. 2.8 Big Momma's House 2 (2006) 1,880
57. 2.8 2001: A Space Travesty (2000) 2,797
58. 2.9 Rhinestone (1984) 1,342
59. 2.9 Spice World (1997) 9,651
60. 2.9 Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981) 1,603
61. 2.9 Mr. Nanny (1993) 2,201
62. 2.9 King Kong Lives (1986) 946
63. 2.9 Werewolf (1996) 1,398
64. 2.9 Black Eagle (1988) 872
65. 2.9 Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders (1996) 1,387
66. 2.9 Mac and Me (1988) 1,879
67. 2.9 Children of the Corn III (1995) 1,020
68. 2.9 Steel (1997) 2,081
69. 2.9 Eegah (1962) 1,683
70. 3.0 Mitchell (1975) 1,589
71. 3.0 Night Train to Mundo Fine (1966) 1,468
72. 3.0 Crossroads (2002) 10,779
73. 3.0 Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) 7,577
74. 3.0 Police Academy 6: City Under Siege (1989) 5,258
75. 3.0 Can't Stop the Music (1980) 718
76. 3.0 The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961) 1,117
77. 3.0 Monster a-Go Go (1965) 1,355
78. 3.0 The Wild World of Batwoman (1966) 1,545
79. 3.0 The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? (1964) 1,138
80. 3.0 Street Fighter (1994) 9,816
81. 3.0 Yours, Mine and Ours (2005) 1,057
82. 3.1 Problem Child 2 (1991) 4,626
83. 3.1 Barb Wire (1996) 6,418
84. 3.1 The Fog (2005) 3,983
85. 3.1 Girl in Gold Boots (1969) 1,230
86. 3.1 FeardotCom (2002) 6,325
87. 3.1 The Mangler (1995) 1,663
88. 3.1 Zaat (1975) 771
89. 3.1 Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988) 6,138
90. 3.1 Critters 3 (1991) 1,072
91. 3.1 Alien from L.A. (1988) 826
92. 3.1 The Barbaric Beast of Boggy Creek, Part II (1985) 813
93. 3.1 Cop and ½ (1993) 2,077
94. 3.1 Ator l'invincibile 2 (1984) 1,036
95. 3.1 Nuevos extraterrestres, Los (1983) 1,419
96. 3.1 Vercingétorix (2001) 1,853
97. 3.1 The Master of Disguise (2002) 5,043
98. 3.1 The Skydivers (1963) 1,175
99. 3.2 RoboCop 3 (1993) 5,481
100. 3.2 Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992) 6,781

In order to appear in the Bottom 100 Titles chart the title must have received at least 650 votes.

Rail Bird · 02-19-2006, 11:10 AM

Should remakes and sequels be counted?

thebrad84 · 02-19-2006, 11:41 AM

66. 2.9 Mac and Me (1988) 1,879

I completely forgot about this movie. How someone can make a movie that's as bad as Mac and Me, I will never know. If you want to see a movie that will make you laugh your a$$ off because it is so horrible, rent this movie. Even as a kid, I thought to myself (after watching it)..What the hell was that?

Eleazar · 02-19-2006, 12:10 PM

WTF is wrong with Vanilla Sky?

A movie being surreal or hard to follow doesn't make it bad.

Because you "don't get it" doesn't mean it's bad.

**Baby Lee** · 02-19-2006, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Cochise

wild wild west, etc.

Ever hear Kevin Smith's 'giant mechanical spider' story?

**Baby Lee** · 02-19-2006, 02:55 PM

I'd like to thank my sense of taste, to account for the blessed fact that the only 3 movies in the top 50 worst above, I've even seen a little of are; Leonard Part 6, Gigli, and Captain America.

Of those three, I think Gigli suffers from Bennifer exhaustion more than raw suckiness. It was blah, but not achingly bad.
Leonard Part 6, was a real letdown. The funny stuff wasn't funny. The stupid stuff was actually stupid, not 'funny stupid.' And the cherry on the sundae was the slow loving shots of pitchman Bill enjoying a COOL REFRESHING THRISTQUENCHING COCA-COLA, puts the product placement parody in Wayne's World II to shame.
Captain America was soul suckingly bad. About on the level of catching sight of a mentally reeruned person touch himself in public. You want to laugh, you want to cry, you want to put a stop to it, but mostly you just want to be somewhere else.

beavis · 02-19-2006, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Ever hear Kevin Smith's 'giant mechanical spider' story?

That was hilarious. In fact that entire dvd is pretty damn funny.

beavis · 02-19-2006, 03:01 PM

Quote:

25. 2.3 'Manos' the Hands of Fate (1966) 11,145

I just watched this the other day on an episode of MST3K. It's unbearable.

**KcMizzou** · 02-19-2006, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beavis

That was hilarious. In fact that entire dvd is pretty damn funny.

"An Evening with Kevin Smith"

Yeah, it is hilarious. I got more laughs from that DVD than from most stand up comedy specials.

beavis · 02-19-2006, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

"An Evening with Kevin Smith"

Yeah, it is hilarious. I got more laughs from that DVD than from most stand up comedy specials.

Yeah, I couldn't remember what it was called. I should check that out again. All I can remember is the spider story and the one about how he met his wife.

**Baby Lee** · 02-19-2006, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beavis

Yeah, I couldn't remember what it was called. I should check that out again. All I can remember is the spider story and the one about how he met his wife.

And what a crazy kat Prince is,
and the dude whose cell phone went off, and Kevin had a convo with the guy who called.

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02-19-2006, 09:08 AM	#32
Eleazar Beyond the Rapids Join Date: May 2003 Location: Langley, VA Casino cash: $-370000	Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe. It's a Jesse Ventura vehicle. No, really. It depends on what you mean by 'worst'. Some movies are so-bad-it's-good. Some are just awful and unwatchable. Battlefield Earth is so-bad-it's-good. Another one is a 70s movie called "at the earth's core". Starship troopers was one I thought was so awful that it was funny and thus unintentionally entertaining. Unwatchable would be like... 'from dusk till dawn', super mario bros, dude where's my car, catwoman, wild wild west, etc. Last edited by Eleazar; 02-19-2006 at 09:17 AM..
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02-19-2006, 10:40 AM	#33
Rail Bird Kansas City=Shitty Cesspool Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Motucky Casino cash: $10004900	Dr. T was bad. Vanilla Sky was not good. Battlefield Earth was not good. The Corruptor(w/Marky Mark) was bad. Magnolia was not good. Coneheads? From Dusk Til' Dawn? Ladykillers? I hope that you do not mean the Coen Brothers movie. If so then **** you and the Swiss Miss. Look at this, I got Blueberry Syrup on my Safri Jacket. Otis 99 has a dry erase board in his kitchen with a list of all of the worst movies that have been made. It also contains the best Seinfeld Episodes of all time.
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02-19-2006, 10:47 AM	#34
thebrad84 My name...is Horace! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Olathe, KS Casino cash: $5864069	Tomcats = Worst Movie EVER. Of course, it was to be expected because Jerry O'connell is the lead actor, and he clearly is the single biggest piece of $hit of an actor in the history of acting. I can only imagine what that kangaroo movie was like that he did fairly recently. I'm sure it was some of his finest work.
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02-19-2006, 11:08 AM	#35
jAZ Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Tucson, AZ Casino cash: $9817493	http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom Rank Rating Title Votes 1. 1.6 Anus Magillicutty (2003) 1,729 2. 1.9 Troll 2 (1990) 2,744 3. 1.9 From Justin to Kelly (2003) 8,833 4. 1.9 Going Overboard (1989) 1,880 5. 1.9 Santa with Muscles (1996) 3,337 6. 1.9 SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) 3,698 7. 1.9 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998) 1,305 8. 2.0 In the Mix (2005/I) 1,919 9. 2.0 The Honeymooners (2005) 2,038 10. 2.1 Glitter (2001) 6,594 11. 2.1 Car 54, Where Are You? (1994) 889 12. 2.1 Son of the Mask (2005) 3,841 13. 2.1 You Got Served (2004) 8,429 14. 2.1 House of the Dead (2003) 6,793 15. 2.1 Leonard Part 6 (1987) 2,595 16. 2.1 Kazaam (1996) 4,467 17. 2.2 Backyard Dogs (2000) 1,529 18. 2.2 Love in Paris (1997) 768 19. 2.2 BloodRayne (2005) 2,754 20. 2.2 Alone in the Dark (2005) 7,125 21. 2.3 Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996) 2,694 22. 2.3 Chairman of the Board (1998) 1,005 23. 2.3 Baby Geniuses (1999) 3,963 24. 2.3 Gigli (2003) 13,868 25. 2.3 'Manos' the Hands of Fate (1966) 11,145 26. 2.3 Simon Sez (1999) 1,082 27. 2.4 Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005) 5,149 28. 2.4 Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) 17,818 29. 2.4 Levottomat 3 (2004) 882 30. 2.4 It's Pat (1994) 3,220 31. 2.4 Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994) 6,425 32. 2.4 Howling II: Stirba - Werewolf Bitch (1985) 892 33. 2.4 Cool as Ice (1991) 1,622 34. 2.5 Hercules in New York (1970) 3,459 35. 2.5 Bolero (1984) 1,589 36. 2.5 Yûgiô: Gekijô-ban (2004) 970 37. 2.6 Hobgoblins (1987) 2,524 38. 2.6 Jaws: The Revenge (1987) 6,736 39. 2.6 Shanghai Surprise (1986) 1,103 40. 2.6 Ed (1996) 837 41. 2.6 The NeverEnding Story III (1994) 1,146 42. 2.6 The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) 829 43. 2.6 The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1994) 3,328 44. 2.6 Marci X (2003) 1,303 45. 2.6 The Smokers (2000) 997 46. 2.6 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) 2,488 47. 2.7 Teen Wolf Too (1987) 2,716 48. 2.7 Captain America (1991) 1,819 49. 2.7 Out for a Kill (2003) 1,338 50. 2.7 Mannequin: On the Move (1991) 1,519 51. 2.7 Ringmaster (1998) 1,883 52. 2.7 Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997) 1,795 53. 2.7 Rollerball (2002) 6,624 54. 2.8 The Foreigner (2003) 1,395 55. 2.8 The Gospel (2005) 727 56. 2.8 Big Momma's House 2 (2006) 1,880 57. 2.8 2001: A Space Travesty (2000) 2,797 58. 2.9 Rhinestone (1984) 1,342 59. 2.9 Spice World (1997) 9,651 60. 2.9 Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981) 1,603 61. 2.9 Mr. Nanny (1993) 2,201 62. 2.9 King Kong Lives (1986) 946 63. 2.9 Werewolf (1996) 1,398 64. 2.9 Black Eagle (1988) 872 65. 2.9 Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders (1996) 1,387 66. 2.9 Mac and Me (1988) 1,879 67. 2.9 Children of the Corn III (1995) 1,020 68. 2.9 Steel (1997) 2,081 69. 2.9 Eegah (1962) 1,683 70. 3.0 Mitchell (1975) 1,589 71. 3.0 Night Train to Mundo Fine (1966) 1,468 72. 3.0 Crossroads (2002) 10,779 73. 3.0 Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) 7,577 74. 3.0 Police Academy 6: City Under Siege (1989) 5,258 75. 3.0 Can't Stop the Music (1980) 718 76. 3.0 The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961) 1,117 77. 3.0 Monster a-Go Go (1965) 1,355 78. 3.0 The Wild World of Batwoman (1966) 1,545 79. 3.0 The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? (1964) 1,138 80. 3.0 Street Fighter (1994) 9,816 81. 3.0 Yours, Mine and Ours (2005) 1,057 82. 3.1 Problem Child 2 (1991) 4,626 83. 3.1 Barb Wire (1996) 6,418 84. 3.1 The Fog (2005) 3,983 85. 3.1 Girl in Gold Boots (1969) 1,230 86. 3.1 FeardotCom (2002) 6,325 87. 3.1 The Mangler (1995) 1,663 88. 3.1 Zaat (1975) 771 89. 3.1 Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988) 6,138 90. 3.1 Critters 3 (1991) 1,072 91. 3.1 Alien from L.A. (1988) 826 92. 3.1 The Barbaric Beast of Boggy Creek, Part II (1985) 813 93. 3.1 Cop and ½ (1993) 2,077 94. 3.1 Ator l'invincibile 2 (1984) 1,036 95. 3.1 Nuevos extraterrestres, Los (1983) 1,419 96. 3.1 Vercingétorix (2001) 1,853 97. 3.1 The Master of Disguise (2002) 5,043 98. 3.1 The Skydivers (1963) 1,175 99. 3.2 RoboCop 3 (1993) 5,481 100. 3.2 Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992) 6,781 In order to appear in the Bottom 100 Titles chart the title must have received at least 650 votes.
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02-19-2006, 11:10 AM	#36
Rail Bird Kansas City=Shitty Cesspool Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Motucky Casino cash: $10004900	Should remakes and sequels be counted?
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02-19-2006, 11:41 AM	#37
thebrad84 My name...is Horace! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Olathe, KS Casino cash: $5864069	66. 2.9 Mac and Me (1988) 1,879 I completely forgot about this movie. How someone can make a movie that's as bad as Mac and Me, I will never know. If you want to see a movie that will make you laugh your a$$ off because it is so horrible, rent this movie. Even as a kid, I thought to myself (after watching it)..What the hell was that?
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02-19-2006, 12:10 PM	#38
Eleazar Beyond the Rapids Join Date: May 2003 Location: Langley, VA Casino cash: $-370000	WTF is wrong with Vanilla Sky? A movie being surreal or hard to follow doesn't make it bad. Because you "don't get it" doesn't mean it's bad.
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02-19-2006, 02:55 PM	#40
Baby Lee Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $8028275	I'd like to thank my sense of taste, to account for the blessed fact that the only 3 movies in the top 50 worst above, I've even seen a little of are; Leonard Part 6, Gigli, and Captain America. Of those three, I think Gigli suffers from Bennifer exhaustion more than raw suckiness. It was blah, but not achingly bad. Leonard Part 6, was a real letdown. The funny stuff wasn't funny. The stupid stuff was actually stupid, not 'funny stupid.' And the cherry on the sundae was the slow loving shots of pitchman Bill enjoying a COOL REFRESHING THRISTQUENCHING COCA-COLA, puts the product placement parody in Wayne's World II to shame. Captain America was soul suckingly bad. About on the level of catching sight of a mentally reeruned person touch himself in public. You want to laugh, you want to cry, you want to put a stop to it, but mostly you just want to be somewhere else. __________________ We need the kind of courage that can withstand the subtle corruption of the cynics - E.W.
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