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Old 04-13-2006, 09:13 PM  
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I was just watching HBO's "Real Sex" and....
it was stated that the average length of a male member is 5 1/2 inches. For once in my life I am above average.
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Old 04-13-2006, 09:47 PM   #31
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If you're going to spend time trimming, you might as well bring out the razor and take care of it all. Your significant other will not be disappointed.
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Old 04-13-2006, 09:48 PM   #32
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Old 04-13-2006, 09:53 PM   #33
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If you're going to spend time trimming, you might as well bring out the razor and take care of it all. Your significant other will not be disappointed.

I'm not sure if this is a misguided comment on my unit or an equally misguided attempt to get me to go he-kini line...
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Old 04-13-2006, 09:54 PM   #34
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You've always said that you were not very intelligent?
No, I was trying to say that you weren't very intelligent. I don't know what went wrong.
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Old 04-13-2006, 09:54 PM   #35
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I'm not sure if this is a misguided comment on my unit or an equally misguided attempt to get me to go he-kini line...
It was just misguided in general. Moving on...
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Old 04-13-2006, 09:55 PM   #36
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They were really impressed when I shot the ball back into their ball bucket on the other side of the room.

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Old 04-13-2006, 09:57 PM   #37
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It was just misguided in general. Moving on...
Sorry pal....even if the grass is shorter than the south pole science station, no chic is thinking that thimble is doing any wombwrecking.
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Old 04-13-2006, 09:59 PM   #38
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Sorry pal....even if the grass is shorter than the south pole science station, no chic is thinking that thimble is doing any wombwrecking.
Like I've always said, it's not for her benefit. It's for mine.
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:00 PM   #39
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On TLC on the program "Inside Sex" or something, they stated that the smaller the Penis looks when it is not erect the bigger it is when it is erect..
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:00 PM   #40
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A girl is only so deep and yet men are obsessed with penis length.

What the hell do you do with a 12 inch penis?

Kill bugs?
Shoe horn?
Finally, the voice of reason. My ex couldn't take the last inch or so and I never complained. Yet all these testosterone driven cavemen still want 12" .
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:00 PM   #41
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No, I was trying to say that you weren't very intelligent. I don't know what went wrong.

I've met Silent Bob, I haven't met you.

Right now I'm siding with Silent Morph (you've never bought me a beer, grandpa.)
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:01 PM   #42
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I can tell you right now, that is NOT true.
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:01 PM   #43
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Skip...I hate to break it to you, but they tied off her skinsock during her historectomy at first light.
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:03 PM   #44
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I can tell you right now, that is NOT true.
I thought we had something special?...
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