Describe your best and worst date - Page 3

Hammock Parties · 10-06-2006, 12:58 PM

And/Or your best and worst first dates.

stevieray · 10-06-2006, 02:33 PM

worst... a very attractive young lady who was a screamer.

10-06-2006, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

I alkwardly shuffled past to the living room to put my shoes on and leave, and the other 2 were there pulling out a sofa bed.

thats all I have to say about that.

I really wish you had stayed. Those girls wore me out.

**Donger** · 10-06-2006, 02:35 PM

I had one encounter that was somewhat unnerving. I was dating a girl who was a few years older than myself, 15/17. She and I were having intercourse when I looked up and her little sister (13 maybe) was watching us. I naturally stopped and whispered, "Uh, your little sister is watching us." She replied, "That's okay, she likes to watch."

No thanks. Pants up and out of there.

**CosmicPal** · 10-06-2006, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger

I had one encounter that was somewhat unnerving. I was dating a girl who was a few years older than myself, 15/17. She and I were having intercourse when I looked up and her little sister (13 maybe) was watching us. I naturally stopped and wispered, "Uh, your little sister is watching us." She replied, "That's okay, she likes to watch."

No thanks. Pants up and out of there.

Thank goodness you didn't reply, "Well, whaddya say she joins us."

**morphius** · 10-06-2006, 02:40 PM

Dating? I have heard rumors of such a thing.

**Iowanian** · 10-06-2006, 02:43 PM

I'd reply further, but as I've stated, thats all I have to say about that.

One of them would have worn you out....unless you were a power lifter.

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Originally Posted by Phobia

I really wish you had stayed. Those girls wore me out.

**Rain Man** · 10-06-2006, 02:43 PM

Best: I scored. There are a few dates that are tied for the "best".

Worst: I'd dated a gal a few times who was a real looker, but a little weird. (She was a professional psychologist who dealt with messed-up and institutionalized kids, and I think she had a little messed-upedness herself.) But did I mention that she was a real looker? Anyway, we'd been on a few dates, and when I picked her up and we were on the way to dinner, she gave me the whole rejection speech, but then wanted to finish the date anyway. Not knowing what else to do, I bought her dinner and went to a movie with her, but the conversation was quite awkward.

And of course, I've mentioned this before, but I think maybe my first date was an unwitting gay date. When I was 13, my locker partner in junior high invited me to go see a movie with him. It was a pleasant outing. Over the next few years, it became apparent that he was as flaming as a self-immolating monk, but I didn't recognize that at the time, because gay people were only invented in central Missouri in the early 90s.

Amnorix · 10-06-2006, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger

I had one encounter that was somewhat unnerving. I was dating a girl who was a few years older than myself, 15/17. She and I were having intercourse when I looked up and her little sister (13 maybe) was watching us. I naturally stopped and whispered, "Uh, your little sister is watching us." She replied, "That's okay, she likes to watch."

No thanks. Pants up and out of there.

**Donger** · 10-06-2006, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Amnorix

Yes, I know. It was on that day that I learned that females are just as, if not more, sexually precocious than males.

**Iowanian** · 10-06-2006, 02:49 PM

I had another date with an unfortunate ending.

In college, I knew a gal for a while who was a pretty nice car, but didn't have alot of chrome....anyway....We went out.

We went to eat, went to a bar-band(what else do you do in the ville).....we go back to her place....
We sit on the sofa, I begin to work my cool-Fonzie moves...she goes to make us drinks....I go to the bathroom again(the pre-poke piss)....

As I come into the room, she's mounted on one of those round-wicker basket chairs..removing her pants.....and as they hit her feet, in her most sultry voice she says "you can put it on it...but not in it"

**Donger** · 10-06-2006, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

And of course, I've mentioned this before, but I think maybe my first date was an unwitting gay date. When I was 13, my locker partner in junior high invited me to go see a movie with him. It was a pleasant outing. Over the next few years, it became apparent that he was as flaming as a self-immolating monk, but I didn't recognize that at the time, because gay people were only invented in central Missouri in the early 90s.

I was over at a friend's house one afternoon, just hanging out playing video games. Out of nowhere he asks, "Would you accept a blowjob from a guy?" I responded, "Errr, no. No I wouldn't." He replied, "Well, the way I see it, a mouth's a mouth." We weren't very friendly after that.

He also had a naked picture of his Mom getting out of the shower. He was very strange.

**Donger** · 10-06-2006, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

As I come into the room, she's mounted on one of those round-wicker basket chairs..removing her pants.....and as they hit her feet, in her most sultry voice she says "you can put it on it...but not in it"

Amnorix · 10-06-2006, 02:54 PM

The worst was when I began dating a woman I had met at a party at a mutual friends' place. First couple of dates went ok -- dinner and movie type thing. Then she invites me to her place to watch movies. Turns out she lives in a Roach Motel. They were frigging everwhere, even with the lights on.

I spent the rest of the evening absently scratching random parts of my body and trying to figure out how to get out of there gracefully.

Amnorix · 10-06-2006, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger

He also had a naked picture of his Mom getting out of the shower. He was very strange.

I'm trying for the life of me to figure out how he could get such a thing without getting caught and having his ass whupped...

And you and Rain Man are reminding me of a good friend of mine back in college. Very bright guy, good looking, etc., who was apparently some kind of gay guy magnet. He didn't have too much trouble getting women either, but he had about 150 hilarious stories of shaking off gay guys who had propositioned him subtlely or overtly.

Last I remember of him he was heading off to DC to serve as a page or something.

(and yes, I'm serious, he was a Poli Sci major)

**Iowanian** · 10-06-2006, 03:00 PM

I had another bad one.....I guess when you go on alot of dates, things go wrong sometimes.

I met a gal in a bar...when I was shitfaced.....and made a date. She showed up to my house(which I never would have had her do under normal circumstances).....with 2 kids. Oh, did I mention she was a horrible Butterface? Did I mention the exotic Pink and teal Blue shirt and the multi colored leg warmers?

She had driven half an hour and the kids seemed excited, so I took them all out for Pizza...and got really, really tired early.

Oh...and then, when we got back to my house....a real hot broad I'd been trying to get a date with was there, with a friend, visiting my roomate.....And I'm with Skeezo the Clown and the 2 circus midgets.

Yeah...that one sucked big time.

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Donger "Think BOOM!" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W Casino cash: $8969900 VARSITY	I had one encounter that was somewhat unnerving. I was dating a girl who was a few years older than myself, 15/17. She and I were having intercourse when I looked up and her little sister (13 maybe) was watching us. I naturally stopped and whispered, "Uh, your little sister is watching us." She replied, "That's okay, she likes to watch." No thanks. Pants up and out of there. __________________ I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
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10-06-2006, 02:40 PM	#35
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10-06-2006, 02:43 PM	#37
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $1838491 VARSITY	Best: I scored. There are a few dates that are tied for the "best". Worst: I'd dated a gal a few times who was a real looker, but a little weird. (She was a professional psychologist who dealt with messed-up and institutionalized kids, and I think she had a little messed-upedness herself.) But did I mention that she was a real looker? Anyway, we'd been on a few dates, and when I picked her up and we were on the way to dinner, she gave me the whole rejection speech, but then wanted to finish the date anyway. Not knowing what else to do, I bought her dinner and went to a movie with her, but the conversation was quite awkward. And of course, I've mentioned this before, but I think maybe my first date was an unwitting gay date. When I was 13, my locker partner in junior high invited me to go see a movie with him. It was a pleasant outing. Over the next few years, it became apparent that he was as flaming as a self-immolating monk, but I didn't recognize that at the time, because gay people were only invented in central Missouri in the early 90s. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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10-06-2006, 02:49 PM	#40
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3818454	I had another date with an unfortunate ending. In college, I knew a gal for a while who was a pretty nice car, but didn't have alot of chrome....anyway....We went out. We went to eat, went to a bar-band(what else do you do in the ville).....we go back to her place.... We sit on the sofa, I begin to work my cool-Fonzie moves...she goes to make us drinks....I go to the bathroom again(the pre-poke piss).... As I come into the room, she's mounted on one of those round-wicker basket chairs..removing her pants.....and as they hit her feet, in her most sultry voice she says "you can put it on it...but not in it"
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10-06-2006, 02:54 PM	#43
Amnorix In BB I trust Join Date: May 2003 Location: Boston, Mass. Casino cash: $10029808	The worst was when I began dating a woman I had met at a party at a mutual friends' place. First couple of dates went ok -- dinner and movie type thing. Then she invites me to her place to watch movies. Turns out she lives in a Roach Motel. They were frigging everwhere, even with the lights on. I spent the rest of the evening absently scratching random parts of my body and trying to figure out how to get out of there gracefully. __________________ "I love signature blocks on the Internet. I get to put whatever the hell I want in quotes, pick a pretend author, and bang, it's like he really said it." George Washington
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10-06-2006, 03:00 PM	#45
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3818454	I had another bad one.....I guess when you go on alot of dates, things go wrong sometimes. I met a gal in a bar...when I was shitfaced.....and made a date. She showed up to my house(which I never would have had her do under normal circumstances).....with 2 kids. Oh, did I mention she was a horrible Butterface? Did I mention the exotic Pink and teal Blue shirt and the multi colored leg warmers? She had driven half an hour and the kids seemed excited, so I took them all out for Pizza...and got really, really tired early. Oh...and then, when we got back to my house....a real hot broad I'd been trying to get a date with was there, with a friend, visiting my roomate.....And I'm with Skeezo the Clown and the 2 circus midgets. Yeah...that one sucked big time.
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