In case you didnt know: Women are retarted. - Page 3

Chief Nute · 02-14-2007, 10:56 AM

For Christ sakes........just got off the phone with my wife. I am at work, and she is at home because she is a teacher and she has been the beneficiary of 2 days off (snow days) both this week AND last week, so 4 days total.

Before I go on a tangent here, let me just state that I think that "snow days" are the biggest damn farce in the history of existance.

The whole world doesnt shut down because you get 6 inches of snow. I still have to wake my dumbass up and go to work, so little kiddies should have to learn what that is like in the real world and wake up and get their little asses to school. There isnt any such thing as a snow day in the real world.

But anyways.......I wake up this morning and have enough time to shovel one side of the driveway before I have to get my ass to work. I tell my wife that I shoveled one side, and it would be nice if she could shovel the other since I had to run. I figured that was a reasonable request.......well talking on the phone with her this morning, she is telling me that she has pissed around on eBay all morning long and hasnt done anything. Just like the past three snow days....she hasnt done a damn thing. I get crappy with her and tell her that it would be nice if she would do something productive with her day. Some of us arent lucky enough to get a call at 5:00AM letting us know we dont have to work at all.

She says to not tell her what to do with her day........christ. I told her that it isnt too much to ask that she does some shit around the house on a FREE DAY off. It isnt like she took a mental health day and I started TELLING her that she needs to do shit around the house. I simply ASKED if she could do some things since she has had so much time off recently.........but apparently I didnt realize that a snow day is a vacation day in her eyes........

what a freakin crock.

SLAG · 02-14-2007, 11:18 AM

FTR...

Whats the point of Shoveling The Driveway?? isnt the car heavy enough to get out on its own?

do you have a rear wheel drive car?

Frazod · 02-14-2007, 11:19 AM

Yes, I already knew that.

Eleazar · 02-14-2007, 11:19 AM

Anyway, next issue. Why is the driveway being shoveled an absolute must? Who cares?

Chief Nute · 02-14-2007, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by JimNasium

The introduction of drama into a relationship used to be the sole propriety of women. Why you feel the need to introduce drama over a task that should be under your purview is beyond me. Now, if she didn't have a hot meal ready for me at the end of the day...well, that's a different story.

Nah, it is hardly the big deal that I'm making it out to be. See, thats the thing.....she wont touch anything in a kitchen.......it is my job. We dont cook that often.....but when we do, it is me who does it. I have to clean the kitchen. She gets "grossed out" at kitchen messes. But yet the bathroom is her area to clean......I dont understand that one.....

And yea, I normally do the shoveling.........but like I say, considering the job was more than half done anyways, I didnt think I was out of bounds asking her to finish it up. I guess I didnt "ask the question" correctly because she got defensive. Which is why women are "retarted".

Delano · 02-14-2007, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Chief Nute

The school district she works in has said that if they exceed their number.....they will make them up on Saturdays. Man, I am hoping that happens......I will like nothing better than to rub it in when I am sleeping in on Saturday and she has to wake up to finish her 6 day week, LOL

This would make you guilty of the same thing you are venting about your wife doing. I would hope that you would do the manly thing and take the high road and wake up before her on Saturday's in which she had to work and fix her a good breakfast because she would be suffering on a nice spring day in a classroom.

Chief Nute · 02-14-2007, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Redrum_69

The last time your wife seen anything remotely more than 6 inches required batteries. She prolly doesnt respect you cuz youre hung like Nicodemus from the Secret of Nihm

**Iowanian** · 02-14-2007, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Chief Nute

when she told me she had pissed around on the internet all day, I got pissed because I know if the shoe was on the other foot, and she had asked ME to do a job around the house, and I sat around and pissed away the day.....shit would hit the fan.

I've got her on IM right now....I think I'll ask her to join the planet and help with this thread.

**Iowanian** · 02-14-2007, 11:31 AM

We had alot of blowing snow yesterday and bad drifting. I rushed home after work to dig a ravine to the house from the garage to make it easier for her packing the kid. I ran my 4x4 in and out of the driveway a few times, thinking that would work(knowing my neighbor would blow it out when he got home later).

Anyway, I hear something, look out and she's stuck in the drive, pushing snow with her car...getting out and packing the kid through a snow drift.

I put my shit on, went out, drove the car like a man who stole it and got it out...and then dug it out a little.

I'm the man.....thats my job.

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Originally Posted by SLAG

FTR...

Whats the point of Shoveling The Driveway?? isnt the car heavy enough to get out on its own?

do you have a rear wheel drive car?

jidar · 02-14-2007, 11:32 AM

I got 4 wheel ****ing drive, I don't shovel a mother****er.

JohninGpt · 02-14-2007, 11:35 AM

Perhaps if you had said "Happy Valentines Day, now get yer ass out there and shovel the driveway" it would have worked out better.

Taco John · 02-14-2007, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Chief Nute

For Christ sakes........just got off the phone with my wife. I am at work, and she is at home because she is a teacher and she has been the beneficiary of 2 days off (snow days) both this week AND last week, so 4 days total.

Before I go on a tangent here, let me just state that I think that "snow days" are the biggest damn farce in the history of existance.

The whole world doesnt shut down because you get 6 inches of snow. I still have to wake my dumbass up and go to work, so little kiddies should have to learn what that is like in the real world and wake up and get their little asses to school. There isnt any such thing as a snow day in the real world.

But anyways.......I wake up this morning and have enough time to shovel one side of the driveway before I have to get my ass to work. I tell my wife that I shoveled one side, and it would be nice if she could shovel the other since I had to run. I figured that was a reasonable request.......well talking on the phone with her this morning, she is telling me that she has pissed around on eBay all morning long and hasnt done anything. Just like the past three snow days....she hasnt done a damn thing. I get crappy with her and tell her that it would be nice if she would do something productive with her day. Some of us arent lucky enough to get a call at 5:00AM letting us know we dont have to work at all.

She says to not tell her what to do with her day........christ. I told her that it isnt too much to ask that she does some shit around the house on a FREE DAY off. It isnt like she took a mental health day and I started TELLING her that she needs to do shit around the house. I simply ASKED if she could do some things since she has had so much time off recently.........but apparently I didnt realize that a snow day is a vacation day in her eyes........

what a freakin crock.

What a jerk.

**Bowser** · 02-14-2007, 11:37 AM

Send her to Gitmo.

Redrum_69 · 02-14-2007, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Taco John

What a jerk.

Oh shit...the irony here is mind boggling!!

Taco John · 02-14-2007, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Redrum_69

Oh shit...the irony here is mind boggling!!

How so?

Demonpenz · 02-14-2007, 11:49 AM

tell her to go bang a 16 year old student.

02-14-2007, 10:56 AM
Chief Nute Site Owner Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: THE State of Ohio Casino cash: $9934900	In case you didnt know: Women are retarted. For Christ sakes........just got off the phone with my wife. I am at work, and she is at home because she is a teacher and she has been the beneficiary of 2 days off (snow days) both this week AND last week, so 4 days total. Before I go on a tangent here, let me just state that I think that "snow days" are the biggest damn farce in the history of existance. The whole world doesnt shut down because you get 6 inches of snow. I still have to wake my dumbass up and go to work, so little kiddies should have to learn what that is like in the real world and wake up and get their little asses to school. There isnt any such thing as a snow day in the real world. But anyways.......I wake up this morning and have enough time to shovel one side of the driveway before I have to get my ass to work. I tell my wife that I shoveled one side, and it would be nice if she could shovel the other since I had to run. I figured that was a reasonable request.......well talking on the phone with her this morning, she is telling me that she has pissed around on eBay all morning long and hasnt done anything. Just like the past three snow days....she hasnt done a damn thing. I get crappy with her and tell her that it would be nice if she would do something productive with her day. Some of us arent lucky enough to get a call at 5:00AM letting us know we dont have to work at all. She says to not tell her what to do with her day........christ. I told her that it isnt too much to ask that she does some shit around the house on a FREE DAY off. It isnt like she took a mental health day and I started TELLING her that she needs to do shit around the house. I simply ASKED if she could do some things since she has had so much time off recently.........but apparently I didnt realize that a snow day is a vacation day in her eyes........ what a freakin crock.
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02-14-2007, 11:18 AM	#31
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02-14-2007, 11:19 AM	#32
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02-14-2007, 11:19 AM	#33
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02-14-2007, 11:32 AM	#39
jidar MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: a Casino cash: $10004900	I got 4 wheel **ing drive, I don't shovel a mother**er.
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02-14-2007, 11:35 AM	#40
JohninGpt Dammit Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Busted Stick, IT Casino cash: $4228304	Perhaps if you had said "Happy Valentines Day, now get yer ass out there and shovel the driveway" it would have worked out better.
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02-14-2007, 11:37 AM	#42
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02-14-2007, 11:49 AM	#45
Demonpenz Woman should only make babies Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $-423864	tell her to go bang a 16 year old student. __________________
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