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Old 04-03-2007, 11:22 PM  
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Authorities: Fifth-graders posted lookout, had sex in class

NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana (AP) -- Five fifth-grade students face criminal charges after authorities said four of them had sex in front of other students in an unsupervised classroom and kept a classmate posted as a lookout for teachers.

The students were arrested Tuesday at the Spearsville school in rural north Louisiana, authorities said. Two 11-year-old girls, a 12-year-old boy and a 13-year old boy were charged with obscenity, a felony. An 11-year-old boy, the alleged lookout, was charged with being an accessory.

"After 44 years of doing this work, nothing shocks me anymore," said Union Parish Sheriff Bob Buckley. "But this comes pretty close."

Authorities said the incident happened March 27 at the school, which houses students from kindergarten through 12th grade. A high school teacher normally watches the fifth-grade class at the time, but went to an assembly for older students and the class was inadvertently left unattended, Buckley said. (Watch authorities try to determine if a crime was committed Video)

The class, which had around 10 other students, was alone for about 15 minutes, he said.

"When no teacher showed up, the four began to have sex in the classroom with the other elementary students in the classroom with them," he said.

It took a day for authorities to find out about the incident. A student who had been in the class told a high school student about it the next day, Buckley said. The student told a teacher, and school officials notified the sheriff's office. Detectives began questioning students Thursday.

School officials did not return calls seeking comment.

The students, who were not identified because of their age, were released to their parents after their arrests, Buckley said. They will next be arraigned in juvenile court.

A message seeking comment from the district attorney was not immediately returned.

Buckley said it was unclear what penalties the children could face.
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Old 04-04-2007, 09:06 AM   #31
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They were just trying out for the new VIVID flick "Scholastic Faptastic"


ok, yeah, going to hell i know

No worries. I'm on the fast track to hell as well.


Stories like this concern me. I've got a son in the second grade - do I only have 3 years....eh, 2 1/4 years left before I have to start worrying about sex?

Holy crap, I've got a 4th grade niece! I'll woop her ass if I catch her talking or even thinking about crap like this.
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Old 04-04-2007, 09:14 AM   #32
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Hell, you come into these teacher to student sex threads and see 20 people yelling "cool!" and "where were these teachers when I was 13?"

It isn't cool... I'd wager that few if any of these kids turn out to be well adjusted adults...
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Old 04-04-2007, 09:25 AM   #33
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It isn't cool... I'd wager that few if any of these kids turn out to be well adjusted adults...


You are absolutely correct!

With luck...they will turn into a rock star ash snortin drunken bafoon making millions of dollars and waisting it all on auditions of pron stars
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Old 04-04-2007, 09:31 AM   #34
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You are absolutely correct!

With luck...they will turn into a rock star ash snortin drunken bafoon making millions of dollars and waisting it all on auditions of pron stars
Right... we'll see if any of these kids invent a new form of renewable energy or win a nobel prize...
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Old 04-04-2007, 09:32 AM   #35
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Old 04-04-2007, 09:33 AM   #36
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The real question behind all of this is - Were these kids put in daycare or did they have stay at home mom's?










Sorry. I couldn't resist. Carry on.
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Old 04-04-2007, 09:36 AM   #37
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It isn't cool... I'd wager that few if any of these kids turn out to be well adjusted adults...
I doubt any poor kid in rural north Louisiana will turn out to be well-adjusted adults anyhow.
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Old 04-04-2007, 09:38 AM   #38
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Having sex.....in school....with an audience?

I think this is worse.
You forgot the gangbang part.
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Old 04-04-2007, 09:39 AM   #39
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You forgot the gangbang part.
I also forgot the slut part. In less than 15 minutes, two 11 year old girls were convinced that having sex in a classroom was a good idea.

Either slut, or Don Juan.
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Old 04-04-2007, 09:48 AM   #40
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Old 04-04-2007, 09:56 AM   #42
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Old 04-04-2007, 12:54 PM   #43
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I also forgot the slut part. In less than 15 minutes, two 11 year old girls were convinced that having sex in a classroom was a good idea.

Either slut, or Don Juan.
Well, that's not really surprising. Their names are "Mercedes" and "Destini".
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Old 04-04-2007, 01:15 PM   #45
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if children knew everything that adults know, there wouldn't be any kids.

doesn't mix well with phrase "children are our future".
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