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Old 02-26-2008, 06:45 PM  
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Is this bad luck? Britney Spears and my wife
So my wife took a walk today on her street in Beverly Hills. As some of you know, my wife is 7.5 months pregnant with our first child and she went to a nearby maternity store that's going out of business.

Anyway, as she was waiting in line for a dressing room, Britney walks out of a nearby room. She immediately walks up to my wife, lifts her shirt and begins rubbing her belly. Then she aksed "When are you due? You look beautiful. Have a healthy pregnancy!", then exited the store.

Is my baby cursed?
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Old 02-26-2008, 09:30 PM   #31
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Too disturbing...but really WTF is britney doing in a maternity store. Is getting two kids taken away from you not enough? Does she want to have more to lose some too. Really when you lose your kids to kevin federline what does that say about you being allowed to have any more?
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Old 02-26-2008, 09:35 PM   #32
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I can constantly keep up with/on the Tiny and Dane JONESes cool- barometer. I happen to live next to the neighborhood where Varitek, Ron White and Buffy Geller live.
I'd love to have a drink or two with Ron White. Out of all those redneck comedy guys, he's the only one that I really like.

(Gellar too, but that's obvious. )
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Old 02-26-2008, 09:42 PM   #33
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I'd love to have a drink or two with Ron White. Out of all those redneck comedy guys, he's the only one that I really like.

(Gellar too, but that's obvious. )
Yeah he's awesome. A friend of the family nanny's for his direct neighbor. SMG goes to my neighbor when she's in town. He's an eye doc. She's so tasty. I love to meet here in the check out line.
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Old 02-26-2008, 09:49 PM   #34
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I dont think this is a show, i really dont, to me this is some kind of American Tragedy...she just spirals even further...she seemed to me to be a charming & accessible young talent (she seemed so sweet & self effacing in her SNL appearances), she wasnt a top vocalist by any means, but managed to release her biggest album in years months ago...even while on the balls of her ass.

IMO, she's just had incredibly poor guidance in her life.
Yeah I saw a picture of her little sister in some magazine the other day. Those people have got some serious issues. They're just lucky they kept Britney from getting knocked up before she did. Now that I think about it......Justin Timberlake started this "hole" deal. She was a hole some girl before he tapped that. It's been all down hill for her every since

He's on top of the world and she's the doormat.
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Old 02-26-2008, 09:50 PM   #35
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Old 02-26-2008, 10:02 PM   #36
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I dont think this is a show, i really dont, to me this is some kind of American Tragedy...she just spirals even further...she seemed to me to be a charming & accessible young talent (she seemed so sweet & self effacing in her SNL appearances), she wasnt a top vocalist by any means, but managed to release her biggest album in years months ago...even while on the balls of her ass.

IMO, she's just had incredibly poor guidance in her life.
An American Tragedy is some kid starving to death on the streets of any number of cities, not some stupendously wealthy person who suddenly develops a manic-depressive persona when their tenuous grasp on fame starts to slip.
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Old 02-26-2008, 10:07 PM   #37
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I'd love to have a drink or two with Ron White. Out of all those redneck comedy guys, he's the only one that I really like.

(Gellar too, but that's obvious. )
Seems genuine as well. Ditto...
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Old 02-26-2008, 10:09 PM   #38
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An American Tragedy is some kid starving to death on the streets of any number of cities, not some stupendously wealthy person who suddenly develops a manic-depressive persona when their tenuous grasp on fame starts to slip.
She's most certainly a mess but it would suck to be a mess in front of 300 wacko camera men following around your every move.

My wife said she was actually scared because there were so many paparazzi around. She was afraid to get knocked over in their mad rush to take pictures of Brit, especially since she's pregnant. She's been knocked over once before while exiting a dress shop in BH in which Paris Hilton was shopping at the same time.

One of the paparazzi mentioned he'd gotten four parking tickets, just today. To me, those people are scum.
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Old 02-26-2008, 10:12 PM   #39
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Is my baby cursed?
No but your wife might go shopping for a razor so she can shave her head!

You better watch her closely.

You might also check to be sure Brittany didn't put some undies in your wife's pocket. I seem to remember her riding without any.
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I read somewhere that she makes $200,000 a month off of residual sales. That's a good living when you don't have to work to get it. In fact, it's a good living even if you do have to work to get it.
It'd be good money if I had to work my mother in the fields to get it...
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Old 02-26-2008, 10:49 PM   #41
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An American Tragedy is some kid starving to death on the streets of any number of cities, not some stupendously wealthy person who suddenly develops a manic-depressive persona when their tenuous grasp on fame starts to slip.
In the truest sense of those words, your 100% right.

But in a Glamour & Fame Cautionary Tale, Americana way...it is.
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Old 02-26-2008, 11:27 PM   #43
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I honestly feel bad for this girl, whats happening here will be the stuff of High Hollywood Legend & Infamy.

The mania has become absolutely sick, there are now laws in her name etc. Living under that kind of scrutiny would be impossible.

She needs to escape from Hollywood to a serene, lakeside cabin in the mountains for atleast a year.

I'm rooting for her, i'll never forget her Angie Dickinson photo remake for Esquire magazine...in the cream colored sweater...Heavens ta Betsy!!!...CHERRY BOMB!!!

I sincerely hope that someone with common sense comes into her life.

The media sure is egging on that train wreck of a life she lives, aren't they? Sad, really...
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Old 02-27-2008, 12:46 AM   #45
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http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1434027900

So TMZ caught Brit on tape today at the Levi's store, just after she ran into my wife.

Check out all the camera men and video people at the end. Sickening.

And ol' Brit doesn't look too hot.
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