Three Things to Ponder - Page 3

a1na2 · 03-20-2008, 08:29 PM

Three Things to Ponder:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we are not using it anymore.

T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we cannot have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians..It creates a hostile work environment

Sully · 03-21-2008, 11:15 AM

What the hell happened to Jennifer Love Hewitt?

She's a solid 7 right now, but back in Party of Five days, she was working hard toward a 9.5-10.

I ponder that, sometimes.

acesn8s · 03-21-2008, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Halfcan

Where oh where are the cops when you need them??

Seems there are plenty on the news every night- "Continueing their Investigation" on some petty nothing crime. But when some dumb bitch runs a light and almost causes serious injury to others because she is on her cel phone-None to be found.

Where it is safe. Sitting under an overpass.

acesn8s · 03-21-2008, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Sully

You know what pisses me off?
When you are pulling up to a 4-way stop, and there is a car going the other way (to your left or right) and they feel they have to wait for you to stop before they can go. They completed their stop 10 seconds ago, but for some reason they think the rule is that they can't go until you stop. Ponder that, as well.

Try stopping your car. I may not trust...er ..I mean..they may not trust that you see them and are afraid to get hit by another car.

acesn8s · 03-21-2008, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Is it just a coincidence that there are ten commandments? What did the original draft look like? Were there 15 or 20? Did they cut it down to 11, and God thought, y'know, this is a whole lot more marketable with a round number, and so he cut out the one that said, "Thou Shalt Not Play Music Loud Enough To Annoy Thy Neighbors"?

I hold here the 15 Commandm...(stone tablet falls to ground breaking into many pieces)...the 10 Commandments!

blueballs · 03-21-2008, 12:47 PM

the gov regulates the cattle industry that tightly
read slowly "i-l-l-e-g-a-l aliens"

a1na2 · 03-21-2008, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by acesn8s

Where it is safe. Sitting under an overpass.

Wrong, wrong, wrong... They are at Dunkin' Donuts, the local donut shop, or that new one that serves up hot donuts as you walk in the door and gives all cops all the free they want.

a1na2 · 03-21-2008, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut

Ha .......... ha

I'm not convinced. You are still lacking in ability, but that's your problem and not mine.

Halfcan · 03-21-2008, 04:34 PM

I ponder why: people want to watch no-name stars and washed up jocks-Ballroom dance??

crazycoffey · 03-21-2008, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by acesn8s

Where it is safe. Sitting under an overpass.

like a bridge troll just waiting to collect his toll, princess.....

crazycoffey · 03-21-2008, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by acesn8s

I hold here the 15 Commandm...(stone tablet falls to ground breaking into many pieces)...the 10 Commandments!

I loved history of the world part one....

Halfcan · 03-21-2008, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

like a bridge troll just waiting to collect his toll, princess.....

Usually the cops are too busy shaking down black people in my neighborhood.

I just got popped for 5 miles over and the fine was $97.00

but he did give me a break-I was 15 over in a school zone. Good thing I have the gift of Bullshit huh?

**Iowanian** · 03-21-2008, 07:46 PM

I ponder 3 things that I'd never want to purchase used.

As I've pondered this today, my list is:

1. Condoms

2. Toilet Paper

3. Toothbrush

Boon · 03-21-2008, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

I ponder 3 things that I'd never want to purchase used.

As I've pondered this today, my list is:

1. Condoms

2. Toilet Paper

3. Toothbrush

And gum

Halfcan · 03-21-2008, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

I ponder 3 things that I'd never want to purchase used.

As I've pondered this today, my list is:

1. Condoms

2. Toilet Paper

3. Toothbrush

I didn't think you had a use for any of those things.

ClevelandBronco · 03-21-2008, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

I ponder 3 things that I'd never want to purchase used.

As I've pondered this today, my list is:

1. Condoms

2. Toilet Paper

3. Toothbrush

Your list would be longer if you were a woman.

03-20-2008, 08:29 PM
a1na2 Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Pittsburg Casino cash: $10004900	Three Things to Ponder Three Things to Ponder: 1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments C O W S Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we are not using it anymore. T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S The real reason that we cannot have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians..It creates a hostile work environment
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03-21-2008, 11:15 AM	#31
Sully It Goes On Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Lees Summit Casino cash: $10026331	What the hell happened to Jennifer Love Hewitt? She's a solid 7 right now, but back in Party of Five days, she was working hard toward a 9.5-10. I ponder that, sometimes. __________________ "And I don't wish that girl any bad luck," he said, "but I hope she gets hit with a car." - Tommy Lasorda
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03-21-2008, 12:47 PM	#35
blueballs Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Casino cash: $10004900	the gov regulates the cattle industry that tightly read slowly "i-l-l-e-g-a-l aliens"
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03-21-2008, 04:34 PM	#38
Halfcan In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $7327995	I ponder why: people want to watch no-name stars and washed up jocks-Ballroom dance??
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03-21-2008, 07:46 PM	#42
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1658454	I ponder 3 things that I'd never want to purchase used. As I've pondered this today, my list is: 1. Condoms 2. Toilet Paper 3. Toothbrush
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