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Old 08-10-2008, 12:28 AM  
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So I'm out at this bar celebrating my bday, and I'm in a bathroom. Some Chinese whore walks in and says "what I'm I?" and I say "A Chinwoman?"...So to retaliate, the rat bitch throws a beer in my face ten minutes later.

Thus, later I go outside, where said ****ing c*nt whore is, and throw an entire ****ing beer in her face. I proceed to get jumped by 10 guys, who act like I'm the mother****er who started the fight, unknowing of the fact that some c*nt tossed a beer in my face because I got fucking doused by some rat whore.

Big ****ing deal, they're all c*nts in the end.
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Old 08-10-2008, 12:49 AM   #31
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Nein.

THat would imply that someone enjoyed it...
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Old 08-10-2008, 12:51 AM   #32
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Not really. Girls do that all the time. Particularly, those that are ****ed up.
True enough. The only thing worse than a psychotic female, is a drunken psychotic female.

I had one throw a Smirnoff bottle at my head once... missed me by an inch.

The cops showed up that night... luckily, I hadn't retaliated. Still, I was sure I was going to jail. (I didn't, and she didn't either.) Guys usually get the worst of that deal.
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Old 08-10-2008, 12:55 AM   #33
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True enough. The only thing worse than a psychotic female, is a drunken psychotic female.

I had one throw a Smirnoff bottle at my head once... missed me by an inch.
Which should legally give you the authority to kill her. That's assault w/ a deadly weapon.
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Old 08-10-2008, 12:55 AM   #34
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Who throws a beer away? Do you know how much those cost? You seriously threw a beer on a girl?
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Who throws a beer away? Do you know how much those cost? You seriously threw a beer on a girl?
Yeah, I threw three dollars on some piece of shit. To me, it was worth it.
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Old 08-10-2008, 12:58 AM   #36
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Yeah, I threw three dollars on some piece of shit. To me, it was worth it.
Bull$#it.

Kick that slag in the face with a pair of wolverines.

THAT'S worth it...
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Bull$#it.

Kick that slag in the face with a pair of wolverines.

THAT'S worth it...
Had I been wearing a pair of wolverines, I would have made her bite the curb.
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Well, let this be a lesson to everyone and not to go drinking in Koyaanisqatsi ever again.
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Well, let this be a lesson to everyone and not to go drinking in Koyaanisqatsi ever again.
Or Columbia, Mo.

Bitches.
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Had I been wearing a pair of wolverines, I would have made her bite the curb.
Exactly...
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Or Columbia, Mo.

Bitches.
Hey, that's where I got my ass beat...
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Had I been wearing a pair of wolverines, I would have made her bite the curb.
True enough.

But what's your take on hyenas?

Yay or Nay?
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Hey, that's where I got my ass beat...
Other than a strawberry on my elbow and a few scrapes, I'm ready to go.
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True enough.

But what's your take on hyenas?

Yay or Nay?
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Hey, that's where I got my ass beat...
Heh, I had nothing but fun there.

Of course, at that time I was a senior in high school, going to my girlfriend's sorority parties.

Pretty much the best time of my life...
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