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Old 10-21-2008, 09:54 PM   #1
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Looking back on it now, it was kind of strange, to tell the truth. When she was in that odd position, it was perhaps similar to having sex with a quadruple amputee. Or maybe a bowling ball.

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Did you have to mold her into that position like a lump of clay, or did you calmly, confidently tell her to, "Assume the position."?
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:56 PM   #2
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Did you have to mold her into that position like a lump of clay, or did you calmly, confidently tell her to, "Assume the position."?
Well, the first time it was her idea and the entire episode was a complete and utterly astonishing surprise to me, Mr. DeezNutz.

After that, it was more or less a joint decision.

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Old 10-21-2008, 10:04 PM   #3
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Well, the first time it was her idea and the entire episode was a complete and utterly astonishing surprise to me, Mr. DeezNutz.

After that, it was more or less a joint decision.

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Old 10-21-2008, 10:06 PM   #4
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This guy i use to work with would go to all these weird porn sites. All the time..
(we were on a night shift)

He showed me a paraplegia porn site, i couldn't believe it.

I told him that's just wrong man. He laughed at kept on. Like no big deal. That guy was the very definition of a dysfunctional/psychotic person.

He went to jail, that's the last i knew of him.
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Old 10-21-2008, 10:00 PM   #5
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I saw and had a brief conversation my paternal grandfather once. He died in 1952.
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Old 10-21-2008, 10:04 PM   #6
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I saw and had a brief conversation my paternal grandfather once. He died in 1952.
Now, that's interesting. What were the circumstances, Mr. Donger?

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Old 10-21-2008, 10:09 PM   #7
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Now, that's interesting. What were the circumstances, Mr. Donger?

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I was six and living in England at the time. I was going upstairs to bed and he was sitting on the landing, smiling as I walked up. I wasn't scared even though I didn't realize who he was. He patted the stairs next to him and I sat down. He asked if I knew who he was and if I was being a good boy. I replied, "No and yes." He just smiled. At that point, one of my brothers walked right through him and smacked me on the head.

I told my brothers about it later on and they just laughed at me. A few years later (after we had moved to America), I found a picture of my grandfather and realized who I saw that night.
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Old 10-21-2008, 10:12 PM   #8
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I was six and living in England at the time. I was going upstairs to bed and he was sitting on the landing, smiling as I walked up. I wasn't scared even though I didn't realize who he was. He patted the stairs next to him and I sat down. He asked if I knew who he was and if I was being a good boy. I replied, "No and yes." He just smiled. At that point, one of my brothers walked right through him and smacked me on the head.

I told my brothers about it later on and they just laughed at me. A few years later (after we had moved to America), I found a picture of my grandfather and realized who I saw that night.
Awesome!

That is amazing!
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Old 10-21-2008, 10:14 PM   #9
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I was six and living in England at the time. I was going upstairs to bed and he was sitting on the landing, smiling as I walked up. I wasn't scared even though I didn't realize who he was. He patted the stairs next to him and I sat down. He asked if I knew who he was and if I was being a good boy. I replied, "No and yes." He just smiled. At that point, one of my brothers walked right through him and smacked me on the head.

I told my brothers about it later on and they just laughed at me. A few years later (after we had moved to America), I found a picture of my grandfather and realized who I saw that night.
I love stories like this. Cool stuff.
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Old 10-21-2008, 10:18 PM   #10
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I was six and living in England at the time. I was going upstairs to bed and he was sitting on the landing, smiling as I walked up. I wasn't scared even though I didn't realize who he was. He patted the stairs next to him and I sat down. He asked if I knew who he was and if I was being a good boy. I replied, "No and yes." He just smiled. At that point, one of my brothers walked right through him and smacked me on the head.

I told my brothers about it later on and they just laughed at me. A few years later (after we had moved to America), I found a picture of my grandfather and realized who I saw that night.
Fascinating. I think it's probably true that children can see dimensions that are unavailable to adults. I completely believe your story, Mr. Donger.

To this day, I am convinced that the "invisible friend" I had as a child was, in some way, real. His name was Bob. He might have made that up, though.

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Old 10-21-2008, 10:23 PM   #11
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Fascinating. I think it's probably true that children can see dimensions that are unavailable to adults. I completely believe your story, Mr. Donger.

To this day, I am convinced that the "invisible friend" I had as a child was, in some way, real. His name was Bob. He might have made that up, though.

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I was six and living in England at the time. I was going upstairs to bed and he was sitting on the landing, smiling as I walked up. I wasn't scared even though I didn't realize who he was. He patted the stairs next to him and I sat down. He asked if I knew who he was and if I was being a good boy. I replied, "No and yes." He just smiled. At that point, one of my brothers walked right through him and smacked me on the head.

I told my brothers about it later on and they just laughed at me. A few years later (after we had moved to America), I found a picture of my grandfather and realized who I saw that night.


When my daughter was 17 months old we took a trip back to Baltimore to visit my mom. While we were there she identified an old ID card of my grandfather's as "grandpa Joe", though she had never before seen a picture of him - at our home I had none for her to see. Her explanation was that sometimes grandpa Joe called her from heaven. The whole thing was a little creepy.
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Old 10-21-2008, 10:25 PM   #13
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When my daughter was 17 months old we took a trip back to Baltimore to visit my mom. While we were there she identified an old ID card of my grandfather's as "grandpa Joe", though she had never before seen a picture of him before - at our home I had none for her to see. Her explanation was that sometimes grandpa Joe called her from heaven. The whole thing was a little creepy.
Proof positive of an afterlife, Mr. RJ. There's really no other explanation.

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