Football Ben Roethlisberger is a fatass - Page 3

**RealSNR** · 02-02-2009, 02:15 AM

There, I said it. He's not "big" or "strong" or anything. He just weighs a half a ton and looks like a balloon. He's not a QB. He's just a big stupid fat ****.

Please, I want all kinds of posters to tell me how much greater he is than any Chiefs QB we ever had. Please. Tell me how this fatass has won two super bowls in his short career. Tell me how he plays to win the game, doesn't care about statistics, and is cool under pressure.

TELL ME ALL OF THIS.

This is ****ing bullshit. Ben Roethlisberger is NOT a good QB. He's big and fat and has an arm. That's it. He has a great TE, a FANTASTIC tough receiver in Ward and buttloads of talented speedsters who can stretch the field. And... oh yeah. THE BEST DEFENSE IN THE NFL. That helps too.

Go ahead and tell me why you'd take Big Ben over the guys with the flashy stats because of his success and his rings. **** that. You know what?

Give me Kurt Warner and that defense, and I'll show you MORE Super Bowls than Ben Roethlisberger, and I'll show you a team that looks good doing it. Peyton, Brady, Warner, McNabb, Cutler. I'll STILL take all of these QBs over Ben the fat ****.

Tell me why Tyler Pigpen is terrible and why Roethlisberger is great. Actually, don't. Shove it. Piss off. I'm sick of hearing about it. It's getting so I can't make a single goddamn criticism on this board about ANY player in the league without people saying, "The Chiefs are worse at that position." NO ****ING SHIT, SHERLOCK. Yeah, Roethlisberger is better than Thigpen. Who gives a shit? Put that fat ass on the Chiefs and we'll still be 2-14. Maybe even 1-15, because we wouldn't have moved to the spread and scored as many points. We'd still be running R2P2.

Ben Roethlisberger is a mediocre QB on a really good team. There. How about that?

Red Dawg · 02-02-2009, 08:00 AM

No doubt he's a fat ass but he gets it done. At least he got it done in this SB. The last one he played in he was pathedic.

Brock · 02-02-2009, 08:07 AM

"do these super bowl rings make me look fat?"

Balto · 02-02-2009, 08:20 AM

SNR,

Looks like Ben Roethlisberger is a FA in 2010 MUAHAHAHA

Maybe we will get Cowher then Big Ben in 2010 (hmm that rhymes lol)

**Skip Towne** · 02-02-2009, 08:32 AM

I wish I was a big slow, lucky fatass.

Simplex3 · 02-02-2009, 08:57 AM

That "fatass" is the best QB in the league at escaping pressure and completing passes. Probably the best since Steve Young.

I would trade any two players on the Chiefs for Ben today. Right now. Any of them. The guy freaking wins.

EyePod · 02-02-2009, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3

That "fatass" is the best QB in the league at escaping pressure and completing passes. Probably the best since Steve Young.

I would trade any two players on the Chiefs for Ben today. Right now. Any of them. The guy freaking wins.

Then you'd be a complete, freaking idiot. Ben's only this good because he has one of the best defenses on the other side. His defense doesn't return that pick for a TD, he loses the game. That was a 10 point swing. He made 2 amazing plays. I know he won, but still, I think he's overrated as a QB, especially for any other team. But, he's the best fit possible for the Steelers.

Mr. Laz · 02-02-2009, 09:05 AM

someone must of lost some money on the super bowl

**DaFace** · 02-02-2009, 09:07 AM

Good thread. For a minute I thought you were serious. You got me!

EyePod · 02-02-2009, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Laz

someone must of lost some money on the super bowl

I can't believe anyone would bet for the Steelers with that spread. It's ludicrous. The spread on the inline on ESPN was 3.5 That was a good call.

Simplex3 · 02-02-2009, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by EyePod

Then you'd be a complete, freaking idiot. Ben's only this good because he has one of the best defenses on the other side. His defense doesn't return that pick for a TD, he loses the game. That was a 10 point swing. He made 2 amazing plays. I know he won, but still, I think he's overrated as a QB, especially for any other team. But, he's the best fit possible for the Steelers.

Two plays? You must have only watched the last drive. Ben escaped sure sacks and delivered the ball, with accuracy, all game long. Only Chiefs fans would sit around saying Ben only won because of his defense. The Chiefs had the best D in the league a few times in the 90's. Get back to me with how many Super Bowls that got them. Remember that Ben has two in his first five years.

Besides, name me the two super studs on the Chiefs they just can't do without since you're such a damned genius.

jidar · 02-02-2009, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

I don't think he's better than Brady but Roethlisberger is the definition of a clutch player.

I dunno about that. He's sucked ass plenty of times when they needed him, the first SB was a good example but they won anyway.
He came through pretty consistently this year though.

Groves · 02-02-2009, 09:45 AM

With his behind the line scrambling he was like Dante Hall out there, getting as much forward yardage, too. Luckily, it works if you're a QB scrambling for more time to throw. Maybe Dante missed his calling.

Katipan · 02-02-2009, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Groves

With his behind the line scrambling he was like Dante Hall out there, getting as much forward yardage, too. Luckily, it works if you're a QB scrambling for more time to throw. Maybe Dante missed his calling.

You'd have to stack 2 Dante's on top of eachother.

Groves · 02-02-2009, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

You'd have to stack 2 Dante's on top of eachother.

That only gets you the height, you'd need another set of stacked dante for the girth.

Cheater5 · 02-02-2009, 10:01 AM

Larry Fitzgerald is over-rated. What a turd; he has corn rows and has to wear 'gloves' to catch passes. Loser.

For that matter, Drew Brees couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat. Terrible passer.

Jared Allen? Pffft. Gawky white dude who has no true skill; he has perfected one move and has been lucky to have gotten the sacks he has. He has been exposed and will be out of the league in two years.

02-02-2009, 02:15 AM
RealSNR Special Teams ACE!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $-1544792	Ben Roethlisberger is a fatass There, I said it. He's not "big" or "strong" or anything. He just weighs a half a ton and looks like a balloon. He's not a QB. He's just a big stupid fat **. Please, I want all kinds of posters to tell me how much greater he is than any Chiefs QB we ever had. Please. Tell me how this fatass has won two super bowls in his short career. Tell me how he plays to win the game, doesn't care about statistics, and is cool under pressure. TELL ME ALL OF THIS. This is ing bullshit. Ben Roethlisberger is NOT a good QB. He's big and fat and has an arm. That's it. He has a great TE, a FANTASTIC tough receiver in Ward and buttloads of talented speedsters who can stretch the field. And... oh yeah. THE BEST DEFENSE IN THE NFL. That helps too. Go ahead and tell me why you'd take Big Ben over the guys with the flashy stats because of his success and his rings. that. You know what? Give me Kurt Warner and that defense, and I'll show you MORE Super Bowls than Ben Roethlisberger, and I'll show you a team that looks good doing it. Peyton, Brady, Warner, McNabb, Cutler. I'll STILL take all of these QBs over Ben the fat . Tell me why Tyler Pigpen is terrible and why Roethlisberger is great. Actually, don't. Shove it. Piss off. I'm sick of hearing about it. It's getting so I can't make a single goddamn criticism on this board about ANY player in the league without people saying, "The Chiefs are worse at that position." NO **ING SHIT, SHERLOCK. Yeah, Roethlisberger is better than Thigpen. Who gives a shit? Put that fat ass on the Chiefs and we'll still be 2-14. Maybe even 1-15, because we wouldn't have moved to the spread and scored as many points. We'd still be running R2P2. Ben Roethlisberger is a mediocre QB on a really good team. There. How about that?
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Cheater5 Veteran Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Folly Beach, SC Casino cash: $1317550	Larry Fitzgerald is over-rated. What a turd; he has corn rows and has to wear 'gloves' to catch passes. Loser. For that matter, Drew Brees couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat. Terrible passer. Jared Allen? Pffft. Gawky white dude who has no true skill; he has perfected one move and has been lucky to have gotten the sacks he has. He has been exposed and will be out of the league in two years.
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