Misc Women suck... - Page 3

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 06:00 PM

So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay.

There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie.

So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on...

So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul.

"If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"

Huffman83 · 02-23-2009, 06:21 PM

I'm only going to say this once....

anal...2.....mouth.......

now execute.

Don't make me beg ****er.......

JimNasium · 02-23-2009, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

I'm too nice

There's your problem. You'll be taken advantage of until you get over the "I'm a nice guy" thang.

**The Franchise** · 02-23-2009, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by JimNasium

There's your problem. You'll be taken advantage of until you get over the "I'm a nice guy" thang.

This.

**mlyonsd** · 02-23-2009, 06:23 PM

Sounds like a psycho to me.

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by JimNasium

There's your problem. You'll be taken advantage of until you get over the "I'm a nice guy" thang.

I don't want to be nice, its just what happens.

I try to act like a bad boy sometimes, but its not for me. Like at a party I went to with her the other night, she was being really flirty and drunk. But she was really talking to some other guy there. So I tried to hook them up because I thought he would like her more than I do! Who does that!

I'm like the opposite of a cock-blocker. She didn't end up getting with him, and she asked me to stay the night at the party with her, but I didn't (cause I knew how it would end... with me annoyed at her being weird).

KChiefs1 · 02-23-2009, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay.

There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie.

So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on...

So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul.

"If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"

This chick doesn't happen to live or work in Columbia, MO does she?

**bogey** · 02-23-2009, 06:27 PM

I say enjoy it. Where's the down side? Let her flirt. If she's turned you down for a date, don't ask her out any more. Ask someone else in the office out. Enjoy her flirting, play her game, but don't ask her out any more. Eventually, she'll ask you out.

**Dave Lane** · 02-23-2009, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay.

There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie.

So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on...

So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul.

"If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"

She wants to get laid. If you don't know how to read a female you don't deserve one.

**Dave Lane** · 02-23-2009, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by bogey

I say enjoy it. Where's the down side? Let her flirt. If she's turned you down for a date, don't ask her out any more. Ask someone else in the office out. Enjoy her flirting, play her game, but don't ask her out any more. Eventually, she'll ask you out.

And no never ask a woman like this out. Tell her you thought about it and you really don't think she's cool enough to hang out with you. Try it I dare you. Then act all stand offish. Double dog dare ya...

**Bob Dole** · 02-23-2009, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

She's about a 7, is 19, dresses rather revealingly. Her hair is wavy and normal-looking, I don't know how much makeup she wears, and she told me when she has a really strong orgasm, she tends to hyperventilate to the point of blacking out for a very short time.

At which point, the appropriate response was, "I'll have to see that to believe it."

R&GHomer · 02-23-2009, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by MIAdragon

stop paying attention to her and she will drop the panties.

Ding, Ding, Ding.... we have a winner.

Seriously, when she starts in on that shit, just act like whatever and walk away. LOL... it will drive her nuts.

**Iowanian** · 02-23-2009, 06:39 PM

It'll be alright, shygums.

CoMoChief · 02-23-2009, 06:41 PM

Grab her tits and tell her that you like them bigger.

This way ALWAYS gets a reaction.

Sure-Oz · 02-23-2009, 06:42 PM

I don't feel like venting about my shit, cause im going through some stuff, but ill say this

****ing man up, be yourself, and be patient through anything, esp relationships. now if its some chick you like and shes dicking with you, don't waste your damn time and move on there are plenty of great people out there that won't be a dipshit with you

MIAdragon · 02-23-2009, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

But I don't. I get uncomfortable around women, like I can't be me. I try not to act nervous, but I'm sure I do. I really suck with women.

I don't get many dates either. But for some damn genetic reason, I feel a need to pair-bond with a woman, when I should just be hanging out in school, staying away from them, and focusing on getting good grades... and football.

You and Claythan should date.

02-23-2009, 06:00 PM
The Buddha This is not an exit... Join Date: Feb 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	Women suck... So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay. There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie. So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on... So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul. "If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"
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02-23-2009, 06:21 PM	#31
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02-23-2009, 06:23 PM	#34
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02-23-2009, 06:27 PM	#37
bogey Supporter Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: California Casino cash: $10005290	I say enjoy it. Where's the down side? Let her flirt. If she's turned you down for a date, don't ask her out any more. Ask someone else in the office out. Enjoy her flirting, play her game, but don't ask her out any more. Eventually, she'll ask you out.
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02-23-2009, 06:39 PM	#42
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