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Old 05-18-2009, 11:12 AM  
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Anyone watch Dane Cook last night?

He had his world premier on comedy Central last night. I love Dane Cook and I thought it was great. He looks like he has been working out. The name of the show last night was Isolated Incident. The dvd is out May 19 think I am gonna buy it.
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:41 AM   #31
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Funny either way I guess. I could see Dane having trouble with things like contractions, possessive nouns, and jokes...
I am not writing a column in the newspaper or Life magazine, I am writing on ChiefsPlanet....do you think I give a shit about possessive nouns and contractions? Please..
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:43 AM   #32
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Are you all the ones who sent him the anonymous email after his parents died.
lol please don't tell me he did a bit about his parrents dying and hate mail. I know Carlin picked most jokes dry, but come on
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:44 AM   #33
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lol please don't tell me he did a bit about his parrents dying and hate mail. I know Carlin picked most jokes dry, but come on
yea he did. I didn't think that part was funny, its not like I laughed at everything single thing he said.
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:45 AM   #34
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of course he has time to lift weights, lord knows he doesn't spend it writing jokes
He spends it stealing them.
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:47 AM   #35
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Comedian Dane Cook has been evicted from his Los Angeles apartment after he lost his appeal against a lawsuit from his landlord.
The actor was hit with legal action alleging he allowed his pet dog to defecate on the land surrounding his West Hollywood home.
The lawsuit, filed in April, claimed the comedian had ignored three warnings from the building's owner about his chihuahua's dog poo.
Cook returned to court last week to appeal the case, after he was slapped with an eviction notice by the Los Angeles sheriff's department.
In his defense, Cook claimed eviction would cause him "emotional hardship."
But the unnamed landlord has won the dispute, citing a swarm of complaints from neighbors that the dog, named Beast, is leaving his mess in the common areas of the apartment block.
According to the New York Post, Cook has just purchased a $7 million home in the Hollywood Hills to move into.
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:48 AM   #36
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:49 AM   #37
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The best comics are self self effacing. The comics that act "cool" usually aren't. The majority of Cooks audience seem to be broads aged 15 to 25.
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:50 AM   #38
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Comedian Dane Cook has been evicted from his Los Angeles apartment after he lost his appeal against a lawsuit from his landlord.
The actor was hit with legal action alleging he allowed his pet dog to defecate on the land surrounding his West Hollywood home.
The lawsuit, filed in April, claimed the comedian had ignored three warnings from the building's owner about his chihuahua's dog poo.
Cook returned to court last week to appeal the case, after he was slapped with an eviction notice by the Los Angeles sheriff's department.
In his defense, Cook claimed eviction would cause him "emotional hardship."
But the unnamed landlord has won the dispute, citing a swarm of complaints from neighbors that the dog, named Beast, is leaving his mess in the common areas of the apartment block.
According to the New York Post, Cook has just purchased a $7 million home in the Hollywood Hills to move into.
Oh well he is still hot IMO and I like watching him perform. I don't care about his dog or his eviction, that is not my problem...Of course if he can afford a 7 million dollar home he doesn't exactly have problems.
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:51 AM   #39
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Jealous? sounds like jealousy to me.
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:52 AM   #40
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:53 AM   #41
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what? you always say that what the hell are you talking about?
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:53 AM   #42
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what? you always say that what the hell are you talking about?
I do? Hmmmm....
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:54 AM   #43
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I do? Hmmmm....
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:54 AM   #44
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what nobody has explained, BG, is that Dane Cook (and Carlos Mencia as well) have been busted out stealing jokes from other comics.

hence the hatred for him here.
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:55 AM   #45
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NOW I AM GOING TO START YELLING FOR NO REASON!!!!!!! NOW I AM GOING TO RUN AROUND THE STAGE LIKE A reerun!!!!!!!! MANIACAL LAUGH IN 3...2...1.... LOLOLOOLOHAHAHAHALOLOLOHAHAHAHA ... and then I tell him, "Walk into an AIDS tree."
I caught some of the Cook special last night, and he didn't seem to be doing his usual running-around-like-a-hyper-6-year-old-on-a-sugar-rush thing. It seemed to be in a smaller venue, and the camera was unusually zoomed-in and still for a stand-up act.

But, like usual, I didn't laugh once.
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