Chiefs 'twas the night before Raiders... - Page 3

**TinyEvel** · 09-19-2009, 09:03 PM

And all through the house, not a creature was stirring EXCEPT FOR MY RIGHT HAND LIFTING THIS 22 OUNCE COORS LIGHT TO MY MOUTH!

I FUGGING HATE THE RAIDERS AND THEIR FANS SO MUCH!!!

CAN WE PLEASE KICK THEIR ASS!

PLEASE!!!! IN OUR OWN HOUSE?!?!? C'MON!!!!

MAKE SOME FUGGING NOISE TOMORROW IF YOU'RE THERE AND BEAT THOSE SCUMBAGS!

ME AND DANE WILL WATCH THE GAME AT HIS PLACE BECAUSE THERE IS NO SAFE PLACE FROM THE KNUCKLE-DRAGGING RAIDUH FANS HERE IN L.A.

KILL THEM!!!!!

JuicesFlowing · 09-20-2009, 05:39 AM

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Originally Posted by milkman

Twas the night beofre the Raiders
And all through the house

I was screaming and cursing
And scaring My spouse
The TV and Tivo were set for the game
In hopes that Cassel and Flowers weren't lame

This night I would go to my bed
With dreams of a Chiefs win in my head
But concern that a win would be hard
And Raider fans would call me a 'tard

When friends ask "What does it matter?"
My angered response causes them to scatter
"Away from the crazy man" they say
We'll just wait to talk to him another day

I can not say how happy I'll be
If the Chiefs just win, even just by three
7 points, 10 points, 13 points or more
Would have me floating off the floor

Todd Haley must find the tools
To put a hurtin' on those fools
Cassel, or Croyle, must hit some passes
And the defens has to pound some asses

When the game is over, and the Chiefs have won
We can all drink and party, and have some fun
Then as the day continoes to pass
We can all exclaim "We beat that ass".

Good work there Milkman. I wanted to rework the entire "The Raven" poem bye Poe last week, but I gave up after the first two lines. What you did here was pretty descent.

Kerberos · 09-20-2009, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by milkman

Really?

I'd rather drink Hamms (do they still even brew Hamms) than Coors, or Coors Light.

http://www.hammsclub.com/LocateHamms.htm

InChiefsHeaven · 09-20-2009, 06:56 AM

One word...bourbon. that is all.

**1ChiefsDan** · 09-20-2009, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence

Try living up by Oakland.

No shit. My wife and I were living in San Fran when they announced they were moving back to Oakland. The freaks came out of the walls. So glad we moved to Vegas that year and didn't have to put of with those assholes.

EyePod · 09-20-2009, 07:51 AM

Ruck those Faiders boys....

EyePod · 09-20-2009, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by denverdanchiefsfan

No shit. My wife and I were living in San Fran when they announced they were moving back to Oakland. The freaks came out of the walls. So glad we moved to Vegas that year and didn't have to put of with those assholes.

Wow, there's less freaks in Vegas? Crazy..

**1ChiefsDan** · 09-20-2009, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by EyePod

Wow, there's less freaks in Vegas? Crazy..

A lot less than those dumb asses wearing Darth Vader outfits and shit like that. Now I did have a kid working for me at one time that swears he was a vampire. Used to run around at night with a group of those weirdos.

09-19-2009, 09:03 PM
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $2249601	'twas the night before Raiders... And all through the house, not a creature was stirring EXCEPT FOR MY RIGHT HAND LIFTING THIS 22 OUNCE COORS LIGHT TO MY MOUTH! I FUGGING HATE THE RAIDERS AND THEIR FANS SO MUCH!!! CAN WE PLEASE KICK THEIR ASS! PLEASE!!!! IN OUR OWN HOUSE?!?!? C'MON!!!! MAKE SOME FUGGING NOISE TOMORROW IF YOU'RE THERE AND BEAT THOSE SCUMBAGS! ME AND DANE WILL WATCH THE GAME AT HIS PLACE BECAUSE THERE IS NO SAFE PLACE FROM THE KNUCKLE-DRAGGING RAIDUH FANS HERE IN L.A. KILL THEM!!!!!
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09-20-2009, 06:56 AM	#33
InChiefsHeaven Rockin' yer FACE OFF! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Omaha, Nebraska Casino cash: $625437	One word...bourbon. that is all. __________________ We have a million reasons for failure, but not one excuse... Die Donks, DIE!! Holy Crap fellas!!! We did it!!! THREE TIMES!!!
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09-20-2009, 07:51 AM	#35
EyePod Forgetting 2013 season end. Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Around Casino cash: $9995735	Ruck those Faiders boys.... __________________ I did not believe in Mahomes until week 1. I've been woke ever since. I'm on board this freight train.
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