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**Buck** · 10-20-2009, 12:51 PM

"Look, in the plainest terms, the area around my asshole is inflating, much like water balloons, hence blocking the opening whenever I try to shit."

Discuss.

JohninGpt · 10-20-2009, 01:21 PM

Ask your "co-worker" if has ever been ass-aulted with one of these. If so it may be yo... er his problem.

ClevelandBronco · 10-20-2009, 01:24 PM

Ask the guy directly behind him to kindly disengage.

**Buck** · 10-20-2009, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohninGpt

Ask your "co-worker" if has ever been ass-aulted with one of these. If so it may be yo... er his problem.

I can poop just fine, thank you.

blaise · 10-20-2009, 01:37 PM

Balloon Boy Ass.

Elwaysux · 10-20-2009, 02:30 PM

" I feel good but look bad". Feels bad, looks bad- no, feels bad, looks good-no, feels good, looks good-no. Feels good , looks bad. You're a vagina.

Goldmember · 10-20-2009, 02:37 PM

brownie has stagefright

Jilly · 10-20-2009, 02:44 PM

hemorrhoids yuck. Ask him if he's pregnant

DumbHillbillies · 10-20-2009, 02:46 PM

Hemmroids get my vote, ask him if its tender to touch or just touch it urself

kstater · 10-20-2009, 02:47 PM

Tell him to google Hemorrhoids and take the safe search off.

seclark · 10-20-2009, 02:47 PM

http://www.medicinenet.com/diverticulosis/article.htm

Diverticular disease is common in the Western world but is extremely rare in areas such as Asia and Africa. Diverticular disease increases with age. It is uncommon before the age of forty, and is seen in more than fifty percent of people over the age of sixty in the United States. Whereas most patients with diverticular disease have no or few symptoms, some patients will develop bleeding, rupture and infection (diverticulitis), constipation, abdominal cramps, and even colonic obstruction.

or, brock might be correct w/the gerbil carcass.
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**Buck** · 10-20-2009, 02:49 PM

Well he said hes had Hemorrhoids before and this is different.

He went to Urgent Care

JD10367 · 10-20-2009, 02:59 PM

sedated · 10-20-2009, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kstater

Tell him to google image Hemorrhoids and take the safe search off.

FYP

**Iowanian** · 10-20-2009, 03:14 PM

Sounds like his boyfriend pulled out in a hurry for the ATM money shot.

MOhillbilly · 10-20-2009, 03:43 PM

tell him to stick a shotgun up his ass and pull the trigger.

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10-20-2009, 01:24 PM	#32
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10-20-2009, 02:37 PM	#36
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10-20-2009, 02:46 PM	#38
DumbHillbillies He-Haw ! He-Haw ! Join Date: Jul 2008 Casino cash: $10004925	Hemmroids get my vote, ask him if its tender to touch or just touch it urself
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10-20-2009, 02:47 PM	#39
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10-20-2009, 02:47 PM	#40
seclark MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: nemo Casino cash: $-410100	http://www.medicinenet.com/diverticulosis/article.htm Diverticular disease is common in the Western world but is extremely rare in areas such as Asia and Africa. Diverticular disease increases with age. It is uncommon before the age of forty, and is seen in more than fifty percent of people over the age of sixty in the United States. Whereas most patients with diverticular disease have no or few symptoms, some patients will develop bleeding, rupture and infection (diverticulitis), constipation, abdominal cramps, and even colonic obstruction. or, brock might be correct w/the gerbil carcass. sec __________________ "Mr. seclark. Wrong for gravy, wrong for jelly, wrong for biscuits." -rj "If every Planeteer who was disliked by another Planeteer stopped being a Planeteer we wouldn't have any Planeteers." -rj
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10-20-2009, 02:49 PM	#41
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