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Old 11-23-2009, 06:20 PM  
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Who's the bigger douche?
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Mecca or Baby Got GrBack(hootie)
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Old 11-23-2009, 06:34 PM   #31
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I guess I'll never get over how people think urine is so disgusting...

I remember one time my friend Nate and I pissed in an elevator...like crazy...when we were drunk...and our other roommate, who was super ****ed up, just watched...10 minutes later we bailed the place we were at and got back in the elevator...he was wearing sandals (the other roommate who didn't piss in the elevator)...and somehow he had forgotten why the elevator was all wet...and he started splashing around in the pee and exclaimed, "WHY IS THIS ELEVATOR SO FLOODED!"

Me and Nate were just enjoying the show...
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Old 11-23-2009, 06:35 PM   #32
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With so many douches on this board, why is the poll limited to just Mecca and Hootie. How about Hamas, ROR, GoChiefs, and Midnight Douchebag? I hear that jjchieffan is a real pain in the ass too. lol
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Old 11-23-2009, 06:35 PM   #33
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I was explaining my stance on urine to some girl at work...she is super slutty...

Anyways...she was all grossed out by it and I was shocked she had never been pee'd on before...like, she's a super slut...

And she was like..."No, that's gross!"

And then I asked her if she's ever been a recipient of a money shot...

Of course she had. Swallows sometimes, too!

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I later got her to admit that she would not be mad IF, in a boy/girl shower session, a boy she really liked decided it was ok to pee on her when they were showering, she would not be mad.
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Old 11-23-2009, 06:36 PM   #34
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For some reason, every time I see that pic I think the plant is the dude's hair. It gets me every damn time.
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Old 11-23-2009, 06:36 PM   #35
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If you knew the "splasher"...it would have been so funny...

Because he just rolled his eyes as we filled the elevator with pee (Nate is diabetic, he pees a lot)...drunk pee, too...drunk, clear, pee...lots of it...

The "splasher" is so spacy...super spacy...we make fun of him for being so dumb on a daily basis...

He was so frustrated in that elevator that his feet were getting wet he started jumping up and down in it not understanding how the elevator could have flooded...when we literally, 10 minutes before, filled that thing with pee...and Nate and I purposely stood in the corner of the elevator not filled with pee...

Oh memories.
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Old 11-23-2009, 06:39 PM   #36
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What?

I don't get the difference...

Would you, as a girl, rather be pee'd on or splooged on?!

It's a social norm, lol, to accept that money shot...it's a staple in sex lives all over America...pulling out and spritzin'!

AND WE'VE ACCEPTED THAT INTO SOCIETY AS SOMETHING OF A NORM...

Maybe not 20 years ago...but today...I'd say a good 80% of sexually active college girls have had semen on their face.

That's ok though.

BUT PEE!

PEE!

THAT'S GROSS!

Me? I'll take girl pee over girl squirt any day of the week...I don't know what that shit is but it can be scary.
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Old 11-23-2009, 06:40 PM   #37
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With so many douches on this board, why is the poll limited to just Mecca and Hootie. How about Hamas, ROR, GoChiefs, and Midnight Douchebag? I hear that jjchieffan is a real pain in the ass too. lol
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Old 11-23-2009, 06:41 PM   #38
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Me? I'll take girl pee over girl squirt any day of the week...I don't know what that shit is but it can be scary.
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Old 11-23-2009, 06:41 PM   #39
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Well..

At least in terms of Chiefs football I call it like I see it...

UNLIKE people like ROR...who are so INFATUATED with Cassel failing and Sanchez prospering that it has totally cloudy'd up any objectivity and his literally turned that idiot into a Jets fan.
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Old 11-23-2009, 06:41 PM   #40
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I'm offended that I don't even get an honorable mention in a douche poll.
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Old 11-23-2009, 06:42 PM   #41
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Old 11-23-2009, 06:42 PM   #42
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Well..

At least in terms of Chiefs football I call it like I see it...

UNLIKE people like ROR...who are so INFATUATED with Cassel failing and Sanchez prospering that it has totally cloudy'd up any objectivity and his literally turned that idiot into a Jets fan.
But he doesn't urinate on his wife as a sign of affection, so he's got that going for him...
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Old 11-23-2009, 06:45 PM   #43
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Welcome to infamy...
I've actually had girl pee on me before...

No joke...

A staple of my daily shower is pee...I always pee in the shower. It's a learned shower behavior for me stemming from my earliest showers. Shower turns on, here comes the pee!

So...during my first serious relationship...after a while my girlfriend (at the time) and I would engage in sexual activities and decide showering afterwards would be a great time for reflection.

Naturally, she was the recipient of my learned behavior...I pee'd, just like always, and if she happened to be in the way, then so be it, she got pee'd on...

Now, this was always a laughing matter between us...she'd act grossed out but we'd be laughing the whole time because really...it's just pee/and we're in a shower equipped with soap, etc...so it really wasn't a big deal.

But one time she was like...what if I returned the favor!?

I said very condescendingly, in a chanting voice, "Don't care! Don't care!"

Well let me tell you...girls aren't meant to pee standing up...that's for sure...because I was pretty grossed out when she started pee'ing on me, standing up, and near my foot it started like...I can't explain it...you know how we have that nice, tight neat stream meant for standing up...

I don't know...girl pee was super different...and yeah, I guess I was a little disturbed.
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Well I'll tell you what...

The next time I have a serious girlfriend...the first time we shower together she is getting pee'd on, for sure...

It's like a litmus test...

If she lets me pee on her...just you know, harmless pee during shower time...that definitely means I'm wearing the pants...the khakis of the relationship.

Next time anyone wants to know who's whipped/who's the dominant partner...

This is a great test.
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If you tipped the prostitutes better they wouldnt piss on you hootie
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