Things that piss me off with drivers, MS Paint style

[KCChiefsMan]

I'd say about 80% of drivers out there are incredibly stupid and just do not think. Like it's raining, turn your damn head lights on. Why? because it's harder for others to see you, it's not to help you see.

I think my #1 pet peeve about drivers is the way almost all of them take left turns

[Pablo]

It really pisses me off when people, who are obviously women, are driving vehicles.

Don't they know they cause 114% of all automobile accidents?

I swear, give a group of people the right to vote, and the next thing you know they'll be putting on Mary Kay in the mirror of their over-sized SUV, while finger-popping themselves to video uploads of the New Moon trailer on their iPod, and drinking $9 coffee that they bought after stealing a wad of cash out of their honest, 14 hour a day working husband's wallet.

[chiefbowe82]

Originally Posted by PostRockPablo

It really pisses me off when people, who are obviously women, are driving vehicles.

Don't they know they cause 114% of all automobile accidents?

I swear, give a group of people the right to vote, and the next thing you know they'll be putting on Mary Kay in the mirror of their over-sized SUV, while finger-popping themselves to video uploads of the New Moon trailer on their iPod, and drinking $9 coffee that they bought after stealing a wad of cash out of their honest, 14 hour a day working husband's wallet.

expect red rep just a warning

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by chiefbowe82

expect red rep just a warning

Nah, I can pretty much say whatever the **** I want on CP.

[kcchiefsus]

Guess the thing that pisses me off the most is dumbasses who won't get the **** out of the fast lane.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Originally Posted by PostRockPablo

It really pisses me off when people, who are obviously women, are driving vehicles.

Don't they know they cause 114% of all automobile accidents?

I swear, give a group of people the right to vote, and the next thing you know they'll be putting on Mary Kay in the mirror of their over-sized SUV, while finger-popping themselves to video uploads of the New Moon trailer on their iPod, and drinking $9 coffee that they bought after stealing a wad of cash out of their honest, 14 hour a day working husband's wallet.

plus every goddamn clapping gif there is.

[Terribilis]

Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

I never had that problem, but when I was 16 and got ahold of a CB radio, I learned fairly quickly not to fuck with people on that thing. They take their CB radio talk very very seriously.

I learned this lesson too- Apparently Olathe, KS was not ready for my CB talk show, 'Baby Jesus and the Overlord'. Mullet-heads are quite adept at triangulating with a CB.

[chiefbowe82]

i'll never let you go, i'll never let you go, i'll never let you go, i'll never let you turn around back on eachother.

I remember the stupid things, the moon rings, the bracelets and the beads, the nickles and dimes, yours and mine.

[rockymtnchief]

Originally Posted by chiefbowe82

don't turn your headlights on when it's foggy or the light will reflect back

DO turn them on so others can see you. DON'T turn the brights on or they'll reflect back.

[Megbert]

here in phoenix during/after it rains drivers don't turn on lights - basically forget how to drive. As soon as any rain hits their windshields it's brake time. Thing is most everyone is a transplant and I assume they drove in rain where they are from so why do they seem to forget when living here?

[chiefbowe82]

Originally Posted by AZChiefFan

here in phoenix during/after it rains drivers don't turn on lights - basically forget how to drive. As soon as any rain hits their windshields it's brake time. Thing is most everyone is a transplant and I assume they drove in rain where they are from so why do they seem to forget when living here?

no need to go hydroplaning

[Wyndex]

the first thumbnail I dub thee, MOTHER ****ER I'LL RIP YOUR ****ING HEAD OFF

the second thumbnail is dubbed, ****ING ASSHOLES WHO ARE IN A HURRY TO GO NOWHERE

[L.A. Chieffan]

When I'm on the freeway I haul ass. Even if the CHP comes after me I'll ****ing outrun those MFers every time. On side streets I drive about 20 mph no matter what infuriating everybody behind me

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by AZChiefFan

here in phoenix during/after it rains drivers don't turn on lights - basically forget how to drive. As soon as any rain hits their windshields it's brake time. Thing is most everyone is a transplant and I assume they drove in rain where they are from so why do they seem to forget when living here?

And they suck ass when they come up to the mountains. Doesn't matter if it's rain, snow, or clear skies; a prerequisite of living in this State is that you have to drive like shit.

[stlchiefs]

Originally Posted by POND_OF_RED

Remain calm all you want. Looks like a divided highway so you're about to die in about one second anyways.

This cracked me up!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by chiefbowe82

i'll never let you go, i'll never let you go, i'll never let you go, i'll never let you turn around back on eachother.

I remember the stupid things, the moon rings, the bracelets and the beads, the nickles and dimes, yours and mine.

I'm gonna give you 3EB rep, and no, I'm not gay.