Misc Infidelity Poll - Page 3

Hootie · 12-15-2009, 05:23 PM

You have a wife...things are ok...meh meh...sex once a week...twice a month...blah blah blah...

Jessica Alba walks up to you...says she wants to bang...no strings...just bang...one time...no one will know...she just wants dogged and that's it!

BUT YOU'RE MARRIED?!

What would you do?

To dog, or not to dog?

**Bugeater** · 12-15-2009, 06:16 PM

I honestly do not know who this Jessica Alba is.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 12-15-2009, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

I honestly do not know who this Jessica Alba is.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-15-2009, 06:20 PM

And she has the most awesome ass evah!

'Hamas' Jenkins · 12-15-2009, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

And she has the most awesome ass evah!

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-15-2009, 06:22 PM

That's the stuff...

**Bugeater** · 12-15-2009, 06:23 PM

Oh, so she's a supermodel or something? I dunno, isn't the point of nailing someone like that being able to brag that you had it? You wouldn't be able to do that if you're married.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 12-15-2009, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

Oh, so she's a supermodel or something? I dunno, isn't the point of nailing someone like that being able to brag that you had it? You wouldn't be able to do that if you're married.

She's an actress, of such fare as The Fantastic Four and Into the Blue.

A modern day Meryl Streep, with an ass like a ten year old boy.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-15-2009, 06:25 PM

I'd like to purchase an E-ticket for one ride please..

**Bugeater** · 12-15-2009, 06:27 PM

Either way, if you can't talk about it, what's the difference between nailing her and some random hot chick at a bar?

'Hamas' Jenkins · 12-15-2009, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

Either way, if you can't talk about it, what's the difference between nailing her and some random hot chick at a bar?

Satisfaction in a job well done.

The_Doctor10 · 12-15-2009, 06:30 PM

If you said 'yes' you're married to the wrong woman, in my estimation.

LaChapelle · 12-15-2009, 06:32 PM

I'd just pretend it's this

**DaneMcCloud** · 12-15-2009, 06:33 PM

Jessica Alba? No freakin' way.

If we're playing this game, the only way I'd even consider cheating would be with a smokin' hot pornstar - a chick that would give me a night of crazy-ass sex that I'd remember forever.

Not some teeny-bopper who named her daughter Honor.

And even then, I wouldn't cheat. Cheating is NOT cool.

12-15-2009, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Colt4540

No one will know, it's only cheating if you get caught.

I'll know.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-15-2009, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Satisfaction in a job well done.

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12-15-2009, 05:23 PM
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	Infidelity Poll You have a wife...things are ok...meh meh...sex once a week...twice a month...blah blah blah... Jessica Alba walks up to you...says she wants to bang...no strings...just bang...one time...no one will know...she just wants dogged and that's it! BUT YOU'RE MARRIED?! What would you do? To dog, or not to dog?
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12-15-2009, 06:16 PM	#31
Bugeater The Maintenance Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate Casino cash: $3992680	I honestly do not know who this Jessica Alba is.
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12-15-2009, 06:20 PM	#33
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12-15-2009, 06:22 PM	#35
Sweet Daddy Hate Unsparing Join Date: Aug 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	That's the stuff... __________________ 1. Merciless, severe. 2. Given freely and generously. 100% refusal to overrate 20 year Head Coaches with ZERO **ing rings as a Head Coach. CP's Official Professor of 'Dem Blues for 2019/2020!**
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12-15-2009, 06:23 PM	#36
Bugeater The Maintenance Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate Casino cash: $3992680	Oh, so she's a supermodel or something? I dunno, isn't the point of nailing someone like that being able to brag that you had it? You wouldn't be able to do that if you're married.
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12-15-2009, 06:25 PM	#38
Sweet Daddy Hate Unsparing Join Date: Aug 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	I'd like to purchase an E-ticket for one ride please.. __________________ 1. Merciless, severe. 2. Given freely and generously. 100% refusal to overrate 20 year Head Coaches with ZERO **ing rings as a Head Coach. CP's Official Professor of 'Dem Blues for 2019/2020!**
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12-15-2009, 06:27 PM	#39
Bugeater The Maintenance Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate Casino cash: $3992680	Either way, if you can't talk about it, what's the difference between nailing her and some random hot chick at a bar?
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12-15-2009, 06:32 PM	#42
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12-15-2009, 06:33 PM	#43
DaneMcCloud Supporter Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Hollywood, CA Casino cash: $10053648	Jessica Alba? No freakin' way. If we're playing this game, the only way I'd even *consider* cheating would be with a smokin' hot pornstar - a chick that would give me a night of crazy-ass sex that I'd remember forever. Not some teeny-bopper who named her daughter Honor. And even then, I wouldn't cheat. Cheating is NOT cool.
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