Other Sports What Americans should think of Canada - Page 3

**KcMizzou** · 02-24-2010, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Dottefan

Canadians are cool...its also a code word that white people use for blacks..godamn whitey lol..

Huh? What is the code word?

Dottefan · 02-24-2010, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Huh? What is the code word?

lol..I used to run a kitchen for a few years..and the waiters would use the word "Canadians" as a code word for a black table

**KcMizzou** · 02-24-2010, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dottefan

lol..I used to run a kitchen for a few years..and the waiters would use the word "Canadians" as a code word for a black table

Huh... I had no idea. Never heard of that.

Demonpenz · 02-25-2010, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Dottefan

lol..I used to run a kitchen for a few years..and the waiters would use the word "Canadians" as a code word for a black table

I always thought it was jerome ignla out there eating

Goldmember · 02-24-2010, 10:28 PM

Ha they didn't have too much trouble showing their patriotism at the curling event. They even made the poor Danish curler girl cry. Bad Canadians! ha

http://outsports.com/olympicsblog/20...lers-in-tears/

Jenson71 · 02-25-2010, 12:00 AM

Canadians are fine by me. The Canadians fought bravely in both world wars. They gave everything they had at the Somme, and they were there with us storming the beaches in '44.

Closest I've ever been there is when I touched a rock in Canada in the Boundary Waters.

FAX · 02-25-2010, 12:06 AM

Do you guys think that it would be good or bad if dragons were still around in these modern days and times?

I think that, potentially, it would be kind of good. There are probably lots of really useful pharmaceuticals that could be developed from dragon parts ... like they're doing with shark and frog parts, now. Plus, dragons would probably keep the moron population down.

The bad part would be their poop, of course. It's bad enough when a bird poops on your car windshield, but if a dragon did, heck ... he'd probably crush your car or, at best, it would take days to dig it back out.

FAX

Goldmember · 02-25-2010, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by FAX

Do you guys think that it would be good or bad if dragons were still around in these modern days and times?

I think that, potentially, it would be kind of good. There are probably lots of really useful pharmaceuticals that could be developed from dragon parts ... like they're doing with shark and frog parts, now. Plus, dragons would probably keep the moron population down.

The bad part would be their poop, of course. It's bad enough when a bird poops on your car windshield, but if a dragon did, heck ... he'd probably crush your car or, at best, it would take days to dig it back out.

FAX

Only if T-Rex was still around so they could fight with the dragons. Who would you put your money on?

Sully · 02-25-2010, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Goldmember

Only if T-Rex was still around so they could fight with the dragons. Who would you put your money on?

Mini-Ditka

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 02-25-2010, 12:12 AM

Vancouver is one of the coolest places I've ever been. There was a time when I seriously considered moving there.

FAX · 02-25-2010, 12:16 AM

Watching the Olympics makes me think about how different people are ... I mean, around the world and all.

Like, for example, in some countries you can hire "mourners". These are people to whom you pay money in exchange for mourning for a deceased loved one ... or anybody else that's deceased, I guess. I don't know how much they charge or how much mourning you get for five bucks or so, but it seems like a pretty good business. Maybe a little depressing, though.

Still, it makes me wonder if you could make any money being a mourner for hire right here in the good ol' US of A. Like pet mourning, maybe. Some people feel silly having a full-fledged funeral for a pet, so there aren't a lot of normal mourners in situations like that. Given that, being a pet mourner for hire seems to make sense. It would relieve the bereaved pet owner of the normal feelings of guilt and embarrassment while simultaneously helping them work through the loss. Of course, there's also the issue of praying somebody out of Purgatory. Pets probably don't have much of a chance to make it out since they don't have a lot of people praying for them. I'll have to check it out and find out if there's already somebody doing this. If not, it might be a very opportune time to open shop.

FAX

**DaneMcCloud** · 02-25-2010, 01:12 AM

Canada freakin' rocks.

Vancouver, Vancouver Island, Toronto, Montreal, Quebec City, Fredericton, Halifax, St. John, St. John's and all the places in between.

GREAT donuts, GREAT beer (especially LaBatt's Max Ice) and gorgeous women (especially in the French Provinces).

Oh yeah. And the BEST strippers in the world.

Pushead2 · 02-25-2010, 07:37 AM

Canada is the best possible neighbor you could ever ask for. I love it there. I loved touring there. I would move to Calgary or Vancouver anyday...

Braincase · 02-25-2010, 07:42 AM

Love Montreal. French menus, french signs, all the kids speaking Quebecois... it's like being in a different country.

MOhillbilly · 02-25-2010, 08:41 AM

i have zero interest goin any further north than kc. Yanks are a strange brew. indeed.

02-24-2010, 10:28 PM	#5
Goldmember You GOTTA get it done! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Northern California Casino cash: $9856738	Ha they didn't have too much trouble showing their patriotism at the curling event. They even made the poor Danish curler girl cry. Bad Canadians! ha http://outsports.com/olympicsblog/20...lers-in-tears/
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02-25-2010, 12:00 AM	#6
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02-25-2010, 12:06 AM	#7
FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $6753759	Do you guys think that it would be good or bad if dragons were still around in these modern days and times? I think that, potentially, it would be kind of good. There are probably lots of really useful pharmaceuticals that could be developed from dragon parts ... like they're doing with shark and frog parts, now. Plus, dragons would probably keep the moron population down. The bad part would be their poop, of course. It's bad enough when a bird poops on your car windshield, but if a dragon did, heck ... he'd probably crush your car or, at best, it would take days to dig it back out. FAX
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02-25-2010, 12:12 AM	#10
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02-25-2010, 12:16 AM	#11
FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $6753759	Watching the Olympics makes me think about how different people are ... I mean, around the world and all. Like, for example, in some countries you can hire "mourners". These are people to whom you pay money in exchange for mourning for a deceased loved one ... or anybody else that's deceased, I guess. I don't know how much they charge or how much mourning you get for five bucks or so, but it seems like a pretty good business. Maybe a little depressing, though. Still, it makes me wonder if you could make any money being a mourner for hire right here in the good ol' US of A. Like pet mourning, maybe. Some people feel silly having a full-fledged funeral for a pet, so there aren't a lot of normal mourners in situations like that. Given that, being a pet mourner for hire seems to make sense. It would relieve the bereaved pet owner of the normal feelings of guilt and embarrassment while simultaneously helping them work through the loss. Of course, there's also the issue of praying somebody out of Purgatory. Pets probably don't have much of a chance to make it out since they don't have a lot of people praying for them. I'll have to check it out and find out if there's already somebody doing this. If not, it might be a very opportune time to open shop. FAX
Posts: 44,492

02-25-2010, 01:12 AM	#12
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02-25-2010, 07:37 AM	#13
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02-25-2010, 07:42 AM	#14
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02-25-2010, 08:41 AM	#15
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