Question For The Ladies...Milk Cannons On Airlines.

[Bwana]

Ok ladies, help me out here.

So I'm flying back from Kalamazoo, Michigan today. I make it to Detroit and got delayed because "the choosen one, Barry" was in the area with Air Force One. I make it onto the Detroit to Minneapolis flight after Barry decided to move his ass.

I end up in the back row, I'm talking the last seat on the jet back row, on the right side. Off to my right, there is a gal with an 8 month old sitting on her lap next to me, by the window. Across the way on my left, there is what looks to be about a seven year old girl by the window, and another mother with an eight month old sitting on her lap. I grab "Deb" the fight attendent and told her, I must have really done something to piss someone off. She smiled and told me she would hook me up with some free beers and laughed.

About 10 minutes after we take off, I was talking to the lady off to my right and glanced over and noticed she had whipped out one of her milk cannons. I'm taking zero cover. I look over and jr. is going to town on this bad boy. I was like, alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiighty then. After About 15 minutes I look over to my left and mother #2 is doing the same thing. Neither one of them went to any trouble to cover up the milk cannons. I'm sitting there trying not to laugh. Seriously, WTF are the odds of one doing this, much less two.

Deb come by again and I told her to skip the beer, just bring me some whisky and make it a double. She looks around and sees the same thing. Her mough about hit the floor and she comes back with three little bottles of whisky and I smile.

So girls, is this the freaking norm these days or what?

[RedNFeisty]

Originally Posted by Toadkiller

SO when a woman is breast feeding you can't even see anything but the kids head. You must really be hard up to even notice. And breast feeding during take off and landing help the kid keep his ears form popping, thus saving your ass from a screaming kid.

It really does keep the ears from popping, sort of like chewing gum. I breast feed all three of my kids, but always had a blanket to cover with. However, I wasn't shy, if my child needed to eat, it got to eat.

I think women are starting to be a little more open about it, no more hiding in the gross bathroom.

[Huffman83]

Originally Posted by Bugeater

Thanks for totally missing the point. For anyone to drag an infant onto an airplane, or into a movie theater or restaurant or any other public place is selfish and inconsiderate whether they are breastfeeding or not.

So you don't condone parents taking their kids out in public?

I guess I don't see your point. Where the hell can anyone take their kids?

Is it okay to take a kid to a park, or do they need to check w/ you first?

[LaChapelle]

Bugeater is tempted to eat one
that's why he don't want to see a kid in public

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by CosmicPal

Movie theater and restaurant- I couldn't agree with you more.

Airplane though is a different story. She's supposed to leave her infant behind while she flies across the country to visit family?

No, she can wait until the kid is a little older before she drags him/her across the country. Or move closer to the family if it's that damn important to visit all the time.

[RedNFeisty]

Originally Posted by Bugeater

Thanks for totally missing the point. For anyone to drag an infant onto an airplane, or into a movie theater or restaurant or any other public place is selfish and inconsiderate whether they are breastfeeding or not.

I didn't get your point either. I'm not going to stay shut in my house because I have an infant. Now, I would never take an infant to a movie theater, unless there is a cry room (still haven't done it).

I had no issues breast feeding where ever I was at the moment. It should be a norm, if a person is uncomfortable with seeing a woman breast feed her child, then perhaps that person should not look.

[RedNFeisty]

Originally Posted by Bugeater

No, she can wait until the kid is a little older before she drags him/her across the country. Or move closer to the family if it's that damn important to visit all the time.

I was born in Germany, should my mother have stayed in Germany when the Army shipped my dad back??

Not a logical opinion, Bugeater.

[RedNFeisty]

Originally Posted by LaChapelle

Bugeater is tempted to eat one
that's why he don't want to see a kid in public

Nah, he is just jealous he wasn't breast fed!!!

[Ebolapox]

Originally Posted by RedNFeisty

I didn't get your point either. I'm not going to stay shut in my house because I have an infant. Now, I would never take an infant to a movie theater, unless there is a cry room (still haven't done it).

I had no issues breast feeding where ever I was at the moment. It should be a norm, if a person is uncomfortable with seeing a woman breast feed her child, then perhaps that person should not look.

crazy idea, have one of the grandparents or, gasp, a sitter watch the kid if you insist on going out. having kids is a sacrifice, as you already know. part of that is sacrificing a normal social life.

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by Huffman83

So you don't condone parents taking their kids out in public?

I guess I don't see your point. Where the hell can anyone take their kids?

Is it okay to take a kid to a park, or do they need to check w/ you first?

Please, spare the hyperbole. A park is obviously different since I'm not spending several hundred dollars on a ticket to go there.

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by RedNFeisty

I was born in Germany, should my mother have stayed in Germany when the Army shipped my dad back??

Not a logical opinion, Bugeater.

They could've shipped you back via UPS.

[Pioli Zombie]

Bugeater is grossed out by female breasts. Gay pedophiles who boss people around usually are.

[teedubya]

Dude. Bwana got boobs AND free whiskey? That sounds like a great plane ride, to me.

[Hammock Parties]

I don't care about this thread, but I'm going to start calling titties milk cannons.

[Bugeater]

I'm going to start scratching my balls in public all the time, and hey, if it makes people uncomfortable they can just not look.

[teedubya]

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