Life Man Arrested For Putting Semen in Female Co-Worker's Water Bottle - Page 3

Deberg_1990 · 08-20-2010, 01:43 PM

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offb...-bottle-082010

FULLERTON, Calif. - A man was arrested Tuesday in California for ejaculating twice into a female co-worker’s water bottle.

Officers say that in January 2010, 31 year old Michael Kevin Lallana entered a female co-workers office at the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach, California and ejaculated into a water bottle that was on her desk. The semen-filled water bottle was left on the office desk. The female later returned and drank the contents of the water bottle. The victim reported feeling ill after drinking the water.

Police say that approximately three months later in April 2010, Lallana again ejaculated into a water bottle that the same female co-worker left on her desk. Again the victim returned to her office and drank from the semen-filled water bottle. This time, after feeling ill again, the victim sent it to a private lab to be tested.

In June 2010, the female was contacted by the private lab who confirmed that the water bottle contained semen. The victim reported the incidents to the Orange Police Department.

In early July, following further investigation by the police and the Orange County Crime Lab, the defendant was linked through DNA to the crimes. Lallana was arrested Tuesday outside of his home.

Lallana was charged with two misdemeanor counts each of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, with sentencing allegations for committing a crime for sexual gratification.

If convicted, he faces a sentence ranging from a minimum of three months to a maximum of three years in jail with mandatory sex offender registration.

In a disturbing story out of Maryland, a man was arrested in July for throwing semen on women who were shopping in a Michael’s Craft store and in a Giant super market.

In this case police believe the suspect, Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr., used a spray bottle to spray the semen on the women’s backs!

boogblaster · 08-20-2010, 05:11 PM

puts new meaning to the "ole-squirt-bottle" ....

Chief Chief · 08-20-2010, 05:28 PM

Have you figured out what HIS favorite drink is?

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2

1

Jack 'n water!!!

**The Franchise** · 08-20-2010, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Chief

Have you figured out what HIS favorite drink is?

5

4

3

2

1

Jack 'n water!!!

Pioli Zombie · 08-20-2010, 05:57 PM

Bugeater's been doing this for years at Chuck E Cheeses.

**Bwana** · 08-20-2010, 06:04 PM

What I want to know is why the hell did he give up his DNA?

Pioli Zombie · 08-20-2010, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

What I want to know is why the hell did he give up his DNA?

He gave it to them. In SEMEN.

Pioli Zombie · 08-20-2010, 06:12 PM

Gives a new meaning to the term "on the rocks"

**Bwana** · 08-20-2010, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

He gave it to them. In SEMEN.

Ummm, yeah, but they had to have SOMETHING to match it to. There may have been a court order to draw blood, or have him jeck it in a cup, but it's not like they had his DNA on file.

Pioli Zombie · 08-20-2010, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

Ummm, yeah, but they had to have SOMETHING to match it to. There may have been a court order to draw blood, or have him jeck it in a cup, but it's not like they had his DNA on file.

Maybe they had her drink it and then they asked her "does this taste like the shit you drank?"

Hog's Gone Fishin · 08-20-2010, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

Maybe they had her drink it and then they asked her "does this taste like the shit you drank?"

OK. That was funny !

**Bwana** · 08-20-2010, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

Maybe they had her drink it and then they asked her "does this taste like the shit you drank?"

big nasty kcnut · 08-20-2010, 06:58 PM

Funny did this guy think he was long dong silver or something.

Chiefaholic · 08-20-2010, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

Maybe they had her drink it and then they asked her "does this taste like the shit you drank?"

Tombstone RJ · 08-20-2010, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut

Funny did this guy think he was long dong silver or something.

He's got a condition know as chiefsfan. Dude's dealing with it his own special way...

milkman · 08-20-2010, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Tombstone RJ

He's got a condition know as chiefsfan. Dude's dealing with it his own special way...

Are you sayng that bitch was a cum guzling Donkey fan?

08-20-2010, 01:43 PM
Deberg_1990 In Search of a Life Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: San Antonio Tx. Casino cash: $3464454	Man Arrested For Putting Semen in Female Co-Worker's Water Bottle http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offb...-bottle-082010 FULLERTON, Calif. - A man was arrested Tuesday in California for ejaculating twice into a female co-worker’s water bottle. Officers say that in January 2010, 31 year old Michael Kevin Lallana entered a female co-workers office at the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach, California and ejaculated into a water bottle that was on her desk. The semen-filled water bottle was left on the office desk. The female later returned and drank the contents of the water bottle. The victim reported feeling ill after drinking the water. Police say that approximately three months later in April 2010, Lallana again ejaculated into a water bottle that the same female co-worker left on her desk. Again the victim returned to her office and drank from the semen-filled water bottle. This time, after feeling ill again, the victim sent it to a private lab to be tested. In June 2010, the female was contacted by the private lab who confirmed that the water bottle contained semen. The victim reported the incidents to the Orange Police Department. In early July, following further investigation by the police and the Orange County Crime Lab, the defendant was linked through DNA to the crimes. Lallana was arrested Tuesday outside of his home. Lallana was charged with two misdemeanor counts each of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, with sentencing allegations for committing a crime for sexual gratification. If convicted, he faces a sentence ranging from a minimum of three months to a maximum of three years in jail with mandatory sex offender registration. In a disturbing story out of Maryland, a man was arrested in July for throwing semen on women who were shopping in a Michael’s Craft store and in a Giant super market. In this case police believe the suspect, Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr., used a spray bottle to spray the semen on the women’s backs!
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