Chiefs Warren Sapp, Derrick Brooks, Ronde Barber - Page 3

Dante84 · 09-23-2010, 09:11 PM

About 2 or 3 weeks ago on KK's show, Mitch was asked a Chiefs question, and answered:

"Hot tub time machine...... hot tub time machine" as if it were a clever comparison, or segway into further explanation, and we should have all gotten his joke.

KK took the bait after some awkward silence: "What do you mean?"

And Mitch sounded like his pants fell down: "Oh, its this movie, where they, uhhh, go back in time, and they, well, they go back in time and its knd of like a flashback...."

KK: "I haven't seen it, but I'm sure it was good..."

Mitch: "Yeah, I haven't seen it either... but I mean, it was, uhhh, a comedy film from this summer, and, they go back, and...."

KK, saving Mitch and changing the subject: "Yeah I haven't had a chance to go to a movie in a while. So, what do you think about next weeks game?"

Pioli Zombie · 09-23-2010, 09:12 PM

Elmo got to **** Katy Perry today I hear.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 09-23-2010, 09:30 PM

Jesus Christ. Those three are all Hall of Famers.

Mitch Holtus is a good play-by-play guy. He's also a complete ****ing moron.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 09-23-2010, 09:42 PM

Mitch Holtus' other comparisons for our team

Matt Cassel: Tom Brady
Jamaal Charles: Barry Sanders
Thomas Jones: Emmitt Smith
Tim Castille: Ironhead Heyward
Branden Albert: Orlando Pace
Brian Waters: John Hannah
Casey Wiegmann: Dermonti Dawson
Ryan Lilja: Will Shields
Barry Richardson: Willie Anderson
Dwayne Bowe: Michael Irvin
Chris Chambers: Isaac Bruce
Dexter McCluster: Marshall Faulk
Tony Moeaki: Tony Gonzalez

Tyson Jackson: LC Greenwood
Shaun Smith: Joe Greene
Glenn Dorsey: Warren Sapp
Tamba Hali: Lawrence Taylor
DJ: Derrick Brooks
Belcher: Mike Singletary
Vrabel: Kevin Greene
Flowers: Ronde Barber
Berry:Troy Polamalu
Kendrick Lewis: Ronnie Lott
Brandon Carr: Champ Bailey
Javier Arenas: Deion Sanders

Ryan Succop: Adam Vinatieri
Dustin Colquitt: Ray Guy

**Mr. Kotter** · 09-23-2010, 09:48 PM

Jamal needs more carries, and Cassel (to this point) sucks???

Just sayin....

CHENZ A! · 09-23-2010, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

Jamal needs more carries, and Cassel (to this point) sucks???

Just sayin....

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whoaskew · 09-24-2010, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jspchief

Glenn Dorsey, Derrick Johnson, Brandon Flowers

Ok, they aren't the same caliber of player (yet?). But I heard Holthus mention this today. The way these three are playing so far this year, it has to make you think we have what could be a very good core of a good defense. Nice thought.

FWIW, I think DJ and Flowers are playing at a pro bowl level, and if Dorsey keeps at it he could be in the discussion.

"They are who we thought they were!".....D. Green

I never understood that quote until now

09-23-2010, 09:11 PM	#1
Dante84 Tossed Salad & Scrambled Eggs Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: ATX & OPKS Casino cash: $-2038004 VARSITY	About 2 or 3 weeks ago on KK's show, Mitch was asked a Chiefs question, and answered: "Hot tub time machine...... hot tub time machine" as if it were a clever comparison, or segway into further explanation, and we should have all gotten his joke. KK took the bait after some awkward silence: "What do you mean?" And Mitch sounded like his pants fell down: "Oh, its this movie, where they, uhhh, go back in time, and they, well, they go back in time and its knd of like a flashback...." KK: "I haven't seen it, but I'm sure it was good..." Mitch: "Yeah, I haven't seen it either... but I mean, it was, uhhh, a comedy film from this summer, and, they go back, and...." KK, saving Mitch and changing the subject: "Yeah I haven't had a chance to go to a movie in a while. So, what do you think about next weeks game?" __________________ ..
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09-23-2010, 09:30 PM	#3
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7129572	Jesus Christ. Those three are all Hall of Famers. Mitch Holtus is a good play-by-play guy. He's also a complete ****ing moron. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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09-23-2010, 09:42 PM	#4
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7129572	Mitch Holtus' other comparisons for our team Matt Cassel: Tom Brady Jamaal Charles: Barry Sanders Thomas Jones: Emmitt Smith Tim Castille: Ironhead Heyward Branden Albert: Orlando Pace Brian Waters: John Hannah Casey Wiegmann: Dermonti Dawson Ryan Lilja: Will Shields Barry Richardson: Willie Anderson Dwayne Bowe: Michael Irvin Chris Chambers: Isaac Bruce Dexter McCluster: Marshall Faulk Tony Moeaki: Tony Gonzalez Tyson Jackson: LC Greenwood Shaun Smith: Joe Greene Glenn Dorsey: Warren Sapp Tamba Hali: Lawrence Taylor DJ: Derrick Brooks Belcher: Mike Singletary Vrabel: Kevin Greene Flowers: Ronde Barber Berry:Troy Polamalu Kendrick Lewis: Ronnie Lott Brandon Carr: Champ Bailey Javier Arenas: Deion Sanders Ryan Succop: Adam Vinatieri Dustin Colquitt: Ray Guy __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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