Chiefs Emotional Primer - a Recent History of Chiefs vs Colts - Page 3

Warrior5 · 10-04-2010, 08:46 AM

Indianapolis...

Yes, we hate the Raiders; it's our DNA. And no team incurs my utter loathing and contempt like the Donks. But just for Week 5 of the 2010 season, let’s talk a little Colt-hate.

Now I know it’s hard to hate on the Colts the same way Chief fans hate Oakland scum and cheatin’ Denver dirtbags, especially for some of you younger Planet n00bs. Indy is talented. Indy is respectable. The Colts’ organization is a class act. Unlike Oakland and Denver, they don’t have scumbags, wife-beaters, cross-dressers, drunk drivers, dope smokers, or cheap-shot artists on their roster.

The Chiefs will certainly be road-dogs at Indy. They should be. Just having Manning, Clark, Adai, Wayne, Freeney, Bethea, Mathis, and Sanders on one roster would be a fantasy football player’s dream. But just for a moment, try to forget the Chiefs’ current record, the numerous Player of the Week accolades, and the stats. Pull up a chair, and let me break down some recent history for you.

In the ’95 playoff game at Arrowhead, in -9 windchill conditions, the underdog Colts walked away with a 10-7 victory over the 13-3 Chiefs. Of course, they were greatly assisted by the "kicker who shall remain nameless" missing three FGs, along with 3 interceptions. That was junk punch #1.

The Colts kicked us in the crotch again the very next year, and got a two-fer. The 9-5 Chiefs hosted the 8-6 Colts at Arrowhead in week 16, and again the Colts won a squeaker, 24-19. Consequently, both teams’ records went to 9-6, and in the final week of the regular season, the Colts received the final playoff spot over the Chiefs because of the tie-breaker. Junk punches #2 and #3.

It was seven long years before the Chiefs again faced the Colts in post-season play. You’d figure with all the new players, new rules, and seven years to forget bad habits, things would be different. The again 13-3 Chiefs hosted the Colts at Arrowhead, and despite Priest Holmes and Dante Hall, Peyton ****ing Manning had a near perfect day, beating the Chiefs 38-31 in the only punt-less playoff game in history. This one hurt the most for two reasons: our crappy D couldn’t stop them ONE time, and I froze my ass off during that game. With junk punch #4, I literally began to loathe Indy.

Although the 2007 Chiefs really had no business being in the playoffs, the stars aligned, Herm Edwards threw chicken bones on the floor, and there they were. Not surprisingly, they got their asses handed to them 23-8 in that first game and went home. But it was the fact that this thumping occurred in Indy that caused my blood to boil.

Which brings us to the present. The biggest burr in the Chiefs’ saddle over the last 15 years hasn’t been the Oakland Asshats or the Denver Douchebags. Sure, they’re so much easier to hate, but they aren’t the enemy this week.

I’m tired of getting clowned by the Colts...

I’m tired of the lop-sided record...

Most of all, I’m fed up with getting kicked in the nads with a horseshoe.

So respect and admire the Colts all you want, but for this week, and at least until about 3:45 p.m. CST on Sunday, I’m a Colt-hater.

Feel free to join me.

Colts

FAX · 10-04-2010, 11:10 AM

You know, I didn't think we were for real until the 49rs game.

Even though they only suited up 45 guys and not 49, they are not bereft of good players ... far from it. Their coaches are numbskulls, but the team has some serious talent on board.

That game demonstrated two things that, in my chops-busted opinion, bode well for us in our effort to deal the Mannings a crushing blow; 1) We can game plan at a very high level and 2) We can play the full 60 minutes with passion and physicality.

The respective strengths and weaknesses of the combatants notwithstanding (not to mention the significant advantage of a full 2 weeks of rest and preparation), those two factors make me believe we can beat anybody on any given Sunday ... and that includes the friggin' Mannings.

FAX

**gblowfish** · 10-04-2010, 11:13 AM

This shirt is wicked awesome (as they say in Boston):

**grandllama** · 10-04-2010, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

If they have a bad year, maybe they'll throw all their stuff in moving van and leave Indy in the middle of the night.

I would dance on their grave...

FAX · 10-04-2010, 12:03 PM

Just out of curiosity ... if a person wanted to start an internet rumor that Manning had gay sex with a hotel bartender, what would be the best way to do that?

Twitter? Facebook? Email to the Indianapolis press?

FAX

**grandllama** · 10-04-2010, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX

Just out of curiosity ... if a person wanted to start an internet rumor that Manning had gay sex with a hotel bartender, what would be the best way to do that?

Twitter? Facebook? Email to the Indianapolis press?

FAX

Consider me emailed.

I'll pass it along to our sports director.

Amnorix · 10-04-2010, 12:52 PM

Pats fans applaud the sentiments in this thread!

</post> · 10-04-2010, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Warrior5

Indianapolis...
Unlike Oakland and Denver, they don’t have scumbags, wife-beaters, cross-dressers, drunk drivers, dope smokers, or cheap-shot artists on their roster.

Not on the current roster, but Marvin Harrison?

NewChief · 10-04-2010, 01:07 PM

Yeah... I pretty much hate the Colts more than any other team.

Chiefs Pantalones · 10-04-2010, 01:18 PM

The only team I hate more than the Colts is the Donkeys.

Skyy God · 10-04-2010, 01:20 PM

Don't punt Dick, don't punt.

Skyy God · 10-04-2010, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Cool han Luke

Man I use to go to a sport bar called Blind Pig. This MO FO Colts fan with a horse shoe tattoo upside down so when they score a TD he could raize his arms up & it be right side up. That guy was the biggest doughbag ever. All he did was hate on the Chiefs even when we weren't playing them. Scum bag of the earth.

**** the Colts they can die in an eternal Fire Aids tree.

**** you RAIDERS BRONCOS & COLTS

I may have to go back to the bar see if he is there. It would be justice to watch Chiefs pown the Colts. On the other hand....

I ran into a guy week 1 at a sports bar that had a Manning Pro bowl jersey. His (metaphorical) tears were delicious.

Carlota69 · 10-04-2010, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Otter

How cool is going into Indy knowing we have a chance to win?

Sunday can't get here soon enough.

Here here!!!!

Warrior5 · 10-04-2010, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Amnorix

Pats fans applaud the sentiments in this thread!

Yeah, great sentiments so far, but it's still missing sheer, seething hate.

I'm talking hate of Donkey-esque proportions... something that only one, maybe two other Planeteers can express.

Where the hell is frazod when you need him?

**Lzen** · 10-04-2010, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Goldmember

I've been telling Chiefs fans this for some time. The Chiefs owe the Colts a long history of payback and the only way to collect on it is to beat them in the playoffs, three times, at least.

I disagree with you on the 2007 playoff game though. If the Chiefs had ANY resemblance of an offense, they would have beaten the Colts, and that was their SB year. I don't think any other defense gave Manning as much trouble as the Chiefs' did. The defense was owning Manning through much of the game. They intercepted him like three times I believe. But that was the worst Chiefs offense I've ever seen though.

This is truth.

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It was seven long years before the Chiefs again faced the Colts in post-season play. You’d figure with all the new players, new rules, and seven years to forget bad habits, things would be different. The again 13-3 Chiefs hosted the Colts at Arrowhead, and despite Priest Holmes and Dante Hall, Peyton ****ing Manning had a near perfect day, beating the Chiefs 38-31 in the only punt-less playoff game in history. This one hurt the most for two reasons: our crappy D couldn’t stop them ONE time, and I froze my ass off during that game. With junk punch #4, I literally began to loathe Indy.

WTH? Are you sure you're not remembering another game? I, too, was there and I don't recall it being all that cold that day.

**gblowfish** · 10-04-2010, 02:59 PM

The "no punts" playoff game vs Manning in KC was a good weather day. That's why so much offense was rung up. It was a track meet all day.

The cold one was Bono vs. Harbaugh in 1995.

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gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $16866178 VARSITY	The "no punts" playoff game vs Manning in KC was a good weather day. That's why so much offense was rung up. It was a track meet all day. The cold one was Bono vs. Harbaugh in 1995.
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