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Old 12-20-2010, 12:15 PM  
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Tips for dealing with a sister-in-law I cant stand...
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I am getting ready to leave here for vacation up to my in-laws. For the life of me, I cannot stand my wife's sister. She is a total selfish annoying bitch. The mere thought of here, or when i see her number on caller-ID instantly pisses me off.

So now that I have to deal with her for about 5 days at my in-laws for the holidays, I am trying to not get into a foul mood. It is really hard not to though.

Any thoughts and tips?

Oh ya, I have already considered ANTI-FREEZE!.
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Old 12-20-2010, 01:50 PM   #31
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Old 12-20-2010, 01:52 PM   #32
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Old 12-20-2010, 02:03 PM   #33
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We're heading to Captiva Island in Florida for 5 days this summer for my father in law's 80th birthday. That island is only reachable by boat, helicopter, or swimming. My wife has three sisters and we're all going to live in two adjacent houses.

Two of the sisters are annoying as hell. Did I mention the only way off the island is boat, helicoptor, or swimming?

So I will be using this thread for ideas as well.
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Old 12-20-2010, 02:09 PM   #34
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We're heading to Captiva Island in Florida for 5 days this summer for my father in law's 80th birthday. That island is only reachable by boat, helicopter, or swimming. My wife has three sisters and we're all going to live in two adjacent houses.

Two of the sisters are annoying as hell. Did I mention the only way off the island is boat, helicoptor, or swimming?

So I will be using this thread for ideas as well.
In your case, I recommend either drowning 2 sisters or drowning an old ugly guy.
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Old 12-20-2010, 02:09 PM   #35
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Old 12-20-2010, 02:14 PM   #36
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We're heading to Captiva Island in Florida for 5 days this summer for my father in law's 80th birthday. That island is only reachable by boat, helicopter, or swimming. My wife has three sisters and we're all going to live in two adjacent houses.

Two of the sisters are annoying as hell. Did I mention the only way off the island is boat, helicoptor, or swimming?

So I will be using this thread for ideas as well.
thats easy. Take them fishing. "it could have been you Fredo"
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Old 12-20-2010, 02:16 PM   #37
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If you value your marriage at all, you should suck it up and try to be nice. I've been there with my sister-in-law. She has done some pretty despicable things over the years and I don't have a lot of respect for her. That having been said, I've found the things I do like about her and focus on them. For instance, when she's not brooding and moody she actually has a delightful sense of humor. She loves my daughter and my wife. So those things are enough for me to tolerate her.

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Old 12-20-2010, 02:21 PM   #38
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I have a similar problem as I will be housing my wife's brother and his wife this holiday season. Here is how I plan to attack it.

1. Set the ground rules early.

This is my effin house and I'm not going to act differently because you happen to be here. I plan to stick to my routine.

2. Be willing to be the a$$hole.

I make a living off of being a political operative, I really don't want to get in a effin political debate over the holidays. So if you bring that $hit, I'm going in for the kill. When I get sick of this shit, I'm just going to tell you then ignore what's going on in my house. I will probably begin watching the 1500 episodes of the Family Guy that I have on my DVR. This is me giving in, they are blasting conservatives and I find it funny. If you're still a dick its your own problem.

3. My House/My Perks

Damn right I'm not going to share my expensive scotch and whisky with you. I'm also not going to tell you where I keep the can of mixed nuts.

4. If you want me cook you breakfast you need to be up when I'm in the kitchen

Sorry, this isn't a restaurant. If I'm the only one up I'm cooking something for just me and my wife. If I'm in a bad mood, I'll probably go out and get me something to eat like some casey's breakfast pizza. Then I'm going to drive through starbucks for some expensive coffee. I hate that shit, but it will be worth seeing you all envious of my cup of joe. Enjoy the crap in my coffee pot.

5. Get a start on the news years resolution

Yeah, I'm that guy. I really love peace an quiet so the holidays are not my bag. The dog and I will probably go for some nice long walks. If the weather is bad I'll be on the treadmill with my ipod. My wife is always a good cover for me, she just says, "yeah, he really gets serious about working out in the winter months. "

6. I've got work to do.

I'm never afraid of doing work on the holidays. Now I'll be social on Christmas Eve and Christmas, but that's it. If you make it impossible for me to watch a football game, I'll be in my office "working" and watching my TV in there.
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Old 12-20-2010, 02:29 PM   #39
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Old 12-20-2010, 02:30 PM   #40
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You can try one of two things, or both...

One, stand silent, glaring with eyes wide open, pointing your index finger at her and make your body shake a bit, and breathe audibly.

Two, smile and say, "How have you been? Say, the weight looks good on you!"

Either way, she will know that you hate her. Now if you don't want the wife to get all mad and stressed over being caught in the middle of yet another family disfunction, ignore her entirely. Wimmens hate being ignored, but she may get introspective and wonder what she has done. So, it might not be all your fault if you ignore her and set her off.
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Old 12-20-2010, 02:30 PM   #41
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I have a similar problem as I will be housing my wife's brother and his wife this holiday season. Here is how I plan to attack it.

1. Set the ground rules early.

This is my effin house and I'm not going to act differently because you happen to be here. I plan to stick to my routine.

2. Be willing to be the a$$hole.

I make a living off of being a political operative, I really don't want to get in a effin political debate over the holidays. So if you bring that $hit, I'm going in for the kill. When I get sick of this shit, I'm just going to tell you then ignore what's going on in my house. I will probably begin watching the 1500 episodes of the Family Guy that I have on my DVR. This is me giving in, they are blasting conservatives and I find it funny. If you're still a dick its your own problem.

3. My House/My Perks

Damn right I'm not going to share my expensive scotch and whisky with you. I'm also not going to tell you where I keep the can of mixed nuts.

4. If you want me cook you breakfast you need to be up when I'm in the kitchen

Sorry, this isn't a restaurant. If I'm the only one up I'm cooking something for just me and my wife. If I'm in a bad mood, I'll probably go out and get me something to eat like some casey's breakfast pizza. Then I'm going to drive through starbucks for some expensive coffee. I hate that shit, but it will be worth seeing you all envious of my cup of joe. Enjoy the crap in my coffee pot.

5. Get a start on the news years resolution

Yeah, I'm that guy. I really love peace an quiet so the holidays are not my bag. The dog and I will probably go for some nice long walks. If the weather is bad I'll be on the treadmill with my ipod. My wife is always a good cover for me, she just says, "yeah, he really gets serious about working out in the winter months. "

6. I've got work to do.

I'm never afraid of doing work on the holidays. Now I'll be social on Christmas Eve and Christmas, but that's it. If you make it impossible for me to watch a football game, I'll be in my office "working" and watching my TV in there.
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