Misc 72 virgins myth - Page 3

Msmith · 08-30-2011, 07:56 AM

According to Qur'an verse 56:36, they do reserve for men who enter the paradise. Here are the descriptions about these female virgins:

Wide and beautiful/lovely eyes
Like pearls
Hairless except the eye brows and the head
Beautiful
White
60 cubits [27.5 meters] tall
7 cubits in width
Transparent to the marrow of their bones
Eternally young
Companions of equal age
Untouched / with hymen unbroken by sexual intercourse
Virgins
Voluptuous/full-breasted
With large, round breasts which are not inclined to hang
Appetizing vaginas
Chaste females
Restraining their glances
Modest gaze
Splendid
Pure
Non-menstruating / non-urinating/ non-defecating and childfree

All these description beside the size of it are very appealing, except the last entry. Are they droids?

The link: http://wikiislam.net/wiki/72_Virgins

12-21-2011, 04:08 PM

Okay - those creepy little bastards want a 90 foot tall woman? Really? Why? Can you imagine the tits on 90 foot tall broad? There's a reason those 90 foot tall virgins have unbroken hymen, Habib.... Your 2" pecker can't do any damage. You may have to take some snorkeling equipment with you to heaven.

Sofa King · 12-21-2011, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good

After the first few virgins, wouldn't you want a professional?

You mean, after you get sick of the first few 90 foot tall, transparent virgins, wouldn't you want a normal sized hooker?

**gblowfish** · 12-21-2011, 04:22 PM

They'll all want you to go shopping while the game is on.

trndobrd · 12-21-2011, 04:28 PM

These chicks would dominate the WNBA.

Sofa King · 12-21-2011, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by trndobrd

These chicks would dominate the WNBA.

KurtCobain · 12-21-2011, 04:34 PM

Oh wow. I'd smash apart these fine ladies. No sarcasm.

**RNR** · 12-21-2011, 04:50 PM

It is a myth and the 72 virgins reference does not exist. **** Islam and all of its silly bullshit but hearing this repeated over and over is not shocking, as some of the most out spoken defenders of Christianity have read very little of the Bible. Many people just repeat what they have heard or have been told relying on tribal knowledge never taking the time to research for themselves~

**gblowfish** · 12-21-2011, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

So, they're all like Wonder Woman?

mmmmm...Lynda Carter in her prime. Grrrrr.....
I'da crawled through a mile of broken glass to hear her fart on a pay phone!

chagrin · 12-21-2011, 05:00 PM

Shwing!

12-21-2011, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider

It is a myth and the 72 virgins reference does not exist. **** Islam and all of its silly bullshit but hearing this repeated over and over is not shocking, as some of the most out spoken defenders of Christianity have read very little of the Bible. Many people just repeat what they have heard or have been told relying on tribal knowledge never taking the time to research for themselves~

It's still real to me, dammit. *sniff*

**RNR** · 12-21-2011, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

It's still real to me, dammit. *sniff*

Ugly Duck · 12-21-2011, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Msmith

Hairless except the eye brows and the head
Untouched / with hymen unbroken by sexual intercourse
Voluptuous/full-breasted
With large, round breasts which are not inclined to hang
Appetizing vaginas
Non-menstruating / non-urinating/ non-defecating and childfree

Nothing like an appetizing vagina. And they don't piss or crap. Not converting to Islam is totally homo.

HolyHandgernade · 12-21-2011, 07:59 PM

"Virgins" is an anthropomorphic representation attached to the astrotheological sacred number "72". Of course, all adherents of their particular religion tend to take these anthropomorphic images literally while lobbing jabs at other religions for doing the same.

For example, do you know why the "original" Greek translation of the Torah was considered divine? Why it is called the "septuagint"? Its because legend says 72 scribes transliterated it and there was not a translation between them that differed.

Amazing, huh?

Do you know how many languages were spoken at the Tower of Babylon? I bet you can.

Do you know how many disciples were sent forth by Jesus in Luke 10? Some translations say "seventy" rather than "72" but the numbers were interchangeable for story purposes.

Do you know how many degrees there were in Jacob's ladder?

Do you know how many races descended from Abraham?

Do you know how many disciples Confucius was said to have?

Do you know how many "parts" of each day the Egyptian god, Thoth, wins from the Moon?

Do you know how many conspirators of Set plotted to kill Osiris? Do you know how many parts the ripped him up into?

Do you know how many immortals there are in Taoism?

Do you know how many names for "God" there are in Kabbalism?

If you answered "72", you are able to follow an obvious lead... and CORRECT!

So, what is going on here? Why is 72/70 so prevalent in religion and myth? Well, most religions regarded the sky, especially the night sky, as "Heaven". And all the constellations, planets, sun and moon were gods or "helpers" of the gods. The "science" for studying the heavens in this time was astrology. The sky was divided into 12 houses, each representing 30 degrees of the circle. The rotation of the Zodiac is what is known as the "Great Year". It takes approximately 26,000 (actually its a little less than this rounded number) Earth years for the Zodiac to make a complete rotation. Since there are 360 degrees in a circle, each degree represent 72 Earth years. Now you plug that number into whatever religious/mythical story you want to help explain the wonder of the heavens.

Backwards Masking · 12-21-2011, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Duck

And they don't piss or crap. Not converting to Islam is totally homo.

I can't believe the link actually says their hairless except for the head and eyebrows. what i don't understand is why every naked pic of practically any woman before 1993 (photos, portraits paintings, whatever) comes with (usually) a pretty Big Bush. even in the early 90's women still had landing strips, pubes on women didn't become Taboo until the 2000s.

where are all these Bare Floored Women pictures in the Historical and Religious Texts? I don't think ive ever seen any.

08-30-2011, 07:56 AM
Msmith Veteran Join Date: Jan 2004 Casino cash: $8828035	72 virgins myth According to Qur'an verse 56:36, they do reserve for men who enter the paradise. Here are the descriptions about these female virgins: Wide and beautiful/lovely eyes Like pearls Hairless except the eye brows and the head Beautiful White 60 cubits [27.5 meters] tall 7 cubits in width Transparent to the marrow of their bones Eternally young Companions of equal age Untouched / with hymen unbroken by sexual intercourse Virgins Voluptuous/full-breasted With large, round breasts which are not inclined to hang Appetizing vaginas Chaste females Restraining their glances Modest gaze Splendid Pure Non-menstruating / non-urinating/ non-defecating and childfree All these description beside the size of it are very appealing, except the last entry. Are they droids? The link: http://wikiislam.net/wiki/72_Virgins
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12-21-2011, 04:08 PM	#31
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HolyHandgernade Integralist Join Date: May 2001 Location: Murrieta, CA Casino cash: $10006370	"Virgins" is an anthropomorphic representation attached to the astrotheological sacred number "72". Of course, all adherents of their particular religion tend to take these anthropomorphic images literally while lobbing jabs at other religions for doing the same. For example, do you know why the "original" Greek translation of the Torah was considered divine? Why it is called the "septuagint"? Its because legend says 72 scribes transliterated it and there was not a translation between them that differed. Amazing, huh? Do you know how many languages were spoken at the Tower of Babylon? I bet you can. Do you know how many disciples were sent forth by Jesus in Luke 10? Some translations say "seventy" rather than "72" but the numbers were interchangeable for story purposes. Do you know how many degrees there were in Jacob's ladder? Do you know how many races descended from Abraham? Do you know how many disciples Confucius was said to have? Do you know how many "parts" of each day the Egyptian god, Thoth, wins from the Moon? Do you know how many conspirators of Set plotted to kill Osiris? Do you know how many parts the ripped him up into? Do you know how many immortals there are in Taoism? Do you know how many names for "God" there are in Kabbalism? If you answered "72", you are able to follow an obvious lead... and CORRECT! So, what is going on here? Why is 72/70 so prevalent in religion and myth? Well, most religions regarded the sky, especially the night sky, as "Heaven". And all the constellations, planets, sun and moon were gods or "helpers" of the gods. The "science" for studying the heavens in this time was astrology. The sky was divided into 12 houses, each representing 30 degrees of the circle. The rotation of the Zodiac is what is known as the "Great Year". It takes approximately 26,000 (actually its a little less than this rounded number) Earth years for the Zodiac to make a complete rotation. Since there are 360 degrees in a circle, each degree represent 72 Earth years. Now you plug that number into whatever religious/mythical story you want to help explain the wonder of the heavens. __________________ You'll see it's all a show, keep 'em laughing as you go, just remember, the last laugh is on you, and always look on the bright side of life!
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