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Don't Tease Me
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: KS
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consider it a good thing ... just don't fall asleep in the same room with him. my cat brings home the occasional rabbit and usually drops it at my feet like some kind of present. I rub him ears and tell him what a great kitty he is and declare him King Of The Jungle for the day. ![]()
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire
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Is that your dad and your cat in your avatar?
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Bump it
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Dakota
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Buy a bunch more cats, use the killer cat to train them and sell them as guard cats.
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Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
Casino cash: $1993063
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I'm pretty sure I've told the story of one my old cat's hunting prowess on here before. They're amazing hunters, that's for sure.
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: floatin cobwebs n the sky
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Stocking up for a brutal winters. Animals know mang, they know
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Everybody Lies.
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: 22 Acacia Avenue
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Ain't no relax!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Casino cash: $-1531081
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Cats can ninja when the situation calls for it...
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The Constitutional Choo choo
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: homeof43conferencetitles
Casino cash: $-1784568
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Can I shake you cats Paw. Better yet can barrow said cat for a few weeks. Cat would love my neighborhood.
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In BB I trust
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Boston, Mass.
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When a cat leaves you a dead smelly animal its a sign of love you idiot.
In case you don't know it's a Garfield quote, or close to it...
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In Search of a Life
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Fayetteville, AR
Casino cash: $7070204
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Get your cat a GoPro and start youtubing that shit.
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Everybody Lies.
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: 22 Acacia Avenue
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MVP
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Newport, Or
Casino cash: $-1233000
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When things get tight financially we have to be careful about talking about it around one of our cats or the mice start showing up on the back porch. It is like he knows things are tough and he is trying to help support the family.
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Immanentize The Eschaton
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: In Partibus Infidelium
Casino cash: $-1144120
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The cat is sharing the kill with you. It took months to teach my cat to drop off the dead animals outside. He used to run in with them still alive and kill them at my feet. It didn't help that my kids would yell "Finish Him!", the cat developed a flair for the dramatic. It really is no big deal. Shoot, we found the head and sections of the body of a decent sized snake in our laundry room once. Pain in the ass to clean the blood off the linoleum.
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Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
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He may be a "hit cat" for the Cat Mafia....
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