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Random Cliche "If he would have done his homework Rhino linings have had problems with 2006 f-250s but his Pride in America swayed him to by that vehicle" So Rhino lining is upto standards, it's just his "aww shucks I am middle class and it sucks" attitude that caused the problem.
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Being a hypocrite #1 Grabbing shit from the "I am needy" store
Then being a dumbass not knowing that people are staring you down because you are the one being the "My kids got Xbox!"
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Cliche #14: I don't understand #occupy. So I hate it.
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Hypocrite #4 saying GOD DAMNIT but then saying God Bless in the next 5 seconds.
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It is in the prep work. Did you do it yourself, or have someone do it?
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Don't feel too bad, Penz. I posted an ad on CL awhile back for a free loveseat, (hoping to help out a family in need). I got a response from a lady telling me that she was struggling and had 3 kids... blah, blah, blah. I repied back with, "it's yours... when would you like to pick it up?". She responds back with, "do you have any pics?".
At this point I'm wondering WTF... it's a FREE loveseat, lady! (Keep in mind, I did describe the condition, color, etc. in the ad). Anyway, I said screw it and emailed her the pics. Her response, (emailed via her Blackberry, mind you), "I think I'll pass... it doesn't really go w/ the rest of my decor". After that BS, I deleted the ad, and Gonzo dropped the loveseat off at Goodwill. |
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ima in need .. send gifts please ....
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This might be the most Legit Joke I have made up in awhile I have no Idea how to word it but there is something there
1.) My Garbage is worth something 2.) YOU SHOULD KISS MY ASS FOR MY GARBAGE 3.) Fine you don't want my garbage...I will throw it in the garbage
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testing ... 1, 2, 3
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Rhinos became scarce a few years back, I think. They switched over to crack ho skin after that.
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Wrote a story today about a man who takes his old cabinants to a donation center, and how he felt really good about giving away his cabinants because they were worth money. In truth they weren't worth shit, then they didn't act in a way that he felt they should be, because these cabinents were WORTH something. Then Frustrated in the fact of the way people act, he ends up throwing the cabinents away...where they belonged all along.
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Counterfeit jokes.
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