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The Constitutional Choo choo
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When a nightmare becomes real
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Wish I had something clever...
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Tell her the truth? You won't participate in an affair and you don't want to risk losing her as a friend.
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How do you tell somebody "no"?
I find that saying "no" usually works. |
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Veteran
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Just give some nudies of yourself, so she can fap while her husband is out.
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Supporter
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Tell her to send some pics of her cervix so you can make the appropriate decision.
We need to know how many midgets can fit into that clown car to give proper advice. |
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MVP
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She's single, her husband just doesn't know it yet. I'm within driving distance of , give me her number and I'll leave a mushroom bruise on her forehead when I. As soon as the divorce plays out, feel free to ride your shiny little pony in and pick up her pieces.
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The Constitutional Choo choo
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You aint no n00b
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The chosen one
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Just so you know, if she can't have your weiener, she'll find another one.
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The Constitutional Choo choo
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Im a lil stupid,not reeruned HoneyBadger
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Everybody Lies.
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If you really don't want to bang a married friend, then just tell her you aren't the type of guy that wants to do that. Tell her she's pretty enough and you like her enough, but she's taken and you don't want to intrude.
Then once she accepts this, bend her over a park bench and horse**** her til she turns blue. Should mess with her head. |
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testing ... 1, 2, 3
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Create a questionnaire to determine your compatibility and require her to complete it before you consider taking your relationship to the next level, Mr. LiveStream.
Make one of the questions, "Do you enjoy inviting neighbors over for drinks then dismembering them with a chainsaw and making stew out of their body parts, onions, carrots, potatoes, and a splash of Tabasco sauce?" With any luck, you'll never hear from her again. FAX |
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Time Keeps On Slipping
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I thought you were married with kids, LiveSteam?
And yeah, do not bang this chick. Tell her to get a divorce first.
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The chosen one
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