Describe the nicest bathroom you ever pooped in

[RealSNR]

If possible, talk about the bathroom's aesthete. What about the environment made your pooping experience pleasant? Was it a public or private bathroom? Did the toilet itself factor into the niceness? Did it smell nice? Would you say the comfort of the room/environment improved your pooping?

[loochy]

Originally Posted by ChiTown

- stocking cap? You couldn't find a small bunny or muskrat to wipe with?

Dude do you really think I could catch an animal while I'm waddling around clinching by butt together to try to hold it?

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by BoneKrusher

cool story, i love Nature.

Have you ever gone out hiking and found something cool, like a stocking cap?

[loochy]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Have you ever gone out hiking and found something cool, like a stocking cap?

I rolled a large rock on top of the poop/stocking cap pile

[Bambi]

Supreme Court Building in Washington DC.

It was exquisite in it's ole tyme charm and smelled of nice worn mahogany.

Should go back there one day.

[loochy]

Originally Posted by Wickedson

Supreme Court Building in Washington DC.

It was exquisite in it's ole tyme charm and smelled of nice worn mahogany.

Should go back there one day.

That explains the 9 major turds that reside there

[BoneKrusher]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Have you ever gone out hiking and found something cool, like a stocking cap?

good one.

[Dayze]

lol...stocking cap. awesome.

[RealSNR]

Originally Posted by Simply Red

did you blow mud there?

Hold on, there's a poop/billiards joke somewhere. I just need some time.

Give me the rest of the day and let me think on it. I'll come up with something by tonight.

[shitgoose]

Originally Posted by lcarus

Has anyone ever used a toilet with a bidet? Seems ideal, but it seems it would just...muddy things up in some cases.

Ya, I found it to be very weird but somewhat refreshing at the same time

[KevB]

My 5 year old once pooped in a bathroom in the White House, just off the South Lawn. Not a public bathroom....very nice. My wife went with her and said the paper towels to wipe your hands after washing up were nicer than our towels at home. My daughter came back outside and said, "Daddy, guess what?! I pooped in the White House!".

[chasedude]

Went to see Shoji Tabuchi @ Branson once. Took a dump in his million dollar bathroom then played some billards in the same bathroom.

Edit: Here's a pic of the pool table inside the bathroom.

[loochy]

I pooped in Lindsay Lohan's house once. /Dane

[chasedude]

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

There is a Japanese fiddle player in Branson named Shoji Tabuchi that has golden toilets and a nice pool table in the Loo inside of his theatre. You can't beat that.

Damn, just saw your post after I posted

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Simply Red

did you blow mud there?

Hell yeah, B! That shit was GOLDEN too!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by chasedude

Damn, just saw your post after I posted

Your picture does the whole thing some justice. That's a ****ing commode!