Chiefs Late night bullshit: more trade down stuff. - Page 3

Direckshun · 03-19-2013, 11:39 PM

I'm Buffalo.

I want the #1 pick this year.

I offer you my 1st in exchange, my 3rd round pick and a midrounder next year.

What's your counter offer.

DTLB58 · 03-20-2013, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

Yeahhhh.... what do YOU think the demand is.

That's what I thought.

I've got a 3rd you can use, if you swap 1sts with me though. I'm tossing in a midrounder next year because I like you.

Again, I'm good with this:
Done.

Buffalo (Direckshun) gets:

#1 overall

Chiefs (ASF) gets:

#8 overall
Buff's 2nd rounder
2014 midrounder

mcan · 03-20-2013, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

That makes no sense. We have no idea who's going to be picking earlier than who next year. Trading future 3rds makes no sense.

Let's make it a bit more sensible, and roll the dice a bit.

We swap firsts this year so I can get Geno and you can get out of having to draft Joeckel 1st overall.

I'll give you my first and third next year, but I get your second rounder next year.

So I'll get your 1st this year, and your 2nd next year. You'll get my 1st this year, and my 1st and 3rd next year.

you must be high.

Have you ever looked at one of those draft value cards? A number 1 overall is worth approximately as much as two mid 1st rounders, or 3 low 1st rounders, 5 or 6 high 2nd rounders. To trade up to the number one spot, you have to pull some Mike Ditka style shit.

**ShortRoundChief** · 03-20-2013, 12:09 AM

I dunno, however, do you think we could trade Go Chiefs as part of the deal.

ThaVirus · 03-20-2013, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

Deal.

Bills (Direckshun) get:

#1 overall
2014 2nd rounder

Chiefs (ThaVirus) get:

#8 overall
2014 1st rounder
2014 3rd rounder

****in' a, I'm really going to miss that 2nd rounder..

mcan · 03-20-2013, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by DTLB58

Again, I'm good with this:
Done.

Buffalo (Direckshun) gets:

#1 overall

Chiefs (ASF) gets:

#8 overall
Buff's 2nd rounder
2014 midrounder

You're getting CRAZY ripped off. I'd be certain to trade with you every year.

DTLB58 · 03-20-2013, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

How do you patch in a dial tone into a conversation you're not having? I would like to learn that trick.

I've thrown an offer your way, though. Feel free to counter with your asking price.

Hey, if those kids could do it....some guy on the Internet at 1:10 in the a.m. Can figure it out

Direckshun · 03-20-2013, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Rapist

Except not really. That #1 overall pick is worth way more than you're offering. I don't care who's available and who's not. You're getting the #1 overall pick in the NFL draft and you're paying peanuts for it. That's like selling my incredibly good condition used car for half of what it's worth on the market because it's a tough economy out there and I don't really need the money anyway. Of course I'm going to get every penny I'm owed. And if you accept MY offer, I'm already getting gyped out of the value.

I'm trying to make a deal with you because I love you, but I've got Arizona and Philadelphia crawling at my ass. They want Geno as well, and are throwing some offers at me that sound more tempting. So how about you be reasonable and REALLY meet me halfway?

I'm honestly going to bank on the fact that Zona and Philly aren't really pushing that hard. I don't think Geno's the kind of QB inciting stampedes of suitors.

What are you offering, again? My 2nd this year and my 1st next year?

Like I said, I want something back. I'll give you both those picks, but I want Branden Albert.

DTLB58 · 03-20-2013, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

I dunno, however, do you think we could trade Go Chiefs as part of the deal.

I'm all in for that!

Direckshun · 03-20-2013, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by DTLB58

Again, I'm good with this:
Done.

Buffalo (Direckshun) gets:

#1 overall

Chiefs (ASF) gets:

#8 overall
Buff's 2nd rounder
2014 midrounder

Deal.

Direckshun · 03-20-2013, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by mcan

you must be high.

Have you ever looked at one of those draft value cards? A number 1 overall is worth approximately as much as two mid 1st rounders, or 3 low 1st rounders, 5 or 6 high 2nd rounders. To trade up to the number one spot, you have to pull some Mike Ditka style shit.

Or I can just find a team desperate to get out of the 1st overall.

Hello.

mcan · 03-20-2013, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

Deal.

Bills (Direckshun) get:

#1 overall
2014 2nd rounder

Chiefs (ThaVirus) get:

#8 overall
2014 1st rounder
2014 3rd rounder

I'd instantly start petitioning for Pioli to get his job back. Wow, that would be so ridiculously stupid.

jd1020 · 03-20-2013, 12:13 AM

Direckshun is getting hung up on coming to me asking for anything beyond #1 when he's only coming to the table with #8, 2014 1st and 3rd.

Direckshun · 03-20-2013, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus

****in' a, I'm really going to miss that 2nd rounder..

That's why it's a good deal.

I get a legit shot at a franchise QB, and you get a favorable deal in return.

Direckshun · 03-20-2013, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by jd1020

Direckshun is getting hung up on coming to me asking for anything beyond #1 when he's only coming to the table with #8, 2014 1st and 3rd.

Or you can make a counter offer.

Otherwise, Joeckel's your right tackle in August.

jd1020 · 03-20-2013, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

Or you can make a counter offer.

Otherwise, Joeckel's your right tackle in August.

Or I'll just draft Geno and tell you to go **** yourself and Joeckel.

#1 for #8, #41, 2014 1st and 3rd.

I'm taking about a 500 point hit on this draft class and you get your QB. Otherwise... good luck with Wilson.

03-19-2013, 11:39 PM
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