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Old 04-10-2013, 05:47 PM  
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Chinese Man Sticks Swamp Eel Up His Butt - Gnaws Through His Colon - WTF?
Is it football season yet?

They have been talking about this on the radio today.

"A doctor in China couldn't help herself after she recently treated a man whose colon had been perforated by the eel he had stuck up his butt.

She just had to blog about it.

Story goes that the 39-year-old man was doing a bit of drinking when he concluded that it might be nice to let a live swamp eel swim up his rectum.

Needless to say, it damn near killed 'im.

According to the doctor, the 20" eel gnawed its way through the man's colon into his body, causing massive internal bleeding.

"The eel was simply trying to find its way out," another doctor is quoted as saying."

http://gawker.com/5994144/chinese-ma...ough-his-colon

http://www.ktrh.com/articles/michael...-eel-11173075/

http://globalgrind.com/news/china-ma...graphic-photos
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Old 04-11-2013, 07:43 AM   #31
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Ugh. I once read a story (again, chinese people) where 2 guys, as a prank, stuck a live eel up a passed out drunken friend's ass.

It chewed through his large intestines and he did not survive.
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Old 04-11-2013, 07:51 AM   #32
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Old 04-11-2013, 07:52 AM   #33
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Old 04-11-2013, 08:54 AM   #34
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So, uh, what happened to the eel?
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Old 04-11-2013, 09:25 AM   #35
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Old 04-11-2013, 09:33 AM   #36
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probably used novicane for the soul to numb himself first.
I bet he wishes that eel would have sputtered out.
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Story goes that the 39-year-old man was doing a bit of drinking when he concluded that it might be nice to let a live swamp eel swim up his rectum.
I've been so toxic drunk I puked for 1/2 an hour and took the paint off a brand new car (sorry Fatzod.)

I have never, at any point, considered jamming living animals up my azz as a good idea.

Remind me not to get drunk in Asia...
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probably used novicane for the soul to numb himself first.
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I've been so toxic drunk I puked for 1/2 an hour and took the paint off a brand new car (sorry Fatzod.)

I have never, at any point, considered jamming living animals up my azz as a good idea.

Remind me not to get drunk in Asia...
What the hell were you drinking Drano?
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What the hell was he drinking? So I can avoid it.
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