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So blumpkins don't seem to be as big as hit as one would think
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Spiraling down the Drain
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Current gf is a no go
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#33 |
In Search of a Life
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Never heard of it? Who makes this stuff up?
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Consuming CP souls
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Creepy
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#36 |
Ith Fuhtbawl Time
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The proper term for this is Hot Carl.
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So of you have way too much time on your hands...
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#39 |
Just a li'l Evel
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I believe this is called a Blump. Blumpkin is when the service is performed by a relative, usually a cousin, e.g. "kin."
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Most things I worry about…
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NO.
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Y'all are brutalizin' me!
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One year I named my fantasy football team "The Splashing Blumpkins."
Does that count? ESPN did reject it eventually. But that's ok because the "White Mandingos" then went championship. The actual act itself? Not so much. I feel like if I ever found a girl with such questionable morals and poor decision making skills to want to do that I'd need to make it really worth her while and I'm not sure I have the fortitude to go on a 6 week nothing but rum and mangoes diet to make that happen.
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Stroking to the SB Champs!
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