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Old 02-07-2014, 05:37 PM  
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Anybody ever? ...Part 3 (The Final Chapter)

Gotten a blumpkin?

Defined on Urban Dictionary:

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.

Is there a better feeling then taking a shit while getting head? If there is I would like to know what it is.
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Old 02-08-2014, 07:04 AM   #31
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So blumpkins don't seem to be as big as hit as one would think
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Old 02-08-2014, 08:50 AM   #32
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Old 02-08-2014, 09:23 AM   #33
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Old 02-08-2014, 09:35 AM   #34
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Old 02-08-2014, 09:35 AM   #35
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Never heard of it? Who makes this stuff up?
Go to urban dictionary. You'll see all kinds of crazy shit
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Old 02-08-2014, 09:46 AM   #36
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Old 02-08-2014, 10:08 AM   #37
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Old 02-08-2014, 10:28 AM   #38
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So of you have way too much time on your hands...
Sorry what'd you say? I was distracted by the bubbles
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Old 02-08-2014, 12:14 PM   #39
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I believe this is called a Blump. Blumpkin is when the service is performed by a relative, usually a cousin, e.g. "kin."

And, no. Gross.
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Old 02-08-2014, 01:34 PM   #40
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Old 02-10-2014, 07:07 AM   #41
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One year I named my fantasy football team "The Splashing Blumpkins."

Does that count?

ESPN did reject it eventually. But that's ok because the "White Mandingos" then went championship.

The actual act itself?

Not so much. I feel like if I ever found a girl with such questionable morals and poor decision making skills to want to do that I'd need to make it really worth her while and I'm not sure I have the fortitude to go on a 6 week nothing but rum and mangoes diet to make that happen.
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Old 02-10-2014, 07:09 AM   #42
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