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08-01-2014, 11:53 PM | #31 |
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Seriously though she is ****ing hot.
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08-02-2014, 09:01 AM | #32 |
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I knew some people that got fired at was for signing that pos and making a commercial about him.
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08-02-2014, 10:03 AM | #33 |
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NFL pension and his wife is a gymnast. I'd say that's not a bad start to the rest of his life.
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08-02-2014, 12:26 PM | #34 |
Shaken. Not stirred.
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So they are calling them a Power Couple?
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She will rule him with an iron fist...
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08-02-2014, 01:00 PM | #36 |
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Maybe so, but he'll be able to hold up little cards between 1 and 10 every time they get done having sex....
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08-02-2014, 01:05 PM | #37 |
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Wonder what her dismount is like.
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08-02-2014, 01:11 PM | #38 |
Deus ambulans inter homines
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There's a pummel horse joke in there somewhere.
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08-02-2014, 01:18 PM | #39 |
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Balance beam.
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08-02-2014, 01:39 PM | #40 |
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08-02-2014, 01:50 PM | #41 |
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While singing this.
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08-02-2014, 02:45 PM | #42 |
George Brett shit his pants
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Charlie Weis just signed their next unborn son to play football at wherever he is coaching in 2034. That kid is going to be an athletic specimen.
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08-02-2014, 03:13 PM | #43 |
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Ya but maybe only 5'2
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08-02-2014, 04:24 PM | #44 |
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The positions he can fold her into tho!
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08-02-2014, 05:16 PM | #45 |
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