Poop I now have to trim my nose and ear hair - Page 3

**Buehler445** · 05-06-2014, 11:31 PM

Or I look like a sasquatch.

**** getting old.

Beef Supreme · 05-07-2014, 10:20 AM

When I went to my 20-year high school reunion, 9 years ago, people were surprised to see I had a shaved head and would often comment on it. I told them, "You should see the other end."

kepp · 05-07-2014, 10:22 AM

I'm right there with you. I know its a sign of getting older, but I think I also inherited and extra-virulent type of fast growing ear hair from my Dad. He doesn't trim his at all and it looks like Gary Coleman is hiding in there.

Mr. Laz · 05-07-2014, 12:04 PM

Hair growing faster out my ears than it does on top of my head.

also what is up with that random beanstalk hair showing up in my eyebrows every once in awhile?

Lonewolf Ed · 05-07-2014, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by blaise

Some of you guys are tougher than me I guess. Pulling out a nose hair seems painful.

It depends on how deep the root is. Try pulling a gray hair from the ol' bollocks.

keg in kc · 05-07-2014, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Laz

Hair growing faster out my ears than it does on top of my head.

also what is up with that random beanstalk hair showing up in my eyebrows every once in awhile?

I've got that one, too. This clear blond mutant eyebrow hair that grows to freakish lengths. I'm talking an inch or more at times in the past.

Amnorix · 05-07-2014, 12:42 PM

at this entire thread.

But it's all so horribly true.

My next door neighbor -- nice guy, plenty nerdy but whatever, it's all good -- WTF is up with his psycho, completely out of control eyebrows which literally stick straight out with a few of them arching upwards, looking like the eyebrow version of a bull's horns? Does he not look in the mirror? Do his wife and kids not say "hey, honey/Dad, trim that shit down"?

And when he talks to you the freaking things sway in the wind and waggle as he changes expression. ****ing distracting as hell. It's the eyebrow version of Austin Power's mole.

Sully · 05-07-2014, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish

Just wait. One day you'll be at Great Clips and some Browne-Mackie trained, multi ear/nose/tongue pierced, pink striped hair, muffin topped, type 2diabetic skank will say "Shall we trim your eyebrows"? And you answer: WTF? Can you hunt ducks from my eye brows of something? **** straight off".

I'm not allowed in that great clips anymore.

In each eyebrow I've got one wild hair that will grow about an inch. It drives my wife crazy, so I like to keep it, and occasionally play with it in front of her. It eventually falls out and regrows, but a girl at Sportsclips shaved it off one time without warning. Thought I was gonna kill her.

Sully · 05-07-2014, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Amnorix

at this entire thread.

But it's all so horribly true.

My next door neighbor -- nice guy, plenty nerdy but whatever, it's all good -- WTF is up with his psycho, completely out of control eyebrows which literally stick straight out with a few of them arching upwards, looking like the eyebrow version of a bull's horns? Does he not look in the mirror? Do his wife and kids not say "hey, honey/Dad, trim that shit down"?

And when he talks to you the freaking things sway in the wind and waggle as he changes expression. ****ing distracting as hell. It's the eyebrow version of Austin Power's mole.

I want eyebrows like you describe so badly.

Holladay · 05-07-2014, 01:25 PM

You know when you are getting old, when you pull out a nose hair and through the tears, you notice it is white.

scho63 · 05-07-2014, 01:25 PM

This guy just said the hell with trimming my ears and nose hair.....that's for pussies!

King_Chief_Fan · 05-07-2014, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by blaise

Some of you guys are tougher than me I guess. Pulling out a nose hair seems painful.

it does make your eyes water a little, followed by a hearty sneeze

King_Chief_Fan · 05-07-2014, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Dole

Bob Dole has one named after his ex. Lived with both of them for 12 years.

this whole thread is comical as it can be....I am laughing out loud

not to mention it is a good public service announcement

pulling nose hairs out can kill you? I won't be doing that anymore

**Dave Lane** · 05-07-2014, 02:27 PM

Welcome to the dark side.

**srvy** · 05-07-2014, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop

I trim nose hair when I hear a low rustling sound

Not really. Whats worse is those nose trimmers. They leave them just long enough that when you rub your nose it feels like someone stuck a needle in your nose.

**srvy** · 05-07-2014, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by scott free

You're not alone Buehler, if I could just get my ear and nose to hair to grow on my head I'd be in good shape.

Rub snot and earwax on the bald spot might be the cure for male pattern baldness.

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Amnorix In BB I trust Join Date: May 2003 Location: Boston, Mass. Casino cash: $10029808	at this entire thread. But it's all so horribly true. My next door neighbor -- nice guy, plenty nerdy but whatever, it's all good -- WTF is up with his psycho, completely out of control eyebrows which literally stick straight out with a few of them arching upwards, looking like the eyebrow version of a bull's horns? Does he not look in the mirror? Do his wife and kids not say "hey, honey/Dad, trim that shit down"? And when he talks to you the freaking things sway in the wind and waggle as he changes expression. ****ing distracting as hell. It's the eyebrow version of Austin Power's mole. __________________ "I love signature blocks on the Internet. I get to put whatever the hell I want in quotes, pick a pretend author, and bang, it's like he really said it." George Washington
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