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Man arrested for having sex with a Gator..
Sex With a Gator
Florida Man Arrested for Having Sex with an Alligator JUL 13, 2015 EVERGLADES CITY, Florida – People have had sex with pit bulls, ![]() Rupert Darwin, 59, kept a 12 foot alligator tied and blindfold for the last month, sexually assaulting the reptile multiple times a day. Florida Man Arrested for Having Sex with an Alligator Darwin is a relatively unknown fisherman who lives in the outskirts of the remote town of 400. Residents say he sticks to himself and described him as “odd.” Police responded after a man out of a nature hike happened to walk by Darwin’s house and saw Darwin having sex with the alligator in his backyard. The witness heard Darwin say, “next time you try to kill a man, you best get the job done. Now you’re my bitch forever.” “It was the damn strangest thing I’ve ever seen,” the witness told police. “The gator didn’t even move. It was like it didn’t give a s**t that man was having sex with it.” Collier County Sheriffs responded and arrested Darwin on multiple counts of animal cruelty and one count of illegally keeping a wild animal. Excerpt from Darwin’s police statement: The gator tried to eat me and this was revenge, pure and simple. I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators, but I wanted to teach this bitch a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved. Darwin also told police he had planned to chop off the alligator’s tail and pull her teeth as part of his revenge scheme and had even considered performing noise torture on the reptile by playing what Darwin described as “****er music” over and over. Darwin claimed the alligator had gotten a hold of his pant leg when he was fishing in a swamp and tried to drag him into the water. Darwin was able to escape without injury, but that had set his resolve to get revenge. The alligator is being treated for relatively minor injuries and is expected to be released back into the wild within a couple weeks. |
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Can these boys not play?
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Ha! Made that Gator my bitch.
That is a pretty insane story though. Everglades city is like the backwater of Florida.. which is pretty bad.
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Bolton gonna knock you out
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Hey gator, you got a purrty mouth!!
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Fish are scared of me
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"Dear Penthouse Forum,
So.. I was fishing in the swamp one day and it turned out to be the most erotic experiences of my life. Let me tell you about it.........." |
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MVP
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Rabbi Goldmann
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One of the comments suggests he has Areptile dysfunction
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Woman should only make babies
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that's just cold blooded man
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Cheat Death
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Turned out to be a croc.
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Love with an alligator, livin it up while I'm Goin down
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Stuff & Things
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Don't you **** this up for me. I/We need this story.
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Be Kind To Your Pets
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I so wish this was a true story (it's not). It would be the king of the Important Florida News thread.
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Bolton gonna knock you out
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Just went from weird, to hot! He's the man, please relocate to Epic win thread!!
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