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Old 10-10-2016, 01:43 PM  
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Give me every team's conspiracy story to win the Super Bowl.
If the NFL has indeed become rigged for marketing dollars, the league office is likely looking at each team in the beginning of the year to determine whether they should win the Super Bowl. Imagine that you're the team's representative in this top-secret meeting. What's your argument that your team should win the Super Bowl? This can be any reason - market size, star power, business reasons, whatever.

I think we have a few that are obvious, and I'll start with them, but let's go through all 32 teams.


Oakland Raiders - They're likely moving to Las Vegas, so we want to give the Oakland people something positive to cheer about as the team leaves, while also building support for a public tax for a fancy new stadium in Las Vegas.

Los Angeles Rams - It's the second-biggest market in the country, and we need to build momentum. This isn't a football town, so a Super Bowl win will ignite the fan base enough that it'll become "cool" to be seen at a Rams game.

New England Patriots - We owe them one in return for throwing the AFC title game last year to give Manning a super bowl.

Carolina Panthers - We owe them one in return for taking a dive in the super bowl last year to give Manning a ring and a ratings boost on future appearances.


That's four teams. Feel free to add to their narrative and give me the argument for the other 28 teams. Legitimate arguments only.
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I can see the Raiders getting a big boost because of their large fanbase, the Vegas move, and their offense will draw more viewers.


The Rams need some pub, but they won't get a real Super Bowl nudge from the officials for at least a couple years.

We all better hope that Lynch has the personality of a rock. If he has Televison Moxie, Denver will continue to get benefits for the next 15 years.

As far as Carr goes, I've heard his interviews. The kid is interesting, so we are ****ed on that front.


The Chiefs have no national personality except for maybe Marcus Peters. This team is major league ****ed when it comes to SB chances. BORING.
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Again...the owners that are in the dog house will not be allowed in the big game. Is what it is. The SAME damn teams are in it every year. Flowbee is not in the winners club, so that knocks out the Faid.
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