Other Sports Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 9 - Hydrae versus Willie Lanier - Page 3

**Rain Man** · 06-29-2018, 09:56 AM

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is.

Venue - The local mall, extremely crowded with shoppers
Starting Distance - 800 feet

Hydrae

Main Weapon - Extremely corrosive industrial-strength acid in a normal squirting water bottle made entirely of one of the few substances that can contain it.
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 2 Minutes
Special Factors - An axe-wielding psychopath, who ignores pain and doesn't care if he lives, jumps between you and your opponent when the match begins, wanting to kill one of you. He goes after whoever looks the strongest to him.

Willie Lanier

Main Weapon - English longbow and 6 arrows
Backup Weapon - Bowie knife

Prep Time - 11 Minutes
Special Factors - Your non-dominant leg and arm fell asleep and are tingling and hard to move for the first three minutes

Willie Lanier · 01-29-2022, 08:53 PM

After we win the Super Bowl can we resurrect this thread?

Hydrae · 01-29-2022, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Willie Lanier

After we win the Super Bowl can we resurrect this thread?

I think the psychopath will still go after you, allowing me plenty of time to douse you well with my lovely acid.

**Rain Man** · 01-29-2022, 10:34 PM

I enjoyed these. Maybe I'll work one up for the offseason if people are interested.

View Poll Results: Who wins?
Hydrae	31	59.62%
Willie Lanier	21	40.38%
Voters: 52. You may not vote on this poll

06-29-2018, 09:56 AM
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-562449 VARSITY	Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 9 - Hydrae versus Willie Lanier Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. Venue - The local mall, extremely crowded with shoppers Starting Distance - 800 feet Hydrae Main Weapon - Extremely corrosive industrial-strength acid in a normal squirting water bottle made entirely of one of the few substances that can contain it. Backup Weapon - None Prep Time - 2 Minutes Special Factors - An axe-wielding psychopath, who ignores pain and doesn't care if he lives, jumps between you and your opponent when the match begins, wanting to kill one of you. He goes after whoever looks the strongest to him. Willie Lanier Main Weapon - English longbow and 6 arrows Backup Weapon - Bowie knife Prep Time - 11 Minutes Special Factors - Your non-dominant leg and arm fell asleep and are tingling and hard to move for the first three minutes
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01-29-2022, 08:53 PM	#31
Willie Lanier Veteran Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Canton Casino cash: $8767261	After we win the Super Bowl can we resurrect this thread?
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01-29-2022, 10:34 PM	#33
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-562449 VARSITY	I enjoyed these. Maybe I'll work one up for the offseason if people are interested. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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