Chiefs My Pesonal Vendetta Bucket List - Page 3

**gblowfish** · 01:21 PM

If Mahomes stays Mahomes, then its very possible we can exact a great deal of revenge on the NFL over the next few years. We had lost multiple games in a row to Cincy, then we smoked them Sunday night, getting a taste of revenge for all the miserable losses we've had to them.

But I want more. A lot more.

I want to deal out a bunch of playoff losses to teams that have made my life a personal pit of misery over the past 40 years. Here is my Revenge Bucket List, from mild to MUST.

Mild:

1) Beat Green Bay in a Super Bowl: I don't really despise Green Bay. Actually i admire them and I think they're a well run, historically great team. I just want to avenge our Super Bowl I loss when Lombardi said the Chiefs "were not an NFL caliber team." The next time the Chiefs faced an NFL team was the next season, 1967 in a pre-season game at Municipal Stadium. Stram beat George Halas' Bears 66-24, and played the starters the whole game.

2) LA/SD Chargers: We owe them an exit from the playoffs, and I'd like to do it by rushing Kareem Hunt for 200 yards. Natrone Means rushed the Bolts over one of Marty's teams to knock us out one year.

3) Baltimore Ravens: Knock them out of the playoffs by making them turn the ball over multiple times, like Ray Lewis did to Casshole and Todd Haley at Arrowhead. We were poseurs that year, but I'd like to give them a taste.

4) New England: After Tommy Boy retires, make them play with a second tier QB, in an Arrowhead playoff game, and Ball Control their ass where they can never catch up.

Medium:

1) Miami Dolphins: Get them in an Arrowhead playoff game when it's cold as Hell, force their line to jump offsides with crowd noise, have their kickers blow makeable field goals and taste the bile of kick related failure.

2) Pittsburgh Steelers: Go to Heinz Field, play a close playoff game, they try to tie it up in the fourth quarter, but Dee Ford flops on a rush and draws an Offensive Holding call on the Steelers tackle, which negates a two point conversion. We celebrate on their field and make them stew on that bogus ref call for an entire off season.

3) New York Jets: Beat them handily after they sneak into the playoffs on a blocked punt in their final game. Hold Sam Darnold to less than 100 yards passing. Beat them by five TDs.

Must Have:

1) Indianapolis Colts: I don't care how we beat them. I just want to kill them in a playoff game. I mean beat them like The Taliban. Make them taste the sting of playoff futility. Have their kicker miss every FG attempt. Have their best running back come up lame after one carry. Have Mahomes score a TD on a fumbled snap. Make Colts fans want to kill themselves.

2) Tennessee Tits: On their field, Tits go in at the half with a three TD lead, only to get punked and stuffed in the second half, as Mahomes goes crazy and throws four TD passes, including one to himself. Laugh at them as we leave Nashville. Make Tits fans want to kill themselves.

3) Denver Broncos: Like Indy, I don't care how we beat them. Best would be to have Mahomes run an 85 yard drive with two minutes left to beat them by one with :02 left in the game. Add Shane Ray to our defense, who tells the press he's "Always wanted to be a Chief." Do a baseball swing after sacking Keenum. Make Donk fans want to kill themselves.

Is that too much to ask?

carcosa · 10-23-2018, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut

I want to beat the cowboys in a super bowl. When i was growing up in school they always ended the pa announcement with go cowboys. I hated it. I want to finally rub it in all those asshole faces and say go chiefs! That would make my day.

Hell yeah brother!!!!

Sadly, the Cowboys are probably going to be dogshit for decades to come...

Pablo · 10-23-2018, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut

I want to beat the cowboys in a super bowl. When i was growing up in school they always ended the pa announcement with go cowboys. I hated it. I want to finally rub it in all those asshole faces and say go chiefs! That would make my day. Oh final score Chiefs 65-0. Anthony sherman co mvp with pm2

What kind of shithole school did you go to?? What sort of miserable place would do this to children??

T-post Tom · 10-23-2018, 04:12 PM

Sandy Eggo and/or NE (with Brady) may come this year. Others probably not...

Hopefully, the donks continue to spiral downward at the QB position and stay irrelevant for years to come.

big nasty kcnut · 10-23-2018, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Pablo

What kind of shithole school did you go to?? What sort of miserable place would do this to children??

Corpus christi carroll high school. My anger level when i heard that was over 9000!

stevieray · 10-23-2018, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Dan

My List:

Beat the living crap out of any opponent in the AFC Championship game at Arrowhead. Can't even imagine the joy and mayhem that would ensue.

^^^^^^^^^

'...bring me a Champion'

That's what I want.....The Lamar Hunt trophy raised @ Arrowhead. Preferably against the Patriots.

Night game, please.

Hammock Parties · 10-23-2018, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by stevieray

Night game, please.

half of KC won't show up for work

they should just declare the monday after our AFCCG a local holiday

"Lamar Hunt Trophy Day"

stevieray · 10-23-2018, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

half of KC won't show up for work

they should just declare the monday after our AFCCG a local holiday

"Lamar Hunt Trophy Day"

heck yeah!

carcosa · 10-23-2018, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by stevieray

heck yeah!

language

**BigRedChief** · 10-23-2018, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

half of KC won't show up for work

they should just declare the monday after our AFCCG a local holiday

"Lamar Hunt Trophy Day"

Mahomes will settle all family business.

Please photoshop Mahomes into this pic.

carcosa · 10-23-2018, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief

Mahomes will settle all family business.

Please photoshop Mahomes into this pic.

**Dartgod** · 10-23-2018, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief

Mahomes will settle all family business.

Please photoshop Mahomes into this pic.

stevieray · 10-23-2018, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by carcosa

too nice.. more like this....

Hammock Parties · 10-23-2018, 07:47 PM

JFC you guys suck. Use a mean pic. And filter the face to blend it in.

Patrick Mafiahomes.

**Dartgod** · 10-23-2018, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

JFC you guys suck. Use a mean pic. And filter the face to blend it in.

Patrick Mafiahomes.

Yours is the worst of all of them.

carcosa · 10-23-2018, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod

Yours is the worst of all of them.

lmao

10-23-2018, 12:36 PM
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17586178 VARSITY	My Personal Vendetta Bucket List If Mahomes stays Mahomes, then its very possible we can exact a great deal of revenge on the NFL over the next few years. We had lost multiple games in a row to Cincy, then we smoked them Sunday night, getting a taste of revenge for all the miserable losses we've had to them. But I want more. A lot more. I want to deal out a bunch of playoff losses to teams that have made my life a personal pit of misery over the past 40 years. Here is my Revenge Bucket List, from mild to MUST. Mild: 1) Beat Green Bay in a Super Bowl: I don't really despise Green Bay. Actually i admire them and I think they're a well run, historically great team. I just want to avenge our Super Bowl I loss when Lombardi said the Chiefs "were not an NFL caliber team." The next time the Chiefs faced an NFL team was the next season, 1967 in a pre-season game at Municipal Stadium. Stram beat George Halas' Bears 66-24, and played the starters the whole game. 2) LA/SD Chargers: We owe them an exit from the playoffs, and I'd like to do it by rushing Kareem Hunt for 200 yards. Natrone Means rushed the Bolts over one of Marty's teams to knock us out one year. 3) Baltimore Ravens: Knock them out of the playoffs by making them turn the ball over multiple times, like Ray Lewis did to Casshole and Todd Haley at Arrowhead. We were poseurs that year, but I'd like to give them a taste. 4) New England: After Tommy Boy retires, make them play with a second tier QB, in an Arrowhead playoff game, and Ball Control their ass where they can never catch up. Medium: 1) Miami Dolphins: Get them in an Arrowhead playoff game when it's cold as Hell, force their line to jump offsides with crowd noise, have their kickers blow makeable field goals and taste the bile of kick related failure. 2) Pittsburgh Steelers: Go to Heinz Field, play a close playoff game, they try to tie it up in the fourth quarter, but Dee Ford flops on a rush and draws an Offensive Holding call on the Steelers tackle, which negates a two point conversion. We celebrate on their field and make them stew on that bogus ref call for an entire off season. 3) New York Jets: Beat them handily after they sneak into the playoffs on a blocked punt in their final game. Hold Sam Darnold to less than 100 yards passing. Beat them by five TDs. Must Have: 1) Indianapolis Colts: I don't care how we beat them. I just want to kill them in a playoff game. I mean beat them like The Taliban. Make them taste the sting of playoff futility. Have their kicker miss every FG attempt. Have their best running back come up lame after one carry. Have Mahomes score a TD on a fumbled snap. Make Colts fans want to kill themselves. 2) Tennessee Tits: On their field, Tits go in at the half with a three TD lead, only to get punked and stuffed in the second half, as Mahomes goes crazy and throws four TD passes, including one to himself. Laugh at them as we leave Nashville. Make Tits fans want to kill themselves. 3) Denver Broncos: Like Indy, I don't care how we beat them. Best would be to have Mahomes run an 85 yard drive with two minutes left to beat them by one with :02 left in the game. Add Shane Ray to our defense, who tells the press he's "Always wanted to be a Chief." Do a baseball swing after sacking Keenum. Make Donk fans want to kill themselves. Is that too much to ask? Last edited by gblowfish; 10-24-2018 at 01:21 PM..
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10-23-2018, 07:47 PM	#43
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4150478	JFC you guys suck. Use a mean pic. And filter the face to blend it in. Patrick Mafiahomes.
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