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Yes, she has definitely been replaced. You have incontrovertible evidence. | 20 | 46.51% | |
Maybe. Try applying some sort of high voltage to her as a test. | 12 | 27.91% | |
No, she has not been replaced. Aliens wouldn't miss this type of clue. | 6 | 13.95% | |
You need to track the data over a longer period of time before posting a thread like this. | 5 | 11.63% | |
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07-04-2019, 03:51 PM | #31 |
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You missed the most obvious possibility. There is some kind of hostage situation going on where the bad guys are listening and telling you outright would put you in danger so she is giving you this subtle clue that something is not right so you can figure it out and save the day/stop the nuclear explosion/kill the terrorists/save the president (delete as applicable)
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07-04-2019, 06:40 PM | #33 |
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All you can do at this point is hope that it was the Ebens and not the HAV's.
The good news is that traditional weaponry can kill the clones.
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07-05-2019, 06:12 AM | #34 |
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Strange.
When I sneeze it is also 3 times. I am also a bright light sneezer. I come out of a dark place, ie a movie theater...I sneeze 3 times. If I feel a tickle in my nose, I look at a bright light, then I sneeze, 3 times. I was in a biology class in college and the topic came up as to "bright light" sneezers. It turns out it is genetic. 1/3 of the population is a bright light sneezer. So back towards your original question: why go from 3 now to 2 sneezes? Quite peculiar. I don't have a good answer. Is she a bright light sneezer? My best guess is that she is blowing you more. I think the gag reflex is also involved for bright light sneezers. |
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07-05-2019, 06:23 AM | #35 |
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I think I saw this in a movie once. Watch your cornhole, Rainman. They have tentacles
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07-05-2019, 11:11 AM | #37 |
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I just learned today of a genuine medical condition that causes men to sneeze when they get an erection.
It's not entirely relevant in this case, I think... |
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07-05-2019, 11:24 AM | #38 |
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I'm going to test for other ultra-minor sporadic details that aliens can't easily observe. For example, there's a Christmas cookie that she likes. I'll inquire about those cookies to see what she thinks. If she doesn't want them, then I may have an alien on my hands.
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07-05-2019, 11:34 AM | #39 |
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